Feeling pretty womanly...

[cyclone24 1,814]

Fock all that manly shiit. Yeah yeah...steaks, and golf and mancaves and all that MMA shiit.

 

Man up on MY trip to the store you focking poosays.

 

1. Got wood for my daughters lemonade stand im making.

 

2. Took 30 minutes for me to pick out fabrics for a banner for said stand.

 

3. Used a sewing machine.

 

 

Whats the womanest shiit you've done recently??

[iam90sbaby 2,122]

I put the toilet seat down one time.

 

[tanatastic 2,061]

I don't count golf as manly.

[SUXBNME 1,324]

Snuggled with my poosay last night

[cyclone24 1,814]

Snuggled with my fleshlight last night

FIFY

[cmh6476 750]

Home room mom

[cyclone24 1,814]

Home room mom

Haha...nice.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

1. Got wood for my daughters lemonade stand im making.

 

2. Took 30 minutes for me to pick out fabrics for a banner for said stand.

 

"Yo Ice Tea"

 

"It's lemonade. Lemonade. What's wrong with these people"

[Hardcore troubadour 12,625]

Ordered my daughter a makeup kit off amazon. Got here this afternoon and she asked me to play with her with it. I told her Daddy doesn't play with makeup, that's for girls.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Spent 5 minutes picking out a bouquet of flowers for my wife yesterday.

[fandandy 3,311]

I do women stuff all the time. I'm domesticated. Cook, clean, dishes, laundry. None of that really bothers me but when I need to dust I feel like such a .

[nzoner 936]

Sat down to pee

 

 

 

Fock off it was the middle of the night and I was tired

[NewbieJr 540]

Spent 5 minutes picking out a bouquet of flowers for my wife yesterday.

And then right back to mesageboard Trump worship while she was filling the vase.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

And then right back to mesageboard Trump worship while she was filling the vase.

Nah, I cut em and have them in a vase for her.

 

Speaking of worship, you getting sh!tfaced this weekend?

[NewbieJr 540]

Nah, I cut em and have them in a vase for her.

 

Speaking of worship, you getting sh!tfaced this weekend?

I haven't been drunk in twenty years. Been drunk less than five times in my life. Although I drink socially 2 or 3 times a week. Anything else you'd like to know?

[drobeski 3,061]

I haven't been drunk in twenty years. Been drunk less than five times in my life. Although I drink socially 2 or 3 times a week. Anything else you'd like to know?

woosh

[cyclone24 1,814]

woosh

Lmao..and hes unchallenged mentally here.

 

JFC

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

Sat down to pee

 

 

 

Fock off it was the middle of the night and I was tired

That doesn't mean you are womanly. It means you are old

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

Helped my daughter pretend bake a bunch of food. To be honest it didn't have much flavor

[Hardcore troubadour 12,625]

I haven't been drunk in twenty years. Been drunk less than five times in my life. Although I drink socially 2 or 3 times a week. Anything else you'd like to know?

Well, he's talking about your disgusting habit of licking shitholes. Anyway, what about when you did all that coke?

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

I haven't been drunk in twenty years. Been drunk less than five times in my life. Although I drink socially 2 or 3 times a week. Anything else you'd like to know?

Drunk on a $$eating man.

 

So about that claim about anyone here challenging you mentally.......

[edjr 5,556]

 

 

[NewbieJr 540]

Drunk on a $$eating man.

 

So about that claim about anyone here challenging you mentally.......

I don't eat your filthy wife's shitty ass. I eat a clean one. The sh1tfaced thing was lost on me. When you eat pussie, do you consider yourself to be piss eating?

If it would help, have your wife PM me. I'll hook her up with my girlfriend for some ass washing tips. She's probably itchy back there. Even if you're too much of a prude to want top pleasure her, she might feel better getting a little cleaned up.

[supermike80 1,285]

Used a tissue

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

I don't eat your filthy wife's shitty ass. I eat a clean one. The sh1tfaced thing was lost on me. When you eat pussie, do you consider yourself to be piss eating?

If it would help, have your wife PM me. I'll hook her up with my girlfriend for some ass washing tips. She's probably itchy back there. Even if you're too much of a prude to want top pleasure her, she might feel better getting a little cleaned up.

Try to be sociable and joke with meathead; he gets his feebings hurt for missing joke you've already gotten a time or two before. :crassic:

[Hardcore troubadour 12,625]

Again, I don't think Newbie knows how a Vagina works vs an Anus.

[NewbieJr 540]

Try to be sociable and joke with meathead; he gets his feebings hurt for missing joke you've already gotten a time or two before. :crassic:

Well the offer still stands. My girl is really cool. She'll be happy to help ole' crusty hole.

[NewbieJr 540]

Again, I don't think Newbie knows how a Vagina works vs an Anus.

Explain. Educate me :popcorn:

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Again, I don't think Newbie knows how a Vagina works vs an Anus.

He thinks we're pissed off when he just has a sh!tty attitude.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,625]

Explain. Educate me :popcorn:

The uretha is a very small hole that leads to the bladder. While some residual urine does find its way to the surrounding area, it's very small. Now the anus has feces pass all over it and around it. There is not an area of the anus that is not in contact with the feces. And if you are putting your fingers or tounge deep into the anal cavity, there is almost no possibility you are not contacting fecal matter. Enjoy

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Sat down to pee

 

 

 

Fock off it was the middle of the night and I was tired

 

 

I just lay in bed and let the bag fill up.

[NewbieJr 540]

The uretha is a very small hole that leads to the bladder. While some residual urine does find its way to the surrounding area, it's very small. Now the anus has feces pass all over it and around it. There is not an area of the anus that is not in contact with the feces. And if you are putting your fingers or tounge deep into the anal cavity, there is almost no possibility you are not contacting fecal matter. Enjoy

Hahahahaha. There is no difference between the two. I'm sure there's residual urine there too. A shower after pooping/peeing takes care of both. A bathroom visit right before sex with a wet wipe makes it even cleaner. Please share this info with your wife. It'll also keep her panties from looking like there's bacon in them.

I will agree with the deep finger and/or peemus. I'm sure they both have traces on them afterwards. And I don't care. A trip to the bathroom after sex for some soap and water, and I'm good as new.

 

Thanks for attempting to educate, though. It's funny seeing an ex-marine and cop so squeamish about things that women love.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Newbie again shows the brilliance known as Meathead.

[NewbieJr 540]

Newbie again shows the brilliance known as Meathead.

I still haven't heard from your wife. Did you even tell her?

[dain11279 927]

Argued about politics with a bunch of other fags

 

I'm definitely not alone

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

I still haven't heard from your wife. Did you even tell her?

She doesn't want to go anywhere near that septic tongue of yours

[NewbieJr 540]

She doesn't want to go anywhere near that septic tongue of yours

That's where you're wrong. She'd LOVE it.

[cyclone24 1,814]

That's where you're wrong. She'd LOVE it.

Jesus dude. Can you take one thread off not being a f****** retard?

 

Christ....every thread.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

That's where you're wrong. She'd LOVE it.

I'm sure women are lining up to be with someone who'd degrade themselves so. Google why you feel the need to do that. Freud would have a field day.

[NewbieJr 540]

Jesus dude. Can you take one thread off not being a f****** retard?

 

Christ....every thread.

fock you kvnt. Scroll up and retrace the conversation. I took the first dig and totally ignored it. Even pretended to think it was about drinking. Four of you decided to point out that he was talking about sex ( no duh). So don't invite the conversation if you're going to act like a little pussie. In fact, you were one of the ass holes. ROFL. You grow the fock up and maybe I'll stop rubbing your face in your own stupidity.