fandandy 3,311 Posted October 5, 2017 The standing wipers got me wondering. I think that is so odd. That's actually beyond odd. I am stunned to know people actually wipe their ass standing up, but I'm curious now. Are you left or right handed and do you wipe sitting or standing? I'm assuming wiping while standing has gotta be one of those things only weirdo left handers do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,285 Posted October 5, 2017 Right handed...stander There goes THAT theory Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reality 2,710 Posted October 5, 2017 The standing wipers got me wondering. I think that is so odd. That's actually beyond odd. I am stunned to know people actually wipe their ass standing up, but I'm curious now. Are you left or right handed and do you wipe sitting or standing? I'm assuming wiping while standing has gotta be one of those things only weirdo left handers do. I wouldn't try to figure out those folks, that sh!t (literally) is just weird. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted October 5, 2017 Negative. Not in the slightest Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted October 5, 2017 Right handed, sitting down with a lift of the right cheek. I bet those standers wipe back to front as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted October 5, 2017 Right hander stander. It’s just the only way I can get enough torque on my wipe and assess properly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted October 5, 2017 Right handed, sitting down with a lift of the right cheek. I bet those standers wipe back to front as well. Most strokes are front to back but the occasional downward thumb chop is necessary to get all the stuff left from the front wipe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,911 Posted October 5, 2017 Right handed stander crinkler. So you sitters, when you use a public terlet and don't sit, you're standing wiping your ass then. Does it feel wrong? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reality 2,710 Posted October 5, 2017 Right handed stander crinkler. So you sitters, when you use a public terlet and don't sit, you're standing wiping your ass then. Does it feel wrong? That's the hover.. I still wipe hovering. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,547 Posted October 5, 2017 I am correct handed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mobb_deep 917 Posted October 5, 2017 Right handed stander crinkler. So you sitters, when you use a public terlet and don't sit, you're standing wiping your ass then. Does it feel wrong? I have no hang-ups about sitting on a public crapper (with or without a paper thingy). Gym equipment, door knobs, money, etc. are much much filthier and full of bacteria. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 3,950 Posted October 5, 2017 I am left handed. I wipe sitting with my right hand. Figure that one out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,911 Posted October 5, 2017 I fish left handed and ride a skate board left footed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drizzay 644 Posted October 5, 2017 People hover on public toilets? If I am that afraid of a particular toilet, I just won't use it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted October 5, 2017 I have no hang-ups about sitting on a public crapper (with or without a paper thingy). Gym equipment, door knobs, money, etc. are much much filthier and full of bacteria. For sure. People are scared of all the wrong things when trying to be germaphobic. The simple things we interact with all the time are the most full of bacteria. That’s why I don’t even sweat it, you can’t avoid it for the most part. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted October 5, 2017 I am left handed. I wipe sitting with my right hand. Figure that one out. Just want to make sure if you're called upon to shake hands you're passing sh!t to them just like they are to you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iam90sbaby 2,121 Posted October 5, 2017 I write and jerk with my left hand. Literally do every thing else with my right. I also dont wipe. I never use public restrooms and I have a bidet at home. You guys should get one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,782 Posted October 5, 2017 Wipe right sitting 2 squares per pass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 816 Posted October 5, 2017 Per Wiki - 10% of world population is Left-Handed If BOTH parents are left-handed.... there's a 26% of having left-handed freak. If ONE parent is left-handed.... there's a 19% chance of having a left-handed freak. if NO parents are left-handed... there's a 10% chance of having a left-handed freak. ............................................................................................................................................... My daughter turned out left-handed, despite nobody in our families is left-handed. I tried to correct it early on... "ok, now try it with the other hand...." yeah, that didn't work. Apparently I borne a statistical oddity. The poor witch is gonna have ink smears on her hand and computer mouse sharing issues. