5-Points 2,726 Posted June 21, 2018 I just farted and scared the cat out of the room. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The PosterFormerlyKnownAs 61 Posted June 21, 2018 Eating peaches. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,890 Posted June 21, 2018 Sometimes my dog is sleeping and he farts and starts barking at his own ass. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,636 Posted June 21, 2018 Sometimes my dog is sleeping and he farts and starts barking at his own ass. Only fair since his ass was barking at him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,814 Posted June 21, 2018 I cut a guy off or I should say wouldn't let a guy in trying the old speed up real fast and try to cut in front move. My heart could not have been happier. It filled me with such Joy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,636 Posted June 21, 2018 Some of my better days were napping on the couch on a Saturday with the dog nearby. my girlfriend would crack up when I would snore so loud that I would wake myself up completely startled Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted June 21, 2018 I farted one night in bed and it made my wife wake up and run to the bathroom to puke...hahahah.. legendary Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,190 Posted June 21, 2018 I cut a guy off or I should say wouldn't let a guy in trying the old speed up real fast and try to cut in front move. My heart could not have been happier. It filled me with such Joy. Was he driving a Nissan? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,636 Posted June 21, 2018 I farted one night in bed and it made my wife wake up and run to the bathroom to puke...hahahah.. legendary buddy of mine repeatedly dry heave at the bar doing the same thing. Even after he walked away and came back he began to dry heave again. And I giggled like a five-year-old the whole time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted June 21, 2018 I cut a guy off or I should say wouldn't let a guy in trying the old speed up real fast and try to cut in front move. My heart could not have been happier. It filled me with such Joy. I will get past you next time! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted June 21, 2018 I cut a guy off or I should say wouldn't let a guy in trying the old speed up real fast and try to cut in front move. My heart could not have been happier. It filled me with such Joy. Saw a video on fb where a guy was behind a cop and the cop was behind either a garbage truck or 18 wheeler. Someone behind the guy filming tried to pass them all on double yellow lines. As soon as he passed the cop he hit his lights and got his ass. THAT is a simple pleasure we all can enjoy 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DankNuggs 305 Posted June 21, 2018 Saw a video on fb where a guy was behind a cop and the cop was behind either a garbage truck or 18 wheeler. Someone behind the guy filming tried to pass them all on double yellow lines. As soon as he passed the cop he hit his lights and got his ass. THAT is a simple pleasure we all can enjoy Watching a guy get pulled over after driving like an idiot is very satisfying. Leaving work is a terrible intersection where there are two left turn lanes and two straight lanes that merge into a 3 lane rd ahead. Constantly people get in the right left turn lane and just go straight as its 3 lanes on the other side. They cut an always super long line and it slows traffic as most try to get into that left lane after the intersection. I was next to a cop last week when a guy pulled that, and lights on, pulled over. Made me smile 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,144 Posted June 21, 2018 To crush your enemies. See them driven before you. And to hear the lamentations of their women. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted June 21, 2018 Your mom. Nobody's going to mistake her for Marilyn vos Savant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,636 Posted June 21, 2018 In Colorado, one of the simple joys in life is seeing some jerk off with Texas or California plates and of course a Nearly New four-wheel drive speed right past you in the left lane on a snowy day. Then slowly rolling up on him two miles down the road as he's rolled his vehicle in the median. Good times. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted June 21, 2018 I'm 50 now and farts can't be trusted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,285 Posted June 22, 2018 Opening a bag of chips for the first time and seeing a bag full of nice, big, unbroken chips..like it just came off the line. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites