Giants Fan makes a parody video of a popular poker vlog

[Giants Fan 85]

I still look good for 45 years old .... if the video is really low quality.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEKg01lW4HA

[Giants Fan 85]

The vlog on youtube can be found searching TheTrooper97 ... so, this was kinda like the older, more beaten down, lowest possible denominator cash game guy, TheScooper87.

 

I thought it was funny. I really enjoy his vlog as well. Mostly just dumb shiat like food and coffee and laundry, but he makes it work.

[Giants Fan 85]

[Giants Fan 85]

Let me also add that, besides Sux ... pretty much most of you are AFP and would never show your face here.

[Giants Fan 85]

FWIW, I am not sure 2/4 Limit Omaha exists anywhere. It does not exist at the casino I play at. I jokingly said I was going to the crappy casino near the airport, where they actually only do have limit poker, last I checked, and then I showed the nice casino that I actually go to.

[Giants Fan 85]

One thing he does in his vlog, which I would not do, is show my car.

 

This is what it sounds like tho:

 

 

And if you look at thst video and realize I am really 6 foot 1, 215 ... kind of a big dude, amd you listen to that bad ass 428 motor, you will know.

 

Just don't fock with that guy. When you make a list of people to fock with ... did you see his scary focking eyes? Put him last on your list. Don't fock with that guy. He's crazy.

[Giants Fan 85]

Actually, I haven't finished the video, because I haven't finished the car. If you plan to sabotage my car, that might not be what I am driving, any particular day. And also, if I catch you focking with my car, I will rip your focking throat out. You do not fock with a man's vehicle ... that is off limits.

 

[Giants Fan 85]

Also, I should note that the video, because of the bad quality, makes my eyes look weird. I have greenish blue eyes, they look dark and weird in that video, I think from the shadow of the ball cap.

[Giants Fan 85]

I mean, when you are posting original videos online ... and you get a guy, of my magnitude to make fun of you .... ys know, the last person to do,thwt was George W. Bush.

 

Some of you might remember, a little game I had on BushCartoon.com (which, btw was launched prior to Youtube) called "Bushtris". It was like Tetris but all the shapes were square. Easy little Flash game to win, and even if you lost ... some lipstick chick outta florida would come along and call you the winner anyway.

 

I didn't make that Flash game. It was submitted to me, as something I could use if I wanted to on my site. And I had some contact, via email, with the guy that made it.

 

He was known, at the time, as Bad_CRC.

 

Now, if you didn't know who that was, 15 years ago, when he sent you a flash file that he said you could use on your site,,you might ignore it. But I knew who Bad_CRC was. He was the guy that made this:

 

 

And I did post that game, exclusively, on my website, giving him credit, of course.

[Giants Fan 85]

So, some conspiracy theorist jerks, have said that Al Quaeda is defined as "The Base", and All Your Base was some kind of warning, pre-9/11. I actually know the guy that made it, and I can tell you that is not true. It was just a guy, talking shiat, amongst his friends.

 

Ya know, 15 years ago, there was not much like inteactive, sound and video kinda stuff going on, so ... any crappy moving image, especially if it was funny... people wanted it.

[Giants Fan 85]

I also did a high res retouch of a graffiti door in NYC where I changed the plaques on the door from "PLEASE RING BELL" to "ALL YOUR BASE". It looked really good because some of the graffiti actualy went over the type on the plaques. Like a forensic muthafugga might have some issues about determining if it was fake or not .... it was fake.

[Giants Fan 85]

So ....That actually kinda makes me kinda bad ass ... and you fockers are the poosays.

 

Didn't see that comin', didja?

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

Your neurosis is fascinating.

[Giants Fan 85]

Your neurosis is fascinating.

I would not deny being neurotic. I didn't used to be. I still claim that, seeing people on fire jumpimg off a 100 story building, kinda changed me forever. Was not what I expected to see, on my way to work that morning.

[DankNuggs 305]

FWIW, I am not sure 2/4 Limit Omaha exists anywhere. It does not exist at the casino I play at. I jokingly said I was going to the crappy casino near the airport, where they actually only do have limit poker, last I checked, and then I showed the nice casino that I actually go to.

Play PLO you sissy.... action action action

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Dude... Everything you do is a parody by default. Hth

[Magnificent Bastard 190]

I would not deny being neurotic. I didn't used to be. I still claim that, seeing people on fire jumpimg off a 100 story building, kinda changed me forever. Was not what I expected to see, on my way to work that morning.

Suck it up

[Giants Fan 85]

Dude... Everything you do is a parody by default. Hth

FINALLY ... Someone got my sense of humor.

 

I hazed the piss outta my best friend. Won the coveted "Doctor Haze" award my first semester as an active in a frat.

 

Here's the thing, I learned the Greek alphabet when I was like 9 years old. And I could say it, really fawking fast. 3 times on a match no problem, plus my finger tips are kinda impervious to heat and flame, but I would just flat out kick ass on a greek alphabet race, and end it with Sir. That's the pro move, say it faster than anyone else, and I included the word "sir" at the end. So, people would like recruit me to haze pledges and stuff. I had this big mouth. There are some late night stories, where I kept them up all night, surprise, surprise. House was clean as whistle in the morning though.

 

But it was all a joke. It was a big bluff. These kids were my future brothers. All that mattered to me was that they showed me that they wanted it, that they were willing to sacrifice, work hard for the greater good.

 

I was totally feared though. Particularly during rituals. Yer just not gonna outsmart me ... if I want to fock with you, I will.

[tanatastic 2,061]

I would not deny being neurotic. I didn't used to be. I still claim that, seeing people on fire jumpimg off a 100 story building, kinda changed me forever. Was not what I expected to see, on my way to work that morning.

Thats where the story falls apart.

[Giants Fan 85]

But, that was before I went crazy. I made $60k in 2000. Not including winning the electricity bill off my roomate every month playing cards.

[Giants Fan 85]

Gin. I am a bad ass mfiiing Gin player. Spades, Hearts also ... i remember every card I see. Also makes me pretty good in single deck blackjack.

 

Mis-spent youth I guess. Every day after school, like my entire junior and senior year of HS, my friends and I would play cards, listen to music and get stoned. And they all knew after awhile .... EREYBODY knew ... I was him.

 

Ya just, don't mess with me, when it comes to card games, if you are smart.

 

[Giants Fan 85]

You ever play Hearts, and you ask yourself, can I shoot the moon? That is incorrect strat. You either can, or you can't most of the time, it gets even harder against adept opponents. But you pretty much are using the threat of shooting the moon, every hand to force your opponents to eat points. Like if I get dealt a lot of clubs, diamonds and spades, and the 3h and the Ah, I am gonna pass that 3. And if the guy passing to me does not pass a heart ... oooh ... i'm sorry, but I am gonna shoot the moon now.

 

You force your opponents to cover, and be reluctant.

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

I would not deny being neurotic. I didn't used to be. I still claim that, seeing people on fire jumpimg off a 100 story building, kinda changed me forever. Was not what I expected to see, on my way to work that morning.

You had me till you said " on my way to work "

[Giants Fan 85]

You had me till you said " on my way to work "

You had me til someone else made that same joke an hour ago.

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

Yeah...i was going to respond earlier...distracted from ipad...didnt refresh lol...my bad

[Giants Fan 85]

It's not checkers man, this is chess. When it comes to card games, King Kong ... well you know the rest.

 

I LIVE HERE! I grew up in Tucson, wells. It's like that.

 

 

I am surgical with that biatch. You gotta catch me on an off day, ha ha hahhh!

[Giants Fan 85]

But you wanna know what really influenced a white boy like me? Watch The Hustler, and then watch The Color of Money.

 

[Giants Fan 85]

One time in a bar, i was flippin the cue around like that ... and the bouncer came up to me,and he was shaking and he said, "hey, do me a favor and cut it out with the Ninja shiat, OK?"

 

I coulda broke the que on the table and stabbed him right there with the sharp end ... but instead I agreed.

 

Actually, for real ... deadly with a pool cue in my hands.

[Giants Fan 85]

You ever hafta cut logs without a saw? Same concept, kinda. With logs or branches what you wanna do, to break it into burnable sizes is use weight of the log, almost as a fulcrum, so you are weildimg it down upon the rock. You do it right, a big piece of wood turns into many pieces of wood.

 

It's almost the same motion with a pool cue. It's a lift, and WHACK and you will shatter that stick to pieces every time, and often end up with one sharp focking stick. But really, if you wanna brow beat someone with a pool stick, and subdue them ... ya know there are better, less lethal ways than just stabbing some focker.

[tanatastic 2,061]

One time in a bar, i was flippin the cue around like that ... and the bouncer came up to me,and he was shaking and he said, "hey, do me a favor and cut it out with the Ninja shiat, OK?"

 

I coulda broke the que on the table and stabbed him right there with the sharp end ... but instead I agreed.

 

Actually, for real ... deadly with a pool cue in my hands.

Reality check. This is what you looked like to everyone in the bar.

 

[Djgb13 2,338]

Reality check. This is what you looked like to everyone in the bar.

 

 

[Giants Fan 85]

Reality check. This is what you looked like to everyone in the bar.

 

 

That dude, and I can tell because I know Kenbow and shiat ... is actually pretty bad ass. I would not fawk,with that dude.

[Giants Fan 85]

Also, sorry about my parody vid ... d1 ckheads on the 2+2 jerk store forearms convinced me to take it down.

[Djgb13 2,338]

That dude, and I can tell because I know Kenbow and shiat ... is actually pretty bad ass. I would not fawk,with that dude.

What exactly is kenbow? I've never heard of that

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

[tanatastic 2,061]

That dude, and I can tell because I know Kenbow and shiat ... is actually pretty bad ass. I would not fawk,with that dude.

Hes a complete buffoon and with zero training I could wield that staff better and make it look more legit.