BunnysBastatrds 1,902 Posted July 30, 2014 What do you think? Parades glorifying straight people and their choices? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JTB 52 Posted July 30, 2014 What do you think? Parades glorifying straight people and their choices? In Trolling? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,550 Posted July 30, 2014 People that want gender related parades can organize thier own but I don't want a straight parade. I just want a non-gender-related-themed St. Patrick's Day or Thanksgiving Parade. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,079 Posted July 30, 2014 Not only that, I think we should have a WET channel on the boobtube. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sho Nuff 719 Posted July 30, 2014 Isn't any parade inherently ghey? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,902 Posted July 30, 2014 People that want gender related parades can organize thier own but I don't want a straight parade. I just want a non-gender-related-themed St. Patrick's Day or Thanksgiving Parade. I'll drink and eat stuffing to that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,149 Posted July 30, 2014 Isn't any parade inherently ghey? Good point. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,902 Posted July 30, 2014 Good point. Ride in my parade and throw titty beads to titties that beg you to and say that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,149 Posted July 30, 2014 Ride in my parade and throw titty beads to titties that beg you to and say that. Fair enough. I played trumpet in the band and while it helped me to score numerous color guard girls, marching in November in Pennsylvania was painfully ghey. I mean seriously, who wants to stand out there in that shiot weather and watch it, let alone have to walk in it holding a cold brass instrument to your frozen lips? I would definitely take you up on your offer though, if I were single. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,550 Posted July 30, 2014 Ride in my parade and throw titty beads to titties that beg you to and say that. OK this works in theory. In practice, I would have to leave the kids at home with their mother. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,902 Posted July 30, 2014 OK this works in theory. In practice, I would have to leave the kids at home with their mother. I throw titty beads to milfs that beg for them standing behind their kids. And all of my throws are labeled :Made In China: irony. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,902 Posted July 30, 2014 I can't pretend to understand what a parade is like without throwing or catching something. Waving without a drink in hand whilst watching toilet paper and spray painted floats with the mayors phat daughter front and center is beyond my comprehension. Flounder: "Can I have ten thousand marbles please?" Is the only way I could handle it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frank M 181 Posted July 30, 2014 Fair enough. I played trumpet in the band and while it helped me to score numerous color guard girls, marching in November in Pennsylvania was painfully ghey. I mean seriously, who wants to stand out there in that shiot weather and watch it, let alone have to walk in it holding a cold brass instrument to your frozen lips? I would definitely take you up on your offer though, if I were single. My kid just started high school and is in the marching band. I wish this for him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,787 Posted July 30, 2014 Marching bands....smh. Nothing accentuates the gap between the athletic kids and the nerds like mixing them together at sporting events. "Ok everybody....good half by the home team...now at halftime your school marching band!!" "Neeeeerrrrrrrrdddsssss!!!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,538 Posted July 30, 2014 Yes, most parade's do go straight, even the gay ones Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,079 Posted July 30, 2014 Marching bands....smh. Nothing accentuates the gap between the athletic kids and the nerds like mixing them together at sporting events. "Ok everybody....good half by the home team...now at halftime your school marching band!!" "Neeeeerrrrrrrrdddsssss!!!!" True, but these guys make it somewhat cool Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoytdwow 202 Posted July 30, 2014 Yes, most parade's do go straight, even the gay ones Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 588 Posted July 30, 2014 My kid just started high school and is in the marching band. I wish this for him. He's in the band, it won't happen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frank M 181 Posted July 30, 2014 He's in the band, it won't happen Lots of chicks in the band. He plays baseball, too, so his odds are better than if he was just a band geek. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 588 Posted July 30, 2014 Lots of chicks in the band. He plays baseball, too, so his odds are better than if he was just a band geek. I'm sorry you raised a nerd Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frank M 181 Posted July 30, 2014 I'm sorry you raised a nerd I love it. I'll take a nerd over a cool kid any day of the week. Straight A student, no discipline issues, good friends, awesome sense of humor, good looking. The dude is the total package Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,538 Posted July 30, 2014 I love it. I'll take a nerd over a cool kid any day of the week. Straight A student, no discipline issues, good friends, awesome sense of humor, good looking. The dude is the total package Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted July 30, 2014 I was in band and ran track. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,538 Posted July 30, 2014 I was in band and ran track. I played soccer, golf, tennis and ran track. I should have ran cross country instead of played soccer to be a real special person Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted July 30, 2014 I played soccer, golf, tennis and ran track. I should have ran cross country instead of played soccer to be a real special person Oh, don't sell yourself short. You're definitely "special". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 588 Posted July 30, 2014 I was in band and ran track. What a shocker, homely chick in the band.