Jump to content



Photo

She's on the Rag


  • Please log in to reply
15 replies to this topic

#1 SUXBNME

SUXBNME

    FF Geek

  • Members
  • 48,164 posts

Posted 13 November 2017 - 08:27 PM

Seriously...Give it a try Funny ass song that rocks   :headbanger:

 

 

 

Every girl in the world has feminine needs
Every day of the month a vagina bleeds
Every man has balls filled with his seed
Seeking out every hole is vagina greed

She didn't want to disappointment me
She couldn't bear to tell the truth
She didn't want to ruin the moment
She had to ###### someone in the group

Now there's blood on my hands, blood on my face
Blood on my ######, all over the place, now I know

She's on the rag [x4]

Every dude wants to ###### whenever he can
You can't blame a dude, cause a dude is a man
Any man will admit it's a little sick
When it looks like a murder scene all over his ######

I didn't see the signs a showing
Or the visit from Auntie Flo
She was on her knees and blowing
And I was 4 fingers deep in a camel toe

Now there's blood on the walls, blood on the lamps
Blood on the roadies, blood on the amps, now we know.

She's on the rag [x5]

She's on the rag but the whole band got inside
Wish we would have known she was riding the Crimson Tide

So the next time you got a chance to get inside
Make sure she ain't on the cotton pony ride
She'll soil your sheets and she'll spoil your pride
Having period on your face, ain't very dignified

Who wants blood on your ######, blood on your balls
Flowing like a bloody Niagara Falls
Run away man.

She's on the rag [x3]

She'll get that blood on your dong, blood on your car
Blood on your brand new Kramer guitar, better get it tested

She's on the rag [x4]

Better not wear white pants next time, baby

 


I like Frank M now


#2 TommyGavin

TommyGavin

    FF Geek

  • Members
  • 11,935 posts

Posted 13 November 2017 - 08:29 PM

:nono:
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver. ~Jack Handey (VIA IronToeNedney)

#3 SUXBNME

SUXBNME

    FF Geek

  • Members
  • 48,164 posts

Posted 13 November 2017 - 08:31 PM

If you don't like it, there's an alternative lyric version that's much more snowflakey with the tempo.

It's got flutes and everything

 

 

 

 

I was 12 years old and never been laid,
I wanted to go to a party one day,
But my mom said ###### that in the A,
Go do your spelling and your algebra

I couldn't understand the reason,
She threw a ###### block on the boy,
Then I remembered that she was a woman,
And that time of the month never seemed to coincide with joy

So I snuck out the back, went anyway,
###### ain't gonna fuckin' ruin my day,
Just because she's on the rag,
She's on the rag
She's on the rag

I was hangin' out chillin' in a public pool,
With my two-tone OP's feelin' cool,
I looked at the shallow end and what did I see,
More blood than a scene on jaws 3D,

The waters gettin' dark and cloudy,
Little kids trying to swim away,
Teen girl smack in the middle,
Sharing all the all the joys of menstruation on an august day

Now she's mad at her mom,
Hates her dad,
For never tellin' her about Maxi Pads,
The whole pool knows she's on the rag,
She's on the rag
She's on the rag

She's on the rag,
And it's ruining her fuckin' day,
Messin' up her summers eve,
Too bad she couldn't get spayed

Does anybody ever really need to know,
When the girl next to you is getting menstrual flow,
If you still get the giggles 'bout blood below,
It's about fuckin' time that you started to grow

Cause you'd be kickin' the dog,
Kickin' the cat,
Eatin' ice cream and gettin' real fat!
That's how you deal with, bein' on the rag,
Bein' on the rag
Bein' on the rag

I like Frank M now


#4 TommyGavin

TommyGavin

    FF Geek

  • Members
  • 11,935 posts

Posted 13 November 2017 - 08:32 PM

:nono:
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver. ~Jack Handey (VIA IronToeNedney)

#5 SUXBNME

SUXBNME

    FF Geek

  • Members
  • 48,164 posts

Posted 13 November 2017 - 08:33 PM

:nono:

Give the second one a try, faggit 


I like Frank M now


#6 Djgb13

Djgb13

    FF Geek

  • Members
  • 16,028 posts

Posted 13 November 2017 - 08:35 PM

Thought this was a Hillary thread to begin with

#7 SUXBNME

SUXBNME

    FF Geek

  • Members
  • 48,164 posts

Posted 13 November 2017 - 08:38 PM

Thought this was a Hillary thread to begin with

Close...Hilarity thread. 

Listen to the song(s) while reading the lyrics. 

 

Also, tons of musical talent all the way around with this band.  :thumbsup:


I like Frank M now


#8 BunnysBastatrds

BunnysBastatrds

    FF Geek

  • Members
  • 23,435 posts

Posted 13 November 2017 - 09:04 PM

When my aunt molested me, she was on the rag. Ate peanuts at the zoo, and to this day, I'll never put katscup on peanuts.

All my flavors are guranteed to satisfy.


#9 SUXBNME

SUXBNME

    FF Geek

  • Members
  • 48,164 posts

Posted 13 November 2017 - 10:06 PM

When my aunt molested me, she was on the rag. Ate peanuts at the zoo, and to this day, I'll never put katscup on peanuts.

You're not helping  :thumbsdown:


I like Frank M now


#10 BunnysBastatrds

BunnysBastatrds

    FF Geek

  • Members
  • 23,435 posts

Posted 13 November 2017 - 10:37 PM

You're not helping  :thumbsdown:


:lol:

All my flavors are guranteed to satisfy.


#11 Voltaire

Voltaire

    FF Geek

  • Members
  • 32,270 posts

Posted 13 November 2017 - 10:55 PM

Thought this was a Hillary thread to begin with

Hillary is postmenopausal; she's just always like that.


Using that "who's been irritating me less" criteria seven months in.... still not Trump and his fans. I grew up with these people. I understand them. They actually seem normal, surprising as it may seem to you. These liberals on the other hand: cop bashing, white shaming, trannie loving, kneeling during the national anthem. Fock them. They're the ones that really freak me out and it's not even close to being close. ~me

 

 


#12 Filthy Fernadez

Filthy Fernadez

    FF Geek

  • Members
  • 17,242 posts

Posted 14 November 2017 - 07:05 AM

Thought U2 had this one already.

Sunday Bloody Sunday

BBC for the most part is pretty damn good.


#13 wiffleball

wiffleball

    FF Geek

  • Members
  • 56,860 posts

Posted 14 November 2017 - 07:10 AM

There is a shape of pasta called tagliatelle. In Italian, it means little rags.

Literally, these pasta shapes resemble early tampons.

True facts. I heard it from Giada herself.
Users currently on :ignore: BudBro,Flahawker

#14 wiffleball

wiffleball

    FF Geek

  • Members
  • 56,860 posts

Posted 14 November 2017 - 07:13 AM

Hillary is postmenopausal; she's just always like that.


There are quite a few women who are Postmen arousal.

Scientists aren't sure whether they're turned on by the uniform or just the fact that they're available in the middle of the day.
Users currently on :ignore: BudBro,Flahawker

#15 Reality

Reality

    FF Geek

  • Members
  • 10,171 posts

Posted 14 November 2017 - 09:51 AM

Giada

 

:wub:



#16 SUXBNME

SUXBNME

    FF Geek

  • Members
  • 48,164 posts

Posted 14 November 2017 - 02:59 PM

You all suck  :thumbsdown:


I like Frank M now