Spin off - What's you go to line at a funeral?

[Alias Detective 1,177]

Sorry for you loss is mine.

[GhostofTEK 71]

How would I know. None of you focks came to my funeral.

[kutulu 1,541]

Do you here often?

[Gladiators 1,900]

He was one tough sonofabitch.

[kutulu 1,541]

Wanna fock?

[Alias Detective 1,177]

Inadvertently I always ask someone who is grieving the "Hey how ya doing.

[Alias Detective 1,177]

Another favorite is when the old folks say, He/she looks good. I'm like thinking...they are dead. No one looks good dead.

[fandandy 3,311]

So you haven't been focked in at least a week, huh?

[TimmySmith 2,782]

He/She owed me money. Who do I see about it?

[jerryskids 5,157]

How would I know. None of you focks came to my funeral.

 

Sorry, I was busy picking 50 yr old rock songs in a thread on a lightly trafficked FF website.

[shotsup 830]

 

Sorry, I was busy picking 50 yr old rock songs in a thread on a lightly trafficked FF website.

And you did a terrible job too.

 

[GhostofTEK 71]

 

Sorry, I was busy picking 50 yr old rock songs in a thread on a lightly trafficked FF website.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

I ask if they own or rent......then let friends know of the opportunity.

[NorthernVike 2,079]

Your nana isn't the only one who's hard.

[shotsup 830]

Was there an inheritance?

[wiffleball 4,629]

I usually can't wait for the opportunity to say

 

"he ain't getting any deader!"

[wiffleball 4,629]

On a serious note, I hate it when people ask how did he die?

 

 

By the end, I was ready to punch people for that one. Who gives a ? fell off a cliff or got hit by an Acme Anvil, does it matter?

[Gladiators 1,900]

On a serious note, I ###### hate it when people ask how did he die?

 

 

By the end, I was ready to ###### punch people for that one. Who gives a ######? fell off a cliff or got hit by an Acme Anvil, does it ###### matter?

Maybe they are looking for a good story...egg plant stuck up his ass.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

On a serious note, I ###### hate it when people ask how did he die?

 

 

By the end, I was ready to ###### punch people for that one. Who gives a ######? fell off a cliff or got hit by an Acme Anvil, does it ###### matter?

Tell everyone something different. Hilarity will ensue, and youll figure out who the gossipy kvnts are.

[wiffleball 4,629]

Tell everyone something different. Hilarity will ensue, and youll figure out who the gossipy kvnts are.

God's Honest?

 

They'd ask,

I'd glare at them and say "quickly".

 

 

Most people got it.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

God's Honest?

 

They'd ask,

I'd glare at them and say "quickly".

 

 

Most people got it.

My best friend from high school committed suicide andout five years ago. To this day nobody really knows why, and beyond his family I assume, How.

 

So many people, friends of ours, have asked me those questions. Im like, I dunno, why dont you ask his mother? Nobody had the stones for that though.

[shotsup 830]

On a serious note, I ###### hate it when people ask how did he die?

 

 

By the end, I was ready to ###### punch people for that one. Who gives a ######? fell off a cliff or got hit by an Acme Anvil, does it ###### matter?

Brain matter was everywhere

[wiffleball 4,629]

Brain matter was everywhere

Well, except in your head.

[fandandy 3,311]

Last time I saw you I changed your diaper.

 

Wanna change mine later?

[BunnysBastatrds 1,903]

Jaw dropping.

[tubby_mcgee 686]

Another favorite is when the old folks say, He/she looks good. I'm like thinking...they are dead. No one looks good dead.

 

 

LOL. I was thinking the same thing.

[tanatastic 2,061]

This place is dead, want to get out of here?

[shorepatrol 1,734]

You got a real pretty mouth

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

How would I know. None of you focks came to my funeral.

Sorry. We were busy doing a gang consolation of your girlfriend.

[mobb_deep 917]

Here I lay in formaldehyde. Sat down to sh!t, and then I died.

[wiffleball 4,629]

Being honest?

 

If I'm looking to get some play, pretty easy to do it with the following:

 

'You know, Xxxxxx would've HATED this.'

 

 

...and , scene.

 

 

Just naturally leads to 'wanna get out of here?