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So a buddy of mine and I are talking about concerts we have been to over the years. Going down memory lane the wheels on the bus are going round and, round and round…he says off the head” what are your top five and are you willing to trade a couple? Me: Yes. But only two maybe three. And we have just a very short time to commit with each offer. And the stakes are steak dinner at our choosing. He accepted and this is what happened

There’s a great joke in this… … Pull your shirt up and the fatter you are makes it funnier. “I want you to guess what I am now.” Take your thumb and index finger on both hands on each side of your belly button and ask “What am I?” Go up and down in opposite vertical directions five times and stop. Then repeat it three times. Then ask “what am I?”. Your answer, “A lady hurdler”.

“Bob…oh ..Bob”

I’m tryin to decipher it and my only deductible reasoning is that he wants it in the can

I’ve been searching for the daughter of the devil himself, looking for an angel in white. Then I met yer mom and begged Lucifer for a second chance. And he wanted to give me a chance and asked me recite one Black Sabbath song, two Iron Maiden songs, and one Taylor Swift song, and he’d send me back to the river Styx. Nailed three of them. Missed on the last one and now I’m stuck in the in the inferno with no ice for my beers. 🫣

What happened? I hope it’s not what I think.

Send them to the Hamptons, and all the fine places that the rich and shameless live.

…this is from the thread I posted a w bit back.This is for the the somewhat newcomers. Have fun. Bring something more than the same old Sam old. What we need to do more of is this. Either you have humor or you ar humorles. Enjoy the thread.

…talk politics. I’ve been going far back a decade. When 2/3 of the first page is filled the way it is now? The original post is the one titled

I’d finger

Good ones. Hank Williams is a legend Blind Melon was pretty good and rising till the singer OD’d in New Orleans in his bus on Tulane Ave.

That venue looks amazing. Wow. On my bucket list now. There and Red Rocks.Sounds like you had a great time. And music is so subjective so enjoy who you love.

Missed this yesterday. Have fun knowing you made it here.