SUXBNME 1,318 Posted December 23, 2017 Seriously....I talk to my dumb ass kat every night Just a few minutes ago the convo went like this: Drunk sux: "Hello Boots kitteh, how was your day?" Boots : "meow" Drunk sux: "I'm so glad that you are finally putting on some weight and prolly wont die like your brother did" Boots : "meow" Drunk sux: Well kitteh, I'm reheating spaghetti for dinner tonight...Should I give you some of the cheese again? (I grate cheese on my pasta) Would my little Boots kitteh like some cheese? Huh? Huh? Boots: "purrrrrrrrrrrrr...purrrrrrrrrrrrr...meow" Animals > Humans Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 3,932 Posted December 23, 2017 Talk to the kitty every day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted December 23, 2017 I talked to my Tinkerbell always. She would wait for me every morning in the chair by the office expecting her treat and me to acknowledge her. She didn't like it when I called her Stinky Tinky so usually I just called her Tink. I miss that cat. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,297 Posted December 23, 2017 Every now and then I notice our cat and talk to him. Poor bastards been forgotten since the kids came Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 815 Posted December 23, 2017 Been feeding the neighbor's cat for about a year. It's not feral, but if ya pet it too much it gets excited and will bite ya (semi-soft) along with hissing. I've tried talking to it while petting : "that's a sweet cat...." The calm voice seems to help - it isn't as quick to bite and hiss as it used to be, but when it does I get the urge to boot it like a football. My old cat never acted like that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,318 Posted December 23, 2017 So fuckin funny cause kats don't give a sh1t, right? Yea, it actually was pretty funny My favorite is the dog one,though Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted December 23, 2017 More than I do with the Mr. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,318 Posted December 23, 2017 Every now and then I notice our cat and talk to him. Poor bastards been forgotten since the kids came At least you are making an effort. A lot of animals / pets are forgotten from their owners after the "cuteness" is gone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,318 Posted December 23, 2017 More than I do with the Mr. Given that I know your history with teh kittehs, I totally understand this. Nothing against the Mr. obviously Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,287 Posted December 23, 2017 So fuckin funny cause kats don't give a sh1t, right? Yea, it actually was pretty funny That was actually our good friend Giants Flan. http://www.fftodayforums.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=401852&hl=kuba Sad that I remember that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,318 Posted December 23, 2017 That was actually our good friend Giants Flan. http://www.fftodayforums.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=401852&hl=kuba Sad that I remember that. Holy chit....I totally remember that now. He loved that kat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,629 Posted December 23, 2017 We have rabbits in our area. They used to scitter away in absolute Terror. But I talked to them in a very nice voice when I go on my Shawshank walk. And now they see me coming and hear me and it's no big deal. Very cute bunnies. Until some Critter got a hold of one of the bunnies and chomped its head off like it was Easter morning. Poor Bunnah. Still, to be able to calm down wild bunnies is a pretty big thing you know. I think it's my soothing dulcet voice. I've been told I have a voice for radio. Err, or was that face? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,902 Posted December 23, 2017 Leave the Saints game on for a long lost pall. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,318 Posted December 23, 2017 We have rabbits in our area. They used to scitter away in absolute Terror. But I talked to them in a very nice voice when I go on my Shawshank walk. And now they see me coming and hear me and it's no big deal. Very cute bunnies. Until some Critter got a hold of one of the bunnies and chomped its head off like it was Easter morning. Poor Bunnah. Still, to be able to calm down wild bunnies is a pretty big thing you know. I think it's my soothing dulcet voice. I've been told I have a voice for radio. Err, or was that face? If you're being serious, that's very fuckin cool A couple vids I took of myself and the neighbors bunny a few years ago. eta: I'm a total mouf breather in this it seems Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,318 Posted December 23, 2017 And for the final...I know I've poasted this here before, but oh well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted December 23, 2017 I used to talk to my kat. Or my ex wifes cat more accurately, although Im the one that paid for it. I miss princess mya Angelica kittykins. It doesnt make sense to have a pet now though, we are away too much. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,318 Posted December 23, 2017 I I miss princess mya Angelica kittykins. Awww Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,318 Posted December 23, 2017 . It doesnt make sense to have a pet now though, we are away too much. Plus your soon to be wife would prolly cook it up for your dinner and you'd be none the wiser Fuckin chiners 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,552 Posted December 23, 2017 The son of Sam used to talk to his neighbors dog. And the dog talked back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,629 Posted December 23, 2017 I used to talk to my kat. Or my ex wifes cat more accurately, although Im the one that paid for it. I miss princess mya Angelica kittykins. It doesnt make sense to have a pet now though, we are away too much. And your girl eats cats Darn it sux! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,629 Posted December 23, 2017 When I'm near a computer I'll try to post a link. Huskies are notorious talkers. They will give you all kinds of lip. It's funny for a while, but after a while dang those fuckers are mouthy! Marrawrrarrar! Too cute. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted December 23, 2017 Plus your soon to be wife would prolly cook it up for your dinner and you'd be none the wiser Fuckin chiners shes not a Chiner. Shes a jungle island savage. Im not saying she wouldnt eat a cat, Ive just never seen it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 2,715 Posted December 23, 2017 The wife calls me the cat whisperer cuz I talk the feral cats into walking up to me so I can pet them. And I have full on conversations with the ones who live here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 830 Posted December 23, 2017 I hate pets. So no. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 926 Posted December 23, 2017 Plus your soon to be wife would prolly cook it up for your dinner and you'd be none the wiser Fuckin chiners Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reality 2,710 Posted December 23, 2017 We have a 17 year old Tabby cat named Samuel L. Catson, talk to him all the time cuz he's a focking bad ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad Santa 24 Posted December 23, 2017 On Blitzen. On the other one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 2,715 Posted December 23, 2017 On Blitzen. On the other one. On Donner, on Blitzen, on Chewy, on Tavo, come on Berto! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted December 23, 2017 Yep I do. Its healthy to talk to your pets. Plus, they know what certain words mean so it helps Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad Santa 24 Posted December 23, 2017 On Donner, on Blitzen, on Chewy, on Tavo, come on Berto! Sadly Donner is gone. He ate himself after a plane crash in some mountain, or something like that, I don't like to think about it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,900 Posted December 23, 2017 Yes. In fact, the dog listens better than the wife. Dog knows Get me a beer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad Santa 24 Posted December 23, 2017 Yes. In fact, the dog listens better than the wife. Dog knows Get me a beer. They listen? Oh. I didn't mean the dog. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,900 Posted December 23, 2017 They listen? Oh. I didn't mean the dog. Yes. They both know a few commands. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 3,932 Posted December 23, 2017 We have a 17 year old Tabby cat named Samuel L. Catson, talk to him all the time cuz he's a focking bad ass. He's the cat with the wallet that says "bad mother focker" on it isn't he? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naomi 343 Posted December 23, 2017 It would be weird not to. When this cockatiel gets upset, such as when its owner starts getting ready to leave for work, it chirps the iPhone ringtone. I guess it knows that that sound commands full attention. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bad Santa 24 Posted December 23, 2017 Shocked and appalled cat is my all time favorite. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,280 Posted December 23, 2017 Who doesn't? That's just weird Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the s is ilent 69 Posted December 23, 2017 I curse my Jack Russell daily. She thinks her name is Dammit. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,149 Posted December 23, 2017 And for the final...I know I've poasted this here before, but oh well. I was trying to remember recently where I got my avatar, thanks for the reminder. Also we have a big fat black cat named Ninja which we talk to all of the time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