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted July 30, 2014 What a shocker, homely chick in the band.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted July 30, 2014 To respond to the op, the idea is that you have to be a group that has suffered some form of persecution or judgement in order to justify a parade. A straight parade wouldnt qualify. Its really not a crazy concept, however I do understand people trying to be snarky by flipping the tables. "Why dont we have white history month?" and other arguments of that ilk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sho Nuff 719 Posted July 30, 2014 Marching bands....smh. Nothing accentuates the gap between the athletic kids and the nerds like mixing them together at sporting events. "Ok everybody....good half by the home team...now at halftime your school marching band!!" "Neeeeerrrrrrrrdddsssss!!!!" Freshman year I was in band. Also played baseball and basketball. I hung with the nerd crowd and the band crowd (though, it was mostly one crowd at that school as over half of the freshman basketball team was in all the smart classes with the band "nerds") Changed after I moved (far different at the school in TN than it was where I grew up). Quit band, played basketball and ran track. Still was in all the smart classes...with a few athletes. Hung with the basketball team mostly and quite a few baseball players. Nothing wrong with learning an instrument. My son probably won't be as they make you chose between band and the other related arts in 5th grade (art, music, foreign language and they lump PE in there) and he won't give up his PE. Plays soccer and basketball. Maybe ill get him a guitar or something to have him learn more about music. I think its a good skill to know about music and how to read music. Might even learn the guitar with him as I wish I had learned it or stuck with piano when I was younger. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,902 Posted July 30, 2014 To respond to the op, the idea is that you have to be a group that has suffered some form of persecution or judgement in order to justify a parade. A straight parade wouldnt qualify. Its really not a crazy concept, however I do understand people trying to be snarky by flipping the tables. "Why dont we have white history month?" and other arguments of that ilk. Interesting. So that's why they have a parade? I thought they have their parades to celebrate who they are and to look at me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Artista 460 Posted July 30, 2014 Interesting. So that's why they have a parade? I thought they have their parades to celebrate who they are and to look at me. The annual gay pride parade in SF is about celebrating how far they've come from having to hide in the closet as well as obtaining equal rights as a couple. I think there will always be a pride parade because unlike like racial equality and women's rights, this will most likely never be accepted by the mainstream in all states like these other groups now are. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,297 Posted July 30, 2014 Maybe it's just me, but the band girls at any school I ever went to weren't exactly the ones you were dying to fock. Now I'm sure there was a diamond in the rough here or there but, by and large...thanks but no thanks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,902 Posted July 30, 2014 Maybe it's just me, but the band girls at any school I ever went to weren't exactly the ones you were dying to fock. Now I'm sure there was a diamond in the rough here or there but, by and large...thanks but no thanks My daughter want's to join band. After reading enough stories in here, I told her only if she gets straight A's. That's not gonna happen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porkbutt 860 Posted July 30, 2014 The annual gay pride parade in SF is about celebrating how far they've come from having to hide in the closet as well as obtaining equal rights as a couple. I think there will always be a pride parade because unlike like racial equality and women's rights, this will most likely never be accepted by the mainstream in all states like these other groups now are. if these parades are all about pride and celebrating how far they've come...while do they prance around naked and act like focking sickos in them? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JTB 52 Posted July 30, 2014 Maybe it's just me, but the band girls at any school I ever went to weren't exactly the ones you were dying to fock. Now I'm sure there was a diamond in the rough here or there but, by and large...thanks but no thanks Agree with this. The simple fact there a band folk here means my days may be numbered. Focking band :shakeshead: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,149 Posted July 30, 2014 Lots of chicks in the band. He plays baseball, too, so his odds are better than if he was just a band geek. I lettered in baseball and golf, and did basketball and track earlier. As I've often told people, while the football players were on the bus with other sweaty football players, I was copping feels on the band chicks. And we had a big, good band with lots of chicks to choose from. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Artista 460 Posted July 30, 2014 if these parades are all about pride and celebrating how far they've come...while do they prance around naked and act like focking sickos in them? Not in the gay pride parade. No one naked there. There was a Halloween party in SF years ago where me and the fam went in the Castro. There were naked folks and grandma was . That's since been banned. In every large gathering you are bound to find some weirdos especially if alcohol is involved. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 990 Posted July 31, 2014 their choices?when did you make the choice to be straight? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JTB 52 Posted July 31, 2014 when did you make the choice to be straight? Good question. I was trying to come up worth a witty response but I can't. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted July 31, 2014 when did you make the choice to be straight?i was 13, both bill and Julie offered to blow me, i picked julie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
