Halloween costume idears this year.

[mmmmm...beer 691]

Dunno why Moz dumped his threat but I had an idea for an adult costume/bar party.

 

Ray Rice jersey (probably cheap as hell right now on the interwebs) and a black blow-up girl doll in a skirt.

 

You just drag her around the party all night.

 

Jersey $25

 

Doll $15

 

Just need a skirt from goodwill or what not.

 

Also I'm sure I'm a bad person for thinking of this... but I'm betting halloween stores already have the set ready to go.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,911]

Dunno why Moz dumped his threat but I had an idea for an adult costume/bar party.

 

Ray Rice jersey (probably cheap as hell right now on the interwebs) and a black blow-up girl doll in a skirt.

 

You just drag her around the party all night.

 

Jersey $25

 

Doll $15

 

Just need a skirt from goodwill or what not.

 

Also I'm sure I'm a bad person for thinking of this... but I'm betting halloween stores already have the set ready to go.

Has to be a black blow up doll(have one) and you have to paint the right eye on her.....what color I have no idea. Is there a swollen crayon?

[peenie 1,690]

great idea but only at a private party.

it will be offensive to blacks and insensitive to women.

i'd laugh...inside.

[mmmmm...beer 691]

If you click the doll link in the thread i think it's the right one. :wink:

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

I'm thinking a clippers jersey and a klan hood

[NorthernVike 2,080]

You could go as Ira Hayes.

[mmmmm...beer 691]

great idea but only at a private party.

it will be offensive to blacks and insensitive to women.

i'd laugh...inside.

Oh i think we can agree its horrible peenie. But at a bar halloween bash.... it would kill

 

Though obviously I could never wear it.

[mmmmm...beer 691]

You could go as Ira Hayes.

the crying indian who walks around the party collecting trash all night.

[wiffleball 4,631]

I bought a door with a doorknob attached and a belt wrapped around the door knob and around my throat.

 

 

 

I'm going to dress up as an old lady and call myself Mrs Deadfire.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,911]

I bought a door with a doorknob attached and a belt wrapped around the door knob and around my throat.

 

 

 

I'm going to dress up as an old lady and call myself Mrs Deadfire.

How much was the door?

[wiffleball 4,631]

pretty much anybody who has access to a hoodie and some skittles has a costume this year.

[wiffleball 4,631]

I'm going to buy my mom and some of her friends at the nursing home black t-shirts and toy guns.

 

 

THE DEPENDABLES

[BunnysBastatrds 1,911]

I'm going to buy my mom and some of her friends at the nursing home black t-shirts and toy guns.

 

 

THE DEPENDABLES

Pope on a Rope?

[edjr 5,547]

great idea but only at a private party.

it will be offensive to blacks and insensitive to women.

i'd laugh...inside.

 

Where most of us are from, private party means just that.

[frank 2,144]

I can't think of anything lamer than a Halloween costume of whatever the current story/pop culture figure is. I knew someone was going to say Ray Rice before I opened this thread. Great thinking. Only about 99% of people will have had the same idea.

[WhiteWonder 2,171]

Drobeski could pull down his pants and go as a toddler

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Drobeski could pull down his pants and go as a toddler

[cbfalcon 824]

If you click the doll link in the thread i think it's the right one. :wink:

 

That looks exactly like Rice's woman. It also looks exactly like Ray Mcdonald's woman, if you want to go that route. Good find.

[drobeski 3,061]

Drobeski could pull down his pants and go as a toddler

[edjr 5,547]

Drobeski could pull down his pants and go as a toddler

 

Now that's funny.

[drobeski 3,061]

whinewonder...tampon or pad ?

[rholio 339]

Gangam Style Zombie if someone went as Psy a year ago... zombies are a great way to make a past fad work again.

 

For me, Turd Ferguson from SNL Jeopardy, complete with the foam cowboy hat, or Ron Burgundy.

[edjr 5,547]

Turd Ferguson from SNL Jeopardy, complete with the foam cowboy hat, or Ron Burgundy.

 

Unless you go to a party with people around 40, they won't have a clue

 

 

 

 

no hat

[BiPolarBear 476]

Long story short: I had a real rattlesnake head glued on the front of my cowboy hat one year. I managed to get my hand stuck on a fang. The venom got in me, and I thought I was gonna end up in the ER. In Texas, people would have understood, but I was in California, and I know they would have made fun of me.

[rholio 339]

 

Unless you go to a party with people around 40, they won't have a clue

 

 

 

 

no hat

 

Family party, most over 50.