Starbucks barista goes on rant over unicorn frappe

[Djgb13 2,338]

"I've never been so stressed in my life"

 

The baristas are tired of making them and it's making their job "hard". You know it's not like they are working 12 hour shifts 6 days a week or outside doing construction or anything. Bunch of fockin snowflakes

 

https://www.google.com/amp/amp.usatoday.com/story/100686874/

[tanatastic 2,061]

Your job is to make bad coffee or milkshakes. That's it.

[kutulu 1,545]

Unicorns aren't even real

[jerryskids 5,196]

We needed a second unicorn frappe thread?

[Hardcore troubadour 12,631]

I would order 4 of fhem and then walk out.

[tanatastic 2,061]

I would order 4 of fhem and then walk out.

You pay first.

 

Unicorns aren't even real

Yes they are, I can prove it.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,631]

You pay first.

 

Yes they are, I can prove it.

That sucks. Are there any other ways to set them off?

[tanatastic 2,061]

That sucks. Are there any other ways to set them off?

I'm not sure, it sets me off just getting anything from there. When I ordered my unicorn I walked up to the guy and stated my order. He passive aggressively said "How are you today." In a tone that conveyed "well thanks for not letting me greet you first.". Then usually they ask your name for the order and can never get it right. No matter what they will then ask, "how do you spell that?". I'm like bro it doesn't matter, however you want to spell it is fine. Just sound it out. Even when I give them a simple fake name to avoid that exact conversation.

[supermike80 1,285]

I'm not sure, it sets me off just getting anything from there. When I ordered my unicorn I walked up to the guy and stated my order. He passive aggressively said "How are you today." In a tone that conveyed "well thanks for not letting me greet you first.". Then usually they ask your name for the order and can never get it right. No matter what they will then ask, "how do you spell that?". I'm like bro it doesn't matter, however you want to spell it is fine. Just sound it out. Even when I give them a simple fake name to avoid that exact conversation.

Didn't some weirdo say his name was Trump? That'll set them off

[Hardcore troubadour 12,631]

I'm not sure, it sets me off just getting anything from there. When I ordered my unicorn I walked up to the guy and stated my order. He passive aggressively said "How are you today." In a tone that conveyed "well thanks for not letting me greet you first.". Then usually they ask your name for the order and can never get it right. No matter what they will then ask, "how do you spell that?". I'm like bro it doesn't matter, however you want to spell it is fine. Just sound it out. Even when I give them a simple fake name to avoid that exact conversation.

I don't go there but I walk by them a lot. Let me know if there's a way to set them off.

[Djgb13 2,338]

Didn't some weirdo say his name was Trump? That'll set them off

Starbucks is liberal hipster central lol

[Djgb13 2,338]

I don't go there but I walk by them a lot. Let me know if there's a way to set them off.

Oh there is. Go order that unicorn drink and then say your name is Trump. They'll flip the fock out lol

[Hardcore troubadour 12,631]

Oh there is. Go order that unicorn drink and then say your name is Trump. They'll flip the fock out lol

I'll fancy it up and say Donald J Trump.

[supermike80 1,285]

I remember seeing stories about some dude that did it either right before or right after the election.

And the reaction was exactly what you might expect

[Hardcore troubadour 12,631]

Kids name is Braden. Nuff said.

[supermike80 1,285]

Kids name is Braden. Nuff said.

This

[frank 2,144]

[nobody 2,037]

I'll fancy it up and say Donald J Trump.

You have to wait for them to say, "unicorn frap for donald... Donald? Donald?" Then you go up and say, "please address me by my full name," and refuse to take your drink until they announce donald j trump

[cyclone24 1,814]

This is the dumbest thing....

 

So a grande has 56g of sugar and everyone is freaking out. Went to lunch with my daughter today and looked just for kicks.

 

Chocolate milk carton: 22g

Small trix yougurt: 14g

 

Christ there's 36 right there.

 

Don't get me wrong it's a crappy thing to give your kids, but check your nutritional shiit on stuff you give your kids...probably already feeding them crap.

[Djgb13 2,338]

This is the dumbest thing....

 

So a grande has 56g of sugar and everyone is freaking out. Went to lunch with my daughter today and looked just for kicks.

 

Chocolate milk carton: 22g

Small trix yougurt: 14g

 

Christ there's 36 right there.

 

Don't get me wrong it's a crappy thing to give your kids, but check your nutritional shiit on stuff you give your kids...probably already feeding them crap.

I said the same thing. They are b1tching about how unhealthy that drink is yet they are sitting there downing half a pizza with a two liter coke.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

That sucks. Are there any other ways to set them off?

Go in and order four unicorns. But slightly alter teach one. Extra this on one. Hold the that on two. Nonfat on three and decaf on four. That kind of . Play on your phone and never make eye contact while you half interestedly mumble your instructions to them.

 

Then pay. Wait for drinks.

 

Then drop the tray in the floor, spilling all four drinks everywhere. Now they have to mop.

 

Apologize profusely. Say you will need your drinks made again. Pay again if necessary.

 

Give them a tip. Like one filthy sweaty dollar bill. Thank them with a wrong name and leave.

 

Leave the unicorns in the parking lot untouched. They will be there later when they sweep the lot.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,631]

Go in and order four unicorns. But slightly alter teach one. Extra this on one. Hold the that on two. Nonfat on three and decaf on four. That kind of ######. Play on your phone and never make eye contact while you half interestedly mumble your instructions to them.

 

Then pay. Wait for drinks.

 

Then drop the tray in the floor, spilling all four drinks everywhere. Now they have to mop.

 

Apologize profusely. Say you will need your drinks made again. Pay again if necessary.

 

Give them a tip. Like one filthy sweaty dollar bill. Thank them with a wrong name and leave.

 

Leave the unicorns in the parking lot untouched. They will be there later when they sweep the lot.

You know stuff

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

You know stuff

I've been on the other end many times. Managing a Waffle House is like customer service hell.

 

I got a story for ya.

 

So one day I'm sitting in my tiny phone booth sized office playing on my phone, talking to you ass clowns. One of my staff said "we have a situation in the ladies room, it's all you. I ain't doing that."

 

Go in there. There is diahrrhea everywhere. On three of the four walls. On the floor. All over the toilet.

 

Fortunately, a Waffle House bathroom is well equipped for such situations. We get a fair amount of vomit. So I literally drug the water hose in from outside, and had my staff running buckets of hot bleach water. I was able to restore order without ever setting foot in the blast zone.

 

So twenty minutes later.

 

"Hey boss. The lady who shat all over everywhere?"

 

"Yeah?"

 

"She has a complaint about her food."

 

I look out and she is identified. Black lady. The real stuck up, belligerent kind.

 

I tell the waitress, "give that b!tch whatever it takes to get her the Fock out of here. If I have to go out there, I will likely lose my job."

 

People are focking animals.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,631]

I've been on the other end many times. Managing a Waffle House is like customer service hell.

 

I got a story for ya.

 

So one day I'm sitting in my tiny phone booth sized office playing on my phone, talking to you ass clowns. One of my staff said "we have a situation in the ladies room, it's all you. I ain't doing that."

 

Go in there. There is diahrrhea everywhere. On three of the four walls. On the floor. All over the toilet.

 

Fortunately, a Waffle House bathroom is well equipped for such situations. We get a fair amount of vomit. So I literally drug the water hose in from outside, and had my staff running buckets of hot bleach water. I was able to restore order without ever setting foot in the blast zone.

 

So twenty minutes later.

 

"Hey boss. The lady who shat all over everywhere?"

 

"Yeah?"

 

"She has a complaint about her food."

 

I look out and she is identified. Black lady. The real stuck up, belligerent kind.

 

I tell the waitress, "give that b!tch whatever it takes to get her the Fock out of here. If I have to go out there, I will likely lose my job."

 

People are focking animals.

Anyone who deals with the public and not the same People in an office every day all have the same outlook on humanity.

[supermike80 1,285]

Go in and order four unicorns. But slightly alter teach one. Extra this on one. Hold the that on two. Nonfat on three and decaf on four. That kind of ######. Play on your phone and never make eye contact while you half interestedly mumble your instructions to them.

 

Then pay. Wait for drinks.

 

Then drop the tray in the floor, spilling all four drinks everywhere. Now they have to mop.

 

Apologize profusely. Say you will need your drinks made again. Pay again if necessary.

 

Give them a tip. Like one filthy sweaty dollar bill. Thank them with a wrong name and leave.

 

Leave the unicorns in the parking lot untouched. They will be there later when they sweep the lot.

Whatever do these silly drinks cost? $5? No way I am dropping $40 to make fun of snowflakes.

 

That's crazy talk

[Djgb13 2,338]

Whatever do these silly drinks cost? $5? No way I am dropping $40 to make fun of snowflakes.

 

That's crazy talk

You're a geek. You got it. Ball out

[vuduchile 1,941]

I'm not sure, it sets me off just getting anything from there. When I ordered my unicorn I walked up to the guy and stated my order. He passive aggressively said "How are you today." In a tone that conveyed "well thanks for not letting me greet you first.". Then usually they ask your name for the order and can never get it right. No matter what they will then ask, "how do you spell that?". I'm like bro it doesn't matter, however you want to spell it is fine. Just sound it out. Even when I give them a simple fake name to avoid that exact conversation.

You got one of them made up ghetto names?

[tanatastic 2,061]

You got one of them made up ghetto names?

No it's for any name, they can't get any name right without a conversation unless it's Mike or maybe Kevin but I'm skeptical about Kevin. Even Joe they ask if it's jo or Joe, like who focking cares?

[SUXBNME 1,328]

"I've never been so stressed in my life"

 

The baristas are tired of making them and it's making their job "hard". You know it's not like they are working 12 hour shifts 6 days a week or outside doing construction or anything. Bunch of fockin snowflakes

 

https://www.google.com/amp/amp.usatoday.com/story/100686874/

We can all start by not calling them "baristas".

[penultimatestraw 473]

Anyone who deals with the public and not the same People in an office every day all have the same outlook on humanity.

Not true. Your opinion is skewed by your line of work. I'm guessing there is an overlap with Waffle House clientele as well.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Not true. Your opinion is skewed by your line of work. I'm guessing there is an overlap with Waffle House clientele as well.

That clientelle definitely contributed. The fact that it was open 24 7 didn't help.