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Professional Cuddling - Maybe a Snowflake can help me out here

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Man the hoes are really stretching now that backpages got shut down :(

Shut up.

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Do customers get upset when the professional cuddler pokes them in the back while spooning?

 

Eta: didn't read full article, just guessed they had men cuddling women too.

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Shut up.

Hit a nerve, did I?

 

Poor guy, needs professional cuddling because even his own mother didnt love him. But can you really blame her? :(

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Hit a nerve, did?

 

Poor guy, needs professional cuddling because even his own mother didnt love him. But can you blame her? :(

Nope just enjoy telling an ambulance chaser to STFU.

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$80 bucks an hour sounds kinda expensive.

How much for just a simple high five?

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12th Doosh should get a professional cuddler. Nobody would touch that ugly fock without getting paid for it. :(

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12th Doosh should get a professional cuddler. Nobody would touch that ugly fock without getting paid for it. :(

What’s wrong with you?

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That gave me a new business idea,I've got some empty offices(since selling the ad business) and am thinking I could rent safe space.

 

THE SAFE SPACE

WHEN THE WORLD IS JUST TOO MUCH

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That gave me a new business idea,I've got some empty offices(since selling the ad business) and am thinking I could rent safe space.

 

THE SAFE SPACE

WHEN THE WORLD IS JUST TOO MUCH

Ok seriously.....there could be $$ in that.

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Guarantee you they upsell for handjobs or full service. Be stupid not to. Id bang all of their hippie asses.

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spooning leads to forking :banana:

 

 

 

 

Without reading all that mumbo jumbo, I can see this having lots of merit. :thumbsup: although I wouldn't pay more than $20 for a dry hump.

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Man the hoes are really stretching now that backpages got shut down :(

 

How would you know that? :ninja:

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