Anyone ever die of Farting too much?

[The Moz 69]

Going back to last night - damn I haven't stopped farting - literally every few minutes I rip ass. Not little ones either - like nice 2-3 second tremors. My Fiance came by a few hours ago and asked me if there was a sewer issue in the house . I ate last night at Hofbrauhaus

in Rosemont had some nice German food - drank lots of beer ...I admit made me gassy. I literally woke my self up twice last night ripping ass . Thinking it would pass I had some left over Chili for lunch and damn it's been worse.... Damn near near a gas Mask and Hazmat suit to come into my house right now... I sriously haven't gone 5 minutes without ripping one... getting worried

[OldMaid 1,838]

:pray:

[peenie 1,690]

it's probably the beans and the onions.

[MDC 5,890]

Get a Boston terrier. You can blame it on the dog all the time then.

[SUXBNME 1,328]

:queef:

Oh my

[IGotWorms 3,312]

Your fiancé is a very lucky man

[Mookz 1,287]

You'll be fine, just don't light any matches.

[jerryskids 5,199]

Going back to last night - damn I haven't stopped farting - literally every few minutes I rip ass. Not little ones either - like nice 2-3 second tremors. My Fiance came by a few hours ago and asked me if there was a sewer issue in the house . I ate last night at Hofbrauhaus

in Rosemont had some nice German food - drank lots of beer ...I admit made me gassy. I literally woke my self up twice last night ripping ass . Thinking it would pass I had some left over Chili for lunch and damn it's been worse.... Damn near near a gas Mask and Hazmat suit to come into my house right now... I sriously haven't gone 5 minutes without ripping one... getting worried

Well if that didn't work, you could just chug a can of refried beans.

[Voltaire 4,558]

Buy a half dozen empty methane canisters and stick an airtight tube up your ass.

[joeshushu 51]

I had a colonoscopy a few years back and the doctor and nurse couldn't believe all the gas they found in my intestines. I actually have a picture of the results and they are right you can see the bubbles. It can be a problem. I am going to get a pug so I can blame the dog.

[Voltaire 4,558]

Here I sit all broken hearted...

[wiffleball 4,640]

Beano. It works.

[rholio 339]

If being killed counts, then definitely.

[shotsup 832]

Your fiancé is a very lucky black man

[ZeroTolerance 582]

Rest assured, if this doesn't blow over we will pour a 40 of Pepto on the curb for you.

[shotsup 832]

40 ? What ever happened to that

[tanatastic 2,061]

Im so jealous. If theres something that causes uncontrollable farting, let me know. Nothin better than ripping it non stop. Im dead serious too, I want a whole night of noxious farting.

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

Going back to last night - damn I haven't stopped farting - literally every few minutes I rip ass. Not little ones either - like nice 2-3 second tremors. My Fiance came by a few hours ago and asked me if there was a sewer issue in the house . I ate last night at Hofbrauhaus

in Rosemont had some nice German food - drank lots of beer ...I admit made me gassy. I literally woke my self up twice last night ripping ass . Thinking it would pass I had some left over Chili for lunch and damn it's been worse.... Damn near near a gas Mask and Hazmat suit to come into my house right now... I sriously haven't gone 5 minutes without ripping one... getting worried

It happened to me once. Probably a combination of the food and bacteria, just not bad enough to make you sick. But yeah it was every few minutes of the most foul smelling gas imaginable. My roommate at the time thought it was funny.

[The Moz 69]

Im so jealous. If theres something that causes uncontrollable farting, let me know. Nothin better than ripping it non stop. Im dead serious too, I want a whole night of noxious farting.

German food , followed by many german beers , then when you wake up with hangover at noon eat a big bowl of spicy Chili -- that el do it.

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

German food , followed by many german beers , then when you wake up with hangover at noon eat a big bowl of spicy Chili -- that el do it.

Not so fast. Crumble some white castle burgers into that chili and now you have a lethal combo.

[The Moz 69]

Not so fast. Crumble some white castle burgers into that chili and now you have a lethal combo.

I said fart NOT shart!

 

 

Frozen -- ya ever been to Hoferhaus (sp?) in Rosemont - actually pretty decent spot aside from the gas