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rholio 339 Posted October 5, 2017 I am left handed. I wipe sitting with my right hand. Figure that one out. Lefty, wipe right handed, standing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted October 5, 2017 Right-handed, but sometimes I identify as a lefty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 588 Posted October 5, 2017 Per Wiki - 10% of world population is Left-Handed If BOTH parents are left-handed.... there's a 26% of having left-handed freak. If ONE parent is left-handed.... there's a 19% chance of having a left-handed freak. if NO parents are left-handed... there's a 10% chance of having a left-handed freak. ............................................................................................................................................... My daughter turned out left-handed, despite nobody in our families is left-handed. I tried to correct it early on... "ok, now try it with the other hand...." yeah, that didn't work. Apparently I borne a statistical oddity. The poor witch is gonna have ink smears on her hand and computer mouse sharing issues. Um, what handed is the gardener? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mobb_deep 917 Posted October 5, 2017 Bill Gates and Barry Obama are also lefties. Two of the smartest and most accomplished men in the world. Interestingly enough, many of our past presidents were lefties, including 4 of the last 5. Reagan, Bush Sr., and Clinton are all lefties. Studies suggest lefties are better problem solvers and critical thinkers. Bush Jr. and our current president seem to further support these findings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 816 Posted October 5, 2017 Um, what handed is the gardener? Apparently left-handed. Damn horny left-handed Mexicans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 3,950 Posted October 5, 2017 Just want to make sure if you're called upon to shake hands you're passing sh!t to them just like they are to you? Take it to the "do you wash your hands after taking a sh*t" thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 788 Posted October 6, 2017 Left wiper Stander Front to back Left writer Everything else righty. Well I eat whichever side the fork is on. I can easily use either hand knife and fork. Giving myself a handy ? Mostly lefty but sometimes right needs to cheat on left. Slut. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 816 Posted October 6, 2017 Left wiper Stander Front to back Left writer Computer mouse? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,144 Posted October 6, 2017 Per Wiki - 10% of world population is Left-Handed If BOTH parents are left-handed.... there's a 26% of having left-handed freak. If ONE parent is left-handed.... there's a 19% chance of having a left-handed freak. if NO parents are left-handed... there's a 10% chance of having a left-handed freak. ............................................................................................................................................... Those numbers don't work. If the bolded is correct, there would have to be more than 10% of the population left-handed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 816 Posted October 6, 2017 Those numbers don't work. If the bolded is correct, there would have to be more than 10% of the population left-handed. Obviously some rounding errors. I assumed the actual NO parents left-handed percentage must be 9.5% or higher. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted October 6, 2017 I'm left handed and a folder that sits while wiping with my right hand lifting right cheek up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 788 Posted October 6, 2017 Computer mouse? Right but don't think I ever ever tried left Good question Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DankNuggs 305 Posted October 6, 2017 LH Work process: Get TP and wipe seat Lay a strip of TP down each side of seat Lift left buttcheck Im a combo layer/crumple. Make sure I have several ply of coverage with no gaps and if I yanked the TP down I crumple the excess Nothing is worse than a gap and a palm smear of turd. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 816 Posted October 6, 2017 Right but don't think I ever ever tried left Good question Frikin daughter HAS to switch it to the left. Wife said I wasn't allowed to b*tch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DankNuggs 305 Posted October 6, 2017 Frikin daughter HAS to switch it to the right. Wife said I wasn't allowed to b*tch. Get a wireless mouse Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,911 Posted October 6, 2017 Computer mouse? Righty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IMMensaMind 459 Posted October 6, 2017 The standing wipers got me wondering. I think that is so odd. That's actually beyond odd. I am stunned to know people actually wipe their ass standing up, but I'm curious now. Are you left or right handed and do you wipe sitting or standing? I'm assuming wiping while standing has gotta be one of those things only weirdo left handers do. Left-handed. And I don't think that making a reverse marshmallow s'more with my arsecheeks is sanitary. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted October 6, 2017 Obviously some rounding errors. I assumed the actual NO parents left-handed percentage must be 9.5% or higher. Or you could link to your "facts" and we could review Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted October 6, 2017 Lefty... and I dont . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
