naomi 343 Posted January 17, 2018 with females.. This really friendly guy (somewhere between 47 and 53 I'd guess) was chatting with me during the breaks between a juror selection process today and he gave me little tap/nudges a few times...hard for me to find the right words but it's a very known gesture sentiment, usually with people who are familiar with each other. Kind of like "oh, that'll be the day!" then nudge the person (hand not elbow). I didn't mind it and my mind just kind of went 'hmm' super fast each time while enjoying conversation with him. BUT it occurs to me to see if anyone does this? I think he's Italian so it was either an Italian being Italian or flirting. Nudging someone multiple times in the first twenty minutes you know them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DankNuggs 305 Posted January 17, 2018 He wanted to use his Italian sausage to break through the Great Wall of China 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,639 Posted January 17, 2018 i don't like being touched. What you describe seems like a violation of the bubble. Or, at a minimum, testing to see what he can get away with next. There's no reason for that behavior - not b.c of Me2 shiit, it's just effing annoying. Pretty sure the maximum is one per conversation. As in: Touch on arm - "Ah, that's so funny!" Nudge "Looks like they want us back in the room." focking weird beyond that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted January 17, 2018 I agree with Wiff. Don't touch me when we are talking. Close talkers too. I hate them. An employees father is a close talker, especially if he's been drinking. He stands so close that his feet are almost touching mine and he's leaning in as he talks. WTF is wrong with you, you retard. Step back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted January 17, 2018 Yeah, Id generally say if hes touching you it means he wants to Fock. Thats The only time I ever do that. Start at minimal contact, read the reactions, and slowly progress. Of course ghey dudes are often handsy, so could be that too. I have a no touching policy when it comes to males touching me. Attractive women are permitted. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted January 17, 2018 At least he didn't grab you by the poosay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted January 17, 2018 It's definitely a flirty move; either gender. Especially if it's a lingering one.............. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the s is ilent 69 Posted January 17, 2018 Monty Python skit. Wink,wink,nudge,nudge,know what I mean?say no more. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,144 Posted January 17, 2018 I was just about to post that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGrvQ1c5khU&sns=em Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted January 17, 2018 I would love to talk to you guys and keeping touching you just to see your reactions 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,782 Posted January 17, 2018 I was just about to post that. Me too. 1st thing I thought of. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,562 Posted January 17, 2018 At least he didn't grab you by the poosay. that's next Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 588 Posted January 17, 2018 that's next Given that its Naomi, I bet its like sticking your hand in the dryers lint trap. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted January 17, 2018 Great, another me too story. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 697 Posted January 17, 2018 Is there any doubt that Chronic Doosh has hijacked this handle? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reality 2,710 Posted January 17, 2018 Can't stand that sort of thing, I would never reach out and touch someone while I'm talking to them. In my experience, women seem to do this sort of thing on the regular.. It's always weirded me out but I try not to show it on my face. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,562 Posted January 17, 2018 Is there any doubt that Chronic Doosh has hijacked this handle? Well, he did force himself on add1ct (fact not opinion) so it wouldn't surprise me if they met and he had her tied up somewhere and is using her handle Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted January 17, 2018 i don't like being touched. Any of you homos touch me, I'll kill ya. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 697 Posted January 17, 2018 Any of you homos touch me, I'll kill ya. Lighten up, Francis! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted January 17, 2018 naomi's #me too moment Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,562 Posted January 17, 2018 Any of you homos touch me, I'll kill ya. My uncle touched me once, once. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted January 17, 2018 If they insist on doing that, just unzip your pants. Either way, it's a happy ending. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted January 17, 2018 If you're a hot chick - touch me all you want. If you're a dude, hands off - and make it fast, this isn't a talk show. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 824 Posted January 17, 2018 Great, another me too story. Ha. Subtle funny post. I laughed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naomi 343 Posted January 18, 2018 Can't be a #me too story if I didn't mind it. The only thing was there was a lot of people lining the hall, many sitting, many standing (he and I were) and not too many people were having conversations. Ours was probably audible for the people right around us but we were fairly low talking. There were some younger guys behind me and I did feel self-conscious in case it was obvious he was hitting on me because then it looked like I was eating it up. He'd been talking to a local media personality he knows personally beforehand (media guy was just there as another juror). He looked like an undercover cop, clean cut, smart, and had that cop look (claimed to be in small business loans). I think he does what he claimed; I just like most cops and initially would have guessed that's what he did. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,545 Posted January 18, 2018 So hot! Want to touch the hiney! Arrroooooooo! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted January 18, 2018 Can't be a #me too story if I didn't mind it. The only thing was there was a lot of people lining the hall, many sitting, many standing (he and I were) and not too many people were having conversations. Ours was probably audible for the people right around us but we were fairly low talking. There were some younger guys behind me and I did feel self-conscious in case it was obvious he was hitting on me because then it looked like I was eating it up. He'd been talking to a local media personality he knows personally beforehand (media guy was just there as another juror). He looked like an undercover cop, clean cut, smart, and had that cop look (claimed to be in small business loans). I think he does what he claimed; I just like most cops and initially would have guessed that's what he did. "Small business loans"? Sounds like mafia to me. This was during jury duty downtime? Did he try to get your name/digits, or was this a one-and-done'er? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naomi 343 Posted January 18, 2018 "Small business loans"? Sounds like mafia to me. This was during jury duty downtime? Did he try to get your name/digits, or was this a one-and-done'er? Name but no digits. The judge tried to discourage anyone who had made it to that point (have no legal excuse; spent the morning seeing if I didn't) from filling out a hardship petition. He gave a mini-speech. I wouldn't mind serving but there's an exceptional situation of no coverage in the district I work for my job right now and a fair amount of stuff is time sensitive. I raised my hand for one and both the judge and the bailiff looked like your emoticon up there. I got dismissed during that break but had to immediately go back into the overall pool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,913 Posted January 18, 2018 He went from fingering to elbowing as he got older. I can relate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DankNuggs 305 Posted January 18, 2018 Name but no digits. The judge tried to discourage anyone who had made it to that point (have no legal excuse; spent the morning seeing if I didn't) from filling out a hardship petition. He gave a mini-speech. I wouldn't mind serving but there's an exceptional situation of no coverage in the district I work for my job right now and a fair amount of stuff is time sensitive. I raised my hand for one and both the judge and the bailiff looked like your emoticon up there. I got dismissed during that break but had to immediately go back into the overall pool. Last time i served i was with a doctor who objected because he was a surgeon and had surgeries scheduled. He got torn apart for 5 minutes by the judge then let go Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted January 19, 2018 Name but no digits. The judge tried to discourage anyone who had made it to that point (have no legal excuse; spent the morning seeing if I didn't) from filling out a hardship petition. He gave a mini-speech. I wouldn't mind serving but there's an exceptional situation of no coverage in the district I work for my job right now and a fair amount of stuff is time sensitive. I raised my hand for one and both the judge and the bailiff looked like your emoticon up there. I got dismissed during that break but had to immediately go back into the overall pool. Thanks, I learned that emote from 29 Guests. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 927 Posted January 19, 2018 I normally go straight to the finger blast Share this post Link to post Share on other sites