Bishop82 61 Posted June 20, 2014 I'm younger than most of you old farts. But I'm pretty sure my first erection came from Warrant's Cherry Pie video. Remember yours? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoytdwow 202 Posted June 20, 2014 When your mom went down on me (the first time) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,547 Posted June 20, 2014 Sitting in the back of the bus on the way to school, 'twas a very bumpy ride Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
montana 89 Posted June 20, 2014 When your mom went down on me (the second time) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,799 Posted June 20, 2014 Sitting in the back of the bus on the way to school, 'twas a very bumpy ride Oh my god....wasnt that the worst.....and you are like mentally timing it out to whether you were going to "stand down" before your stop came, or you had to start untucking that shirt Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,547 Posted June 20, 2014 Oh my god....wasnt that the worst.....and you are like mentally timing it out to whether you were going to "stand down" before your stop came, or you had to start untucking that shirt I used to wear the tightest pants too if I remember, not much room in there for a sitting erection. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,799 Posted June 20, 2014 I used to wear the tightest pants too if I remember, not much room in there for a sitting erection. Oh man...forgot all about the bus/ school erection. If class got out you had to untuck and fumble through your folders and books in front of you to cover up.....yeesh. Just the worst. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,144 Posted June 20, 2014 What kinda dork tucks in their shirt at school? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,547 Posted June 20, 2014 What kinda dork tucks in their shirt at school? That was just on the bus. by the time he got to school it was tucked into his socks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,909 Posted June 20, 2014 Found my dads Playboy stash when I was six. Was watching Kung Fu starring David Carradine in my mom and dads bedroom. The parents were having a party so the stuck me back there. At some point in the evening I had to make stool so I used their bathroom. Had never been in their bathroom before so I started exploring. Jack Pot. Two years worth of 70's bush, puffy nipples, and a painful erection that lasted for hours until I finally put them away. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,799 Posted June 20, 2014 Found my dads Playboy stash when I was six. Was watching Kung Fu starring David Carradine in my mom and dads bedroom. The parents were having a party so the stuck me back there. At some point in the evening I had to make stool so I used their bathroom. Had never been in their bathroom before so I started exploring. Jack Pot. Two years worth of 70's bush, puffy nipples, and a painful erection that lasted for hours until I finally put them away. Good thing you didnt know how David Carradine got off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,909 Posted June 20, 2014 Good thing you didnt know how David Carradine got off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saint Elistan 106 Posted June 21, 2014 I really wish I could remember the movie somehow. It involved a teenage dude getting feeled up by hot witches. Growing up with a single mom I was always told that morning-wood simply meant that I had to pee. So I tried to pee and thought something was wrong with me when nothing would come out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giants Fan 85 Posted June 21, 2014 I don't rememeber, and neither do you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted June 21, 2014 How the fock am i supposed to remember? There have been millions. Sifting through them to remember the first is near impossible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 830 Posted June 21, 2014 When I realized I can rub my sippy cup up against my diaper fun feelings popped up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,171 Posted June 21, 2014 School erections were the worst. But I WA as smooth enough to tuck them into my waistband. Uncomfortable but far less noticeable. Or you could carry your bag in front of yu Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bishop82 61 Posted June 21, 2014 I don't rememeber, and neither do you. Don't remember or waiting for first one? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,322 Posted June 21, 2014 But I'm pretty sure my first erection came from Warrant's Cherry Pie video. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-UIgDM_pG1XY/T9GQGVTt--I/AAAAAAAAFQU/kNO4_DFSs7