BunnysBastatrds 1,914 Posted November 28, 2018 Haven't spent much time here in the last two weeks. Turned fifty. Had an ex fly me out to San Diego/Oceanside that weekend. Spent Thanksgiving by myself. Went to the bar and watched the Saints eat dirty bird. Ate dinner the following day with a good friend and his family. Had to endure many greats stories at my expense. How I told his Mom to put his son on the phone while I was in jail to "Put Tommy on the fawking phone damnt, I'm in jail because of a Lucky Dog theft!!!" Been a crazy week. Shutting my business down after thirty years. Divorce papers will be finalized next week. House is close to being sold and need new digs by January. Haven't gotten laid since March. And I have been diagnosed with early MS. Fifty is fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,196 Posted November 28, 2018 Seems like a hella lot going on. Why didn't you get laid by the ex that flew you out to Oceanside? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,914 Posted November 28, 2018 Seems like a hella lot going on. Why didn't you get laid by the ex that flew you out to Oceanside? I'm still married? I do have a moral compass. For whatever that is worth.The ink isn't dry yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted November 28, 2018 I'm still married? I do have a moral compass. For whatever that is worth.The ink isn't dry yet.No way. You are off the hook the minute the breakup is for real. I could have hooked you up with some recommendations for a therapeutic erotic massage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted November 28, 2018 MS? That's pretty rough. Did you have symptoms? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted November 28, 2018 No way. You are off the hook the minute the breakup is for real. I could have hooked you up with some recommendations for a therapeutic erotic massage. I agree with this. When the paper is signed, if not earlier, it's over. The finalizing is just formality. Sorry to hear about the MS man. Hope things catch an upswing for you soon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted November 28, 2018 Fock man. After reading that, I need a drink. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted November 28, 2018 Looking forward to a Patriots vs saints super bowl. And some cool saints stuff you owe me. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted November 28, 2018 Had a discussion with my brother recently when I asked him how it was going. He said, "I am in rehab. I have no job. My wife is divorcing me and I need to find a new place to live." I asked him what the problem was. Start over without the burdens of the past and kick ass in the back 50 of your life. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted November 28, 2018 Had a discussion with my brother recently when I asked him how it was going. He said, "I am in rehab. I have no job. My wife is divorcing me and I need to find a new place to live." I asked him what the problem was. Start over without the burdens of the past and kick ass in the back 50 of your life. Yep. Look at it as a mulligan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,513 Posted November 28, 2018 Sorry you are dealing with all of that at the same time. Time to live for you. ...... and, you are always welcome. Next year come spend thanksgiving with us. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted November 28, 2018 Looks like you'll have time to come up north and go ice fishing. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kanil 519 Posted November 28, 2018 Not sure I can afford it but if you're ever up in northern Colorado, drinks are on me! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,914 Posted November 29, 2018 Looking forward to a Patriots vs saints super bowl. And some cool saints stuff you owe me. I forgot to send the King Cake. Damnt!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,737 Posted November 29, 2018 Fock man. After reading that, I need a drink. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,196 Posted November 29, 2018 I was going to break up with GF because it was getting to real/to close. On Monday she broke up with me for same reason. Now I hate her. Even though it is what I wanted. Then we fvcked tonight- roller coaster. Wait what? I thought you were married. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,914 Posted November 29, 2018 The MS symptoms started last year. Fatigue, numbness in my extremities, vision loss in one eye, lack of focus, and full frontal nudity wasn't getting me there. The shakes didn't taste as good as they once were. Ahhhh! Oh well. A life time of debauchry crept up on me. So while I was in Seaside, I dint get laid. Butt I fingered and ate her out an hour or two before the Uber showed up. Had her quaking and left. I left my mark. An $1800 eat out session. And for what it's worth, I earned it. Minus me bawls deep inside her. Have a feeling I'll be invited back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,513 Posted November 29, 2018 Wait what? I thought you were married. #me too Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,914 Posted November 29, 2018 Also, why do flights out of SD fly thirty minutes to LA and then send you to your final destination. What a waste of time and monies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SenatorRock 708 Posted November 29, 2018 Had a discussion with my brother recently when I asked him how it was going. He said, "I am in rehab. I have no job. My wife is divorcing me and I need to find a new place to live." I asked him what the problem was. Start over without the burdens of the past and kick ass in the back 50 of your life. Life is interesting that way. It is easy just go through the motions letting the months and years fly by, routine can do that to a person. And there is always something that is not ideal, be it job, spouse, health, lifestyle, etc. Then an opportunity for a reset presents itself and the fear of change kicks in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted November 29, 2018 Wait what? I thought you were married. He's getting along with his wife just fine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted November 29, 2018 The MS symptoms started last year. Fatigue, numbness in my extremities, vision loss in one eye, lack of focus, and full frontal nudity wasn't getting me there. The shakes didn't taste as good as they once were. Ahhhh! Oh well. A life time of debauchry crept up on me. So while I was in Seaside, I dint get laid. Butt I fingered and ate her out an hour or two before the Uber showed up. Had her quaking and left. I left my mark. An $1800 eat out session. And for what it's worth, I earned it. Minus me bawls deep inside her. Have a feeling I'll be invited back. Did they do an MRI and spinal tap to confirm the diagnosis? The reason I ask is MS is less common in men, and usually diagnosed in younger people. In any event, good luck moving forward Bunny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted November 29, 2018 I forgot to send the King Cake. Damnt!!!Haha no problem! I'd rather have saints paraphernalia A super bowl champs coozie! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
