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Theres a polish chick sleeping on my couch the next few days

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(until I invite her to my bed) So me and my roommate were bored and we decided to get on couchsurfing.com and there was this polish chick in town (Orlando) she needed a place to stay for the next 2 days and me and my roommate were more than willing.

 

Probably one of the hottest chicks I've hung out with, ever.

Not sure how ill feel about it in the morning, I'm drunk.

8/10 accent bumps her up to 9/10

Can size? I can't confirm this but I would say B possibly C

 

So currently going on, everyone is drunk, and a couple of my other friends are over too (not all dudes).

 

So I only have experience with south american chicks and I feel like there is a language barrier or maybe this chick just isn't into me, i don't focking know.

 

PS if I don't make a post after this in 3-4 days, I'm dead, call someone. :thumbsup:

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I'll call ghost busters if I don't hear from you. Actually I'm likely to forget

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Before she leaves ask her for the recipe for ice.

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I can't imagine why her panties aren't dropping to the ground.

 

Oh wait... yes I can.

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Invite Drobs over as an icebreaker. He'll win her over.

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You better not be dead, I'm really fed up with all these searches for replacing people lately.

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impress her by showing her your geek history lineup

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How many polocks does it take to fock iam90sbaby?

2. One to grab a magnifying glass, one to grab a tweezers...

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How many polocks does it take to fock iam90sbaby?

 

1/2? i took his spot in that dynasty league. :banana:

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Fvck can size. We need pics little man.

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Ask her what happened to the Polish Navy's submarine fleet. Then tell her the Polacks invented the toilet seat but we put the hole in it.

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I'm currently focking around with a polish chick. Serious rack. What I love about her is (with all respect), Biitch don't play.

 

She's cute, hot, and doesn't play the shiit that Amurican biitches do.

 

Single mom. Even her kids know not to fock around or she will straight up kill them. She tells them that. No safe spaces or time outs in that household.

 

Conversation (no shiit) went like this (after many prior conversations - big fan of Polish food. I'd kill for a good plate of Pierogi):

 

Me: So, are you dating anyone?

 

Her: I don't date. No time.

 

Me: (few beers in) Do you fock?

 

 

....and Bob's Your Uncle. :clap:

 

 

No head games, no extortion, no manipulation. She can be a straight up biitch sometime, but at least it's honest. She focks on her terms, but there's no focking bullshiit, no dinners, no 'chats', no 'feelings', no nothing. Just solid knock it out and leave.

 

I may be in love. Polish chiicks rock.

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Hey, I'm Polish and offended. I need my safe space. :cry:

JerrySkidsowdski

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Hey, I'm Polish and offended. I need my safe space. :cry:

Just use white-out to cover the offensive remarks.

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Hey, I'm Polish and offended. I need my safe space. :cry:

 

FYI that does not involve a trip to the bank. :wave:

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I'm currently focking around with a polish chick. Serious rack. What I love about her is (with all respect), Biitch don't play.

 

She's cute, hot, and doesn't play the shiit that Amurican biitches do.

 

Single mom. Even her kids know not to fock around or she will straight up kill them. She tells them that. No safe spaces or time outs in that household.

 

Conversation (no shiit) went like this (after many prior conversations - big fan of Polish food. I'd kill for a good plate of Pierogi):

 

Me: So, are you dating anyone?

 

Her: I don't date. No time.

 

Me: (few beers in) Do you fock?

 

 

....and Bob's Your Uncle. :clap:

 

 

No head games, no extortion, no manipulation. She can be a straight up biitch sometime, but at least it's honest. She focks on her terms, but there's no focking bullshiit, no dinners, no 'chats', no 'feelings', no nothing. Just solid knock it out and leave.

 

I may be in love. Polish chiicks rock.

Lol

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I'm currently focking around with a polish chick. Serious rack. What I love about her is (with all respect), Biitch don't play.

 

She's cute, hot, and doesn't play the shiit that Amurican biitches do.

 

Single mom. Even her kids know not to fock around or she will straight up kill them. She tells them that. No safe spaces or time outs in that household.

 

Conversation (no shiit) went like this (after many prior conversations - big fan of Polish food. I'd kill for a good plate of Pierogi):

 

Me: So, are you dating anyone?

 

Her: I don't date. No time.

 

Me: (few beers in) Do you fock?

 

 

....and Bob's Your Uncle. :clap:

 

 

No head games, no extortion, no manipulation. She can be a straight up biitch sometime, but at least it's honest. She focks on her terms, but there's no focking bullshiit, no dinners, no 'chats', no 'feelings', no nothing. Just solid knock it out and leave.

 

I may be in love. Polish chiicks rock.

I can respect that lol

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No offense to wiff (and by no offense that means I'm about to offend), but I never saw him as somebody that women would find remotely attractive. I see him as Barney from The Simpsons. But this is two stories of allegedly attractive women who have hooked up with him for no-frills sex. Hmm... :dunno:

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No offense to wiff (and by no offense that means I'm about to offend), but I never saw him as somebody that women would find remotely attractive. I see him as Barney from The Simpsons. But this is two stories of allegedly attractive women who have hooked up with him for no-frills sex. Hmm... :dunno:

Keep in mind Wiff is so drunk all the time these hot women may be dudes for all he knows. :dunno:

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Keep in mind Wiff is so drunk all the time these hot women may be dudes for all he knows. :dunno:

Damn, that b1tch was rough. I didn't mind the heavy petting but did she really need to fock me in the ass with her clit?

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Keep in mind Wiff is so drunk all the time these hot women may be dudes for all he knows. :dunno:

 

"Shallow Wiff"

 

Hal: I'm going for the one in the middle. You can have your pick of the other two.

Mauricio: So you get the hyena, and I have to choose between the hippo and the giraffe?

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No offense to wiff (and by no offense that means I'm about to offend), but I never saw him as somebody that women would find remotely attractive. I see him as Barney from The Simpsons. But this is two stories of allegedly attractive women who have hooked up with him for no-frills sex. Hmm... :dunno:

I don't know how old you are skids, but I find the older you get, the less "game" is involved. Everybody's been round the track enough that it just gets down to "hey, you wanna?" No subterfuge, no frills, no flirting.

 

This goes double if you frequent dive bars, which it sounds like wiff does.

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I don't know how old you are skids, but I find the older you get, the less "game" is involved. Everybody's been round the track enough that it just gets down to "hey, you wanna?" No subterfuge, no frills, no flirting.

 

This goes double if you frequent dive bars, which it sounds like wiff does.

 

I'm 49 but in good shape; most people think I'm about 40. That being said, fair enough, I'm married and not looking for such chicks nor frequenting such bars. But it's hard to believe there are a lot of chicks hanging our in such bars waiting for Barney to ask them if they want to fock. :dunno:

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