SUXBNME 1,294 Posted November 14, 2017 Seriously...Give it a try Funny ass song that rocks Every girl in the world has feminine needsEvery day of the month a vagina bleedsEvery man has balls filled with his seedSeeking out every hole is vagina greedShe didn't want to disappointment meShe couldn't bear to tell the truthShe didn't want to ruin the momentShe had to someone in the groupNow there's blood on my hands, blood on my faceBlood on my , all over the place, now I knowShe's on the rag [x4]Every dude wants to whenever he canYou can't blame a dude, cause a dude is a manAny man will admit it's a little sickWhen it looks like a murder scene all over his I didn't see the signs a showingOr the visit from Auntie FloShe was on her knees and blowingAnd I was 4 fingers deep in a camel toeNow there's blood on the walls, blood on the lampsBlood on the roadies, blood on the amps, now we know.She's on the rag [x5]She's on the rag but the whole band got insideWish we would have known she was riding the Crimson TideSo the next time you got a chance to get insideMake sure she ain't on the cotton pony rideShe'll soil your sheets and she'll spoil your prideHaving period on your face, ain't very dignifiedWho wants blood on your , blood on your ballsFlowing like a bloody Niagara FallsRun away man.She's on the rag [x3]She'll get that blood on your dong, blood on your carBlood on your brand new Kramer guitar, better get it testedShe's on the rag [x4]Better not wear white pants next time, baby Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,294 Posted November 14, 2017 If you don't like it, there's an alternative lyric version that's much more snowflakey with the tempo. It's got flutes and everything I was 12 years old and never been laid,I wanted to go to a party one day,But my mom said that in the A,Go do your spelling and your algebraI couldn't understand the reason,She threw a block on the boy,Then I remembered that she was a woman,And that time of the month never seemed to coincide with joySo I snuck out the back, went anyway, ain't gonna fuckin' ruin my day,Just because she's on the rag,She's on the ragShe's on the ragI was hangin' out chillin' in a public pool,With my two-tone OP's feelin' cool,I looked at the shallow end and what did I see,More blood than a scene on jaws 3D,The waters gettin' dark and cloudy,Little kids trying to swim away,Teen girl smack in the middle,Sharing all the all the joys of menstruation on an august dayNow she's mad at her mom,Hates her dad,For never tellin' her about Maxi Pads,The whole pool knows she's on the rag,She's on the ragShe's on the ragShe's on the rag,And it's ruining her fuckin' day,Messin' up her summers eve,Too bad she couldn't get spayedDoes anybody ever really need to know,When the girl next to you is getting menstrual flow,If you still get the giggles 'bout blood below,It's about fuckin' time that you started to growCause you'd be kickin' the dog,Kickin' the cat,Eatin' ice cream and gettin' real fat!That's how you deal with, bein' on the rag,Bein' on the ragBein' on the rag Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,294 Posted November 14, 2017 Give the second one a try, faggit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted November 14, 2017 Thought this was a Hillary thread to begin with Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,294 Posted November 14, 2017 Thought this was a Hillary thread to begin with Close...Hilarity thread. Listen to the song(s) while reading the lyrics. Also, tons of musical talent all the way around with this band. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,886 Posted November 14, 2017 When my aunt molested me, she was on the rag. Ate peanuts at the zoo, and to this day, I'll never put katscup on peanuts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,294 Posted November 14, 2017 When my aunt molested me, she was on the rag. Ate peanuts at the zoo, and to this day, I'll never put katscup on peanuts. You're not helping Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,886 Posted November 14, 2017 You're not helping Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,491 Posted November 14, 2017 Thought this was a Hillary thread to begin with Hillary is postmenopausal; she's just always like that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted November 14, 2017 Thought U2 had this one already. Sunday Bloody Sunday Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,617 Posted November 14, 2017 There is a shape of pasta called tagliatelle. In Italian, it means little rags. Literally, these pasta shapes resemble early tampons. True facts. I heard it from Giada herself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,617 Posted November 14, 2017 Hillary is postmenopausal; she's just always like that. There are quite a few women who are Postmen arousal. Scientists aren't sure whether they're turned on by the uniform or just the fact that they're available in the middle of the day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,294 Posted November 14, 2017 You all suck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites