OJ Simpson's parole may be in jeopardy - fapping in front of female guard

[edjr 5,547]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4710666/OJ-Simpson-caught-masturbating-cell-impact-parole.html

 

 

 

OJ Simpson could be denied parole after he was caught pleasuring himself in his cell - strictly verboten in federal prisons in the U.S. - a prison source has told Dailymail.com.

'OJ is facing a disciplinary hearing after being written up for masturbating in his prison cell,' said the source. 'He was caught by a female corrections officer making her normal rounds in late June.'

Dailymail.com confirmed with Lovelock Correctional Center that it does employ female corrections officers.

When OJ, now 70, goes in front of the Nevada Department of Corrections Parole Board on Thursday, he still won't have faced a disciplinary hearing for the masturbation charge, which, says the source, could pose a problem for him.

 

 

 

If this doesn't sound like a scene from a movie to try and keep a guy in jail right as he's about to get out, I don't know what it is.

 

What? a nagger can't beat off in his own cell now?

 

LET THE JUICE LOOSE!!!!

[patweisers44 697]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4710666/OJ-Simpson-caught-masturbating-cell-impact-parole.html

 

 

 

If this doesn't sound like a scene from a movie to try and keep a guy in jail right as he's about to get out, I don't know what it is.

 

What? a nagger can't beat off in his own cell now?

 

LET THE JUICE LOOSE!!!!

 

That's what he was trying to do, until interrupted by the female guard.

[tanatastic 2,061]

Whoa, he's 70?! Let the man out, all he did was try to get back what belonged to him.

[edjr 5,547]

Whoa, he's 70?! Let the man out, all he did was try to get back what belonged to him.

 

He was letting the man out and now he might have to stay in jail!!!!

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Maybe his blue balls Hertz.

[Djgb13 2,338]

 

That's what he was trying to do, until interrupted by the female guard.

[fandandy 3,311]

What are you in for?

 

Technically? Masturbation.

[dain11279 926]

 

That's what he was trying to do, until interrupted by the female guard.

 

I wanted rape for the trifecta, but I'll also accept indecent exposure

[Alias Detective 1,179]

I was unaware beating off was not allowed in Federal prison. Why?

[Cruzer 1,992]

Fock'm - let his ass rot.

[edjr 5,547]

I was unaware beating off was not allowed in Federal prison. Why?

 

Why It's Illegal for Prisoners to Masturbate

 

 

https://tonic.vice.com/en_us/article/ypvk7g/why-its-illegal-for-prisoners-to-masturbate

 

 

 

Nine months in the hole. No books—aside from the Bible—and few breaks. It's the purgatory 29-year-old Josh Richards* (behind bars on an aggravated assault charge—a shootout when he was 18) says he's serving for masturbating in his prison cell. Richards claims he was recently caught masturbating for the first time in 12 years of incarceration when a female guard peeked her head in during night checks. He got a ticket—no big deal. But a short time later, when another prisoner was caught masturbating and ran off, the blame was pinned on Richards, and he was slapped with nine months in solitary confinement. "I'm two years away from going home—I'm not looking for trouble—and now I'm in the hole and have this on my record."

Public masturbation (and it's pretty much all public when you're locked up) along with any other kind of sexual behavior is banned in US prisons—kind of a surprise if you figured self-satisfaction was one of those few freedoms the incarcerated could keep. According to Justin Long, a spokesperson for the Federal Bureau of Prisons, the rule exists to keep inmates and staff safe, since masturbation can be intimidating, offensive, or serve as a precursor to sexual assault or fights.

The punishment varies for getting caught. Depending on the prison, the guard, and probably his or her mood that day, some inmates are charged $5 or lose access to the commissary, while others are pepper-sprayed or put in the SHU (aka: solitary housing units—more privacy than they bargained for). Notorious gangster Whitey Bulger, now 87 years old, was thrown in solitary confinement for 30 days earlier this year after a male corrections officer claimed to find him masturbating alone at 3 am in his Florida jail cell. (Bulger says his sex life is over—he was just applying powder to a genital irritation.) And in extreme cases—usually when the prisoner intentionally masturbates in front of a staffer—men have been prosecuted. (Pretty much all the prosecution cases have involved men.) Last year, when Missouri prisoner Eric McCurtain openly masturbated in front of a female officer, a judge tacked 30 days on to his sentence.

The ban on masturbation is nothing new, but a recent crackdown has guys like Richards and Bulger suffering heftier consequences, says social psychologist Sam Hughes, a PhD candidate at the University of California, Santa Cruz, and author of the forthcoming paper Release Within Confinement: An Alternative Proposal for Managing Male Inmate Masturbation in US Prisons. Overcrowded prisons are partially to blame: "Private space just doesn't exist in a lot of these places—inmates are living in what look like warehouses with rows and rows of bunk beds; sometimes the bathrooms don't have stalls, so any masturbating is essentially done in front of others." California prisons have become so packed in recent years that the Supreme Court found they violated the Eighth Amendment's ban on cruel and unusual punishment back in 2011. (The overflow is improved, but still problematic, today.)

Hughes says prisoners are also dealing with residuals from Christian-based prison programs like President George W. Bush's InnerChange Freedom Initiative, later ruled unconstitutional in 2006. That program taught prisoners that masturbation, homosexuality, and premarital sex—not to mention Dungeons & Dragons—were sinful. "That was the message being given to both prisoners and guards, and it's part of the reason this ideology around masturbation has driven forward," says Hughes.

But there's a bigger trigger for the clampdown, and that's the rise of female corrections officers. Attracted to the steady pay and benefits that come with a prison gig, more women are now working on the front lines. (The latest research shows women working in correctional facilities jumped 40 percent from 1999 to 2007.) And in recent years, some female staffers have starting suing the prisons for not enforcing the masturbation ban and protecting them from a hostile work environment. "A lot of these inmates have no control—a female staffer will walk by and they'll immediately expose themselves and start masturbating," says Brian Baker*, a California-based prison staffer. To avoid expensive court cases, some supervisors put the kibosh on all self-satisfaction, whether it has an aggressive intent or not.

Are there legitimate reasons for restricting masturbation? Yes—no question. But prisoner rights activists still believe men like Richards—looking to relieve stress in the dark after-hours—deserve access to that human release. "We have to think about the dignity of people in custody and their sexual needs," says Brenda Smith, a professor of law at American University and director of The Project on Addressing Prison Rape. "In some other countries and jurisdictions this isn't a problem; inmates are given downtime to self-satisfy. [The ban] is a reflection of us and our own puritanical leanings." (Note that Bible Richards was left to read.)

What's more, Hughes argues that masturbation—a relaxation technique and stress-reliever—could help minimize issues like prostitution, STI transmissions, and rape in prison as well. It might even protect the rest of us: "Think about the sex offenders in prison. If we're telling them not to masturbate, what's the first thing they're going to do when they get out?"

Finding a tidy solution to the masturbation issue won't be easy. Enforcing guidelines (like you have to be in bed, with the lights off and covers up) could turn into a game of 'he said/she said,' and designating safe spaces to masturbate like conjugal visitation rooms, as Hughes suggests, likely won't be possible until issues of overcrowding are tackled. But if we're sending men like Richards—out in two years—back to the streets, it's worth making sure we're not dehumanizing them in the reform process.

 

 

 

Pulled a Cruzer and didn't read any of that

[RaiderHaters Revenge 3,566]

reason why women shouldnt be guards in federal prison

[vuduchile 1,940]

Whoa, he's 70?! Let the man out, all he did was try to get back what belonged to him.

Yeah. And kill 2 people.

[Cruzer 1,992]

Pulled a Cruzer and didn't read any of that

[edjr 5,547]

Yeah. And kill 2 people.

 

 

you must be new to Earth.

 

[Alias Detective 1,179]

Why It's Illegal for Prisoners to Masturbate[/size]

 

 

https://tonic.vice.com/en_us/article/ypvk7g/why-its-illegal-for-prisoners-to-masturbate

 

Im not reading it either.

 

 

 

 

 

Pulled a Cruzer and didn't read any of that

[fandandy 3,311]

reason why women shouldnt be guards in federal prison

I just read that women are increasingly replacing male guards in prisons. The reasons, they tend to not have criminal records, have education beyond high school, and in prisons, women can legally oversee and perform pat searches on male and female inmates.

 

That last part seems bullsh1t.

[edjr 5,547]

I just read that women are increasingly replacing male guards in prisons. The reasons, they tend to not have criminal records, have education beyond high school, and in prisons, women can legally oversee and perform pat searches on male and female inmates.

 

That last part seems bullsh1t.

 

girl I left my wife for was a prison guard in New Hampshire.

 

couple years after we broke up, she lost her job because she started dating an inmate

[Thornton Melon 542]

 

girl I left my wife for was a prison guard in New Hampshire.

 

couple years after we broke up, she lost her job because she started dating an inmate

Did she let him masturbate?

[vuduchile 1,940]

 

 

you must be new to Earth.

 

 

You must be a moron to believe he didn't do it. Or maybe you're black.

 

Either way.....

[edjr 5,547]

Did she let him masturbate?

 

[edjr 5,547]

You must be a moron to believe he didn't do it. Or maybe you're black.

 

Either way.....

 

both

[kutulu 1,541]

 

girl I left my wife for was a prison guard in New Hampshire.

 

couple years after we broke up, she lost her job because she started dating an inmate

family I lived next to when I was little... They moved to a different part of town, but anyway the mom and dad split and the mom started "seeing" or whatever you call it this guy

 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemuel_Smith

 

He's a subject of a forensic files episode so some may have heard of him

[fandandy 3,311]

 

girl I left my wife for was a prison guard in New Hampshire.

 

couple years after we broke up, she lost her job because she started dating an inmate

I think you broke that woman, Ed.

[tanatastic 2,061]

You must be a moron to believe he didn't do it. Or maybe you're black.

Either way.....

Doesn't matter if he did it, what matters is he got acquitted. Innocent man in my book. Even if the jury blatantly let him go because they had been held prisoner for a year and wanted to go home, it still counts. I've watched all the OJ stuff on tv last few years. The mini series which was FANTASTIC as well as the espn documentary. Both really great. I have always said, the jury system is flawed and stupid. They blatantly just wanted to go home and were over the drama and being captive with no tv and outside contact in their hotel. Must have been a living hell.

[edjr 5,547]

I think you broke that woman, Ed.

 

Only on the insides

[vuduchile 1,940]

Doesn't matter if he did it, what matters is he got acquitted. Innocent man in my book. Even if the jury blatantly let him go because they had been held prisoner for a year and wanted to go home, it still counts. I've watched all the OJ stuff on tv last few years. The mini series which was FANTASTIC as well as the espn documentary. Both really great. I have always said, the jury system is flawed and stupid. They blatantly just wanted to go home and were over the drama and being captive with no tv and outside contact in their hotel. Must have been a living hell.

It matters quite a bit to the Brown and Goldman families.

 

Also. Not guilty is not the same as innocent.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,908]

So if you are under your covers or trying to hide it, it's still illegal? Dumb.

[Gepetto 977]

OJ should write a book entitled> Masturbation - IF I Did It

[Brad GLuckman 518]

OJ should write a book entitled> Masturbation - IF I Did It

[Vince44 202]

OJ is reportedly getting his own reality show on VH1.

[Cruzer 1,992]

OJ should write a book entitled> Masturbation - IF I Did It

[Gepetto 977]

http://www.tmz.com/2017/07/19/o-j-simpson-masturbating-prison-parole-hearing/

[Voltaire 4,554]

They want to get rid of the masturbation in prison but gay sex is tolerated?

[edjr 5,547]

THE JUICE GETS LOOSE TODAY!

[edjr 5,547]

They want to get rid of the masturbation in prison but gay sex is tolerated?

 

If a guard saw 2 dudes ass focking you think they'd be okay with it?

Either jerk off or report it

[Voltaire 4,554]

 

If a guard saw 2 dudes ass focking you think they'd be okay with it?

Either jerk off or report it

Isn't the reputation of prison that it's full of horny gay dudes?

[edjr 5,547]

Isn't the reputation of prison that it's full of horny gay dudes?

 

assuming it's happening <> physically seeing it

[Mike Honcho 4,009]

Really, Jeopardy? I can't imagine the clue or the category that would fall under?

[dain11279 926]

Really, Jeopardy? I can't imagine the clue or the category that would fall under?

 

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