Things You Like To Say And Hear

[BunnysBastatrds 1,913]

Antonio Banderas

 

Peruvian

 

Assbergers

[Djgb13 2,338]

Aerogenes

[BLS 313]

A rapist's wit

 

Swans of Capistrano

 

Pentatonic

[vuduchile 1,941]

Bangkok

[Hardcore troubadour 12,625]

"So, I'm banging this chick, and then all of a sudden......"

[edjr 5,556]

It's yooge

[Djgb13 2,338]

"Hold my beer watch this..."

[Strike 3,957]

mighty white of you

[cyclone24 1,814]

Smegma

[shotsup 832]

When leaving _ "Hey keep in touch with yourself"

[jerryskids 5,191]

snarky

[dain11279 927]

Moist

[tanatastic 2,061]

When leaving _ "Hey keep in touch with yourself"

I like to say "take it sleazy."

[parrot 789]

sploosh

[BunnysBastatrds 1,913]

Glad we used a towel.

[jerryskids 5,191]

Milfy

[dain11279 927]

Lick my balls

[cyclone24 1,814]

"No no its fine...i grabbed a Plan B this morning"

[fandandy 3,311]

Lick my balls

Your dog likes hearing that too. Peanut butter time.

[Sho Nuff 719]

Antonio Banderas

 

Peruvian

 

Assbergers

 

Antonio Banderas is fun to say while trying to mimic his accent. its also then fun to use that accent as if I was the Uscan machine at the grocery store. Makes my wife and kids laugh when I use that voice saying "do you have any....coupons"

Have to have that dramatic pause in there though.

My daughter hates when I use that accent to read her stories at night though. or when I use the british accent to read Angelina Ballerina stories (which such a little bit less when read with a british accent)

[Sho Nuff 719]

mmmphhmmph gulp

 

right behind it is the sound of complete silence in my house

[peenie 1,690]

Word I like to say:

Imaging

Statement I like to hear:

I'll pay for that for you

[frank 2,144]

mmmphhmmph gulp

 

right behind it is the sound of complete silence in my house

After you say that, the least he can do is give you some piece and quiet.

[tanatastic 2,061]

Word I like to say:

Imaging

Statement I like to hear:

I'll pay for that for you

To hear that, you are gonna need to say something a bit more enticing than imaging. Maybe something like, "I have a friend who can join in.". Then we can go shopping wherever you want!

[shotsup 832]

I like to say "take it sleazy."

Also have been known to say

 

"Shake it Easy"

[rholio 339]

Compliments. Don't harm you at all, generate goodwill in others, and just might make someone's day.

[frank 2,144]

All I can think of reading the thread title is:

 

I got no reason for the things I fear

The things that plague me when I see and hear

[Hardcore troubadour 12,625]

"I have an extra case. We'll drink it when everyone leaves"

[peenie 1,690]

To hear that, you are gonna need to say something a bit more enticing than imaging. Maybe something like, "I have a friend who can join in.". Then we can go shopping wherever you want!

 

[wiffleball 4,638]

Shart always makes me chuckle

 

 

And Djibouti.

[frank 2,144]

 

That works too.

[ROCKFORD 134]

get off me

[cbfalcon 824]

 

Antonio Banderas is fun to say while trying to mimic his accent. its also then fun to use that accent as if I was the Uscan machine at the grocery store. Makes my wife and kids laugh when I use that voice saying "do you have any....coupons"

Have to have that dramatic pause in there though.

My daughter hates when I use that accent to read her stories at night though. or when I use the british accent to read Angelina Ballerina stories (which such a little bit less when read with a british accent)

Benedict Cumberbatch is in the Antonio Banderas category.

[patweisers44 697]

"Excuse me while I whip this out..."

[fandandy 3,311]

Just heard a radio advertisement for Hiscox Insurance. That's fun to say but I would hate to be their receptionist.

[TD Ryan2 314]

unpossible

as in, "that's unpossible"

 

"I love you"

when my wife or children say that to me, it is tremendously impactful... often accompanied by a hug or hand-hold... and I'm certain it has a positive, physiological affect on me.

[hoytdwow 202]

susurrus

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

The best things I have ever heard said to me...

 

"The test came back negative..."

 

"You can cvm in my mouth..."

 

"Wow! Its so big!"

[fandandy 3,311]

The best things I have ever heard said to me...

 

"The test came back negative..."

 

"You can cvm in my mouth..."

 

"Wow! Its so big!"

Did the same guy say all three at the same time???

[frank 2,144]

susurrus

sussudio