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Never is a relative term considering this happened last week.

and the week before

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My ex of 10+ years wanted me to watch brokeback mountain with her cause she heard it was actually good. Whatever. Fell asleep at the beginning of it. Woke up to her shaking me and told me to watch. Dam sex scene in the tent was on. Scarred me to this day and has been burned in my memory no matter how much I try to get it out. Ill always hate her for that. Glad that b1tch is with a man in his late 40s early 50s while shes still in her 20s

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The day the creepy gay horticulture professor was talking to me in horrible English while I was being polite and listening when he put his hands around the back of my neck, pulled my head down, and kissed me on the bridge of my nose.

 

I just pushed him away.

 

I posted that story here when it happened and gettnhuge said I should have given him a beatdown. Maybe I should have. I never told the part how a year later I went to a party at a friends house and the creepy guy was there, came over and rubbed his hand on my arm. I shoved him away a second time. He also wanted to take his picture with me. I politely left.

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Pissed on a guy in third grade.Cris. He told the teacher. Went to the principal office. Ms. Conway. Scary b!tch. Got out on probation.

 

Never did a ghey thing again. Except work phag panties making big money.

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Liars ACTIVATE!

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My ex of 10+ years wanted me to watch brokeback mountain with her cause she heard it was actually good. Whatever. Fell asleep at the beginning of it. Woke up to her shaking me and told me to watch. Dam sex scene in the tent was on. Scarred me to this day and has been burned in my memory no matter how much I try to get it out. Ill always hate her for that. Glad that b1tch is with a man in his late 40s early 50s while shes still in her 20s

Good movie, seen it multiple times. Nice scene with Anne Hathaway’s tiddies.

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What's gayer than jerking off into your own mouth watching Brokeback Mountain?

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What's gayer than jerking off into your own mouth watching Brokeback Mountain?

Another guy jerking it into your mouth?

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Another guy jerking it into your mouth?

 

got me there.

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Another guy jerking it into your mouth?

 

Jerking another guy into your mouth.

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Okay okay. this needs to stop

 

Jerking another guy jerking another guy in your mouth

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These different testimonies are even gayer when you consider we are all Edjr aliases.

 

Only alias I use consistently is Peenie

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The day I tried naked double luge

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