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#6362050 Law banning female genital mutilation ruled unconstitutional

Posted by wiffleball on 21 November 2018 - 03:11 PM

Crap. Now we're gonna need mutilated vs non-mutilated sh1tters.


I took a whole can of Frijoles, refried beans made with lard and mixed it with Spanish rice made with jalapenos fresh and then mixed in the remaining fajita meat and onions and peppers and the burritos out of it with queso on top.

Talk about your mutilated shiitters.
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#6361963 Law banning female genital mutilation ruled unconstitutional

Posted by wiffleball on 21 November 2018 - 12:02 PM

I think we all agree that I'm not exactly a raging feminist, but I think that's just cruel.

I mean I don't see any reason to punish our female Generals.

I mean, how many of them can there be?

Just count me down as opposed to female General mutilation.


#6361798 Sarah Michelle Gellar criticized for “promoting diet culture”

Posted by wiffleball on 21 November 2018 - 08:06 AM

While the reactions were dumb as hell.

Why do we now have news about social media likes and comments?

What a weird world we live in today.  Few idiots comment on a picture on the internet and it is big news.


It's called The Huffington effect.

You see, four green haired female misogynists with nose rings post their near-constant outrage at any and every ###### thing.

Then the Huffington Post picks up on that with the 4-inch headline:

THE INTERNET IS OUTRAGED AT...!

And there you have it. Life in America. Twitter Style.


#6361725 Sarah Michelle Gellar criticized for “promoting diet culture”

Posted by wiffleball on 21 November 2018 - 12:14 AM

I don't think she has much tiits.

Faith was the way hotter Slayer.

And don't even get me started on Charisma Carpenter. God damn wow.


#6361465 The Tea Party & Trumpettes

Posted by wiffleball on 20 November 2018 - 02:29 PM

Not sure which Trump thread this goes in but when Trump pardoned the turkey today he said "I can't guarantee you'll be able to enjoy these pardons, thanks to the 9th circuit."
 
:clap:


The biggest turkey pardoned was that Saudi Prince.


#6361437 Which cute little critter would you eat: Koala bear, baby seal or a puppy?

Posted by wiffleball on 20 November 2018 - 01:46 PM

 
Seal must have been packing some serious club if Heidi Klum could look at that face and still say 'sure'.



God, no kidding. Remember when Julia Roberts married Lyle Lovett?




...shoulda got me a guitar...


#6361401 Which cute little critter would you eat: Koala bear, baby seal or a puppy?

Posted by wiffleball on 20 November 2018 - 01:00 PM

Seal, no brainer.  Surf and turf in one.   :thumbsup:


Blech 😛

http://goo.gl/images/M8cS4Y


#6361386 Fast food we can all enjoy........

Posted by wiffleball on 20 November 2018 - 12:47 PM

Nice rack!


#6360608 Watts sentenced to life in prison

Posted by wiffleball on 19 November 2018 - 02:57 PM

Honest to God, I guess I can stretch and see where somebody might be just sick of everything. Sick of the wife, sick of the kids sick of the responsibility.

So you walk the ###### away. Happens every day.

You don't kill little girls for Christ sake. Especially not your own.

I know word gets around. But you know how they have those placards outside of the cages in zoos? Tells you all about the animal and what did he eats what it does etcetera?

Outside of every ###### cell in prison there should be a factored that describes in detail exactly what these fucks did to get there.


#6359416 Greatest Christmas movie ever

Posted by wiffleball on 17 November 2018 - 09:38 PM

One most of you haven't seen and is a damn shame if you haven't:




Actually, it looks like you can catch the whole movie for free on YouTube.

My favorite line; To the ball busting MIL:
" I've met loan sharks who are more forgiving than you!"


Denis leary at his finest.


#6359319 FRANKENSKIES

Posted by wiffleball on 17 November 2018 - 06:13 PM

Have to guys heard about those mysterious sounds coming from govt installations? Nobody's really sure what they are.

We have 9 bases here. I've heard the sounds. Creepy. You can watch on YouTube.


#6358985 White Castle Stuffing - Thanksgiving

Posted by wiffleball on 16 November 2018 - 07:36 PM

Had the flu when I was young, ate some white castle. I projectile vomited 500 gallons in the shower. I WILL puke if I even get a wiff of white castle   :mad:


That's actually what they call me!

'Wiff of White Castle'
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#6358409 I Turn Fifty Saturday

Posted by wiffleball on 15 November 2018 - 05:26 PM

Imagine being jerked off by a woman who looks exactly like Ann Coulter when you were a pre/teen. Numerous times. Your aunt. At the zoo. Mall. Wherever she could.


Thanks. That's going to work for me for at least the next 10 to 14 days.


#6358347 Things you want to like... but don't.

Posted by wiffleball on 15 November 2018 - 03:14 PM

Golf
Hockey
Wine
Jazz


That, more or less, is actually a pretty good list.

I probably switch craft beer for wine.

I really don't want to know that my hops was treated humanely and raised with free range barley.

And anybody who uses the term mouthfeel around me better have decent tiits and be talking about my johnson



...ville lil smoky.


#6358282 truvada. loons really are winning

Posted by wiffleball on 15 November 2018 - 01:32 PM

thanks for the advice. i'm also careful of what they watch. don't need hiv drug commercials during a kid movie. agreed?


Children under 12 have the single lowest rate of condom usage.