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#1 BunnysBastatrds

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Posted 19 September 2017 - 09:20 PM

Daughter turned seventeen tonight. Goes out with her friends and is dressed to the T's. They're all going to LSU next year. They can't wait to get out of Dodge. Went to a swank Mexican restaurant. Had a great time. When little Bunny walks in the door, all made up, she looks like Olivia Wilde. Stunning. Mini skirt and low drift top blouse. Make up and hair perfect. I was in awe.

She's so fawking beautiful, I am going to be a fawking wreck next year when she goes away to college. God is punishing me for my precious sins.

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#2 MDC

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Posted 19 September 2017 - 09:24 PM

Can size?
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#3 Strike

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Posted 19 September 2017 - 09:33 PM

Dude, that's somebody's daughter.  You shouldn't be talking about her that way.


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#4 fandandy

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Posted 19 September 2017 - 09:35 PM

I feel ya.  My daughter just started high school and it just makes me feel sick.  Pray you raised her right and That God keeps his eye on her.



#5 Bier Meister

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Posted 19 September 2017 - 09:36 PM

how much for the little girl?


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#6 Cruzer

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Posted 19 September 2017 - 09:37 PM

Can size?


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#7 BunnysBastatrds

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Posted 19 September 2017 - 09:40 PM

Dude, that's somebody's daughter.  You shouldn't be talking about her that way.


She's my daughter. And I'm scared. She's a ten and I get to sit and watch her become a beaut. Smart, funny, sexy, and did I say smart? Never met a woman like her.

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Posted 19 September 2017 - 09:40 PM

so honestly, do you ever offer to do her laundry and maybe take an extra deep sni - 

 

ah, hell, I can't do it. :ninja:


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#9 BunnysBastatrds

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Posted 19 September 2017 - 09:43 PM

how much for the little girl?


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#10 SUXBNME

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Posted 19 September 2017 - 09:51 PM

Dude, that's somebody's daughter.  You shouldn't be talking about her that way.

Milkmans or pool boy

 

Bunny is too ugly to have a good looking daughter. 


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Posted 20 September 2017 - 01:58 AM

Milkmans or pool boy

 

Bunny is too ugly to have a good looking daughter. 

Dude, that's totally wrong. 

 

It's The South. More likely his Brother-in-Law. 


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Posted 20 September 2017 - 04:33 AM

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#13 Filthy Fernadez

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Posted 20 September 2017 - 06:25 AM

Daughter turned seventeen tonight. Goes out with her friends and is dressed to the T's. They're all going to LSU next year. They can't wait to get out of Dodge. Went to a swank Mexican restaurant. Had a great time. When little Bunny walks in the door, all made up, she looks like Olivia Wilde. Stunning. Mini skirt and low drift top blouse. Make up and hair perfect. I was in awe.

She's so fawking beautiful, I am going to be a fawking wreck next year when she goes away to college. God is punishing me for my precious sins.


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#14 wiffleball

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Posted 20 September 2017 - 06:28 AM

Do you have to give her one of those A-frame, TeePee hugs so she doesn't feel your erection?
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#15 KSB2424

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Posted 20 September 2017 - 07:46 AM

Dude, that's somebody's daughter.  You shouldn't be talking about her that way.

 

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#16 Mookz

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Posted 20 September 2017 - 08:08 AM

Pic of dad & daughter?   :banana:



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Posted 20 September 2017 - 08:09 AM

 God is punishing me for my precious sins.

 

What makes your sins so focking precious?  


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#18 Thornton Melon

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Posted 20 September 2017 - 08:14 AM

She's my daughter. And I'm scared. She's a ten and I get to sit and watch her become a beaut. Smart, funny, sexy, and did I say smart? Never met a woman like her.


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#19 titans&bucs&bearsohmy!

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Posted 20 September 2017 - 08:36 AM

Having a hot daughter must suck.

You know what the game is. Hell, youve played it many times. But she has no clue.

It must be like watching a toddler run through traffic. Just cringing.

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Posted 20 September 2017 - 08:39 AM

Dude, that's somebody's daughter.  You shouldn't be talking about her that way.

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#21 lickin_starfish

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Posted 20 September 2017 - 08:56 AM

You say that this sucks, but does SHE?


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#22 IGotWorms

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Posted 20 September 2017 - 09:03 AM

She's far too old for GFIAFP, so at least you don't have to worry about that :cheers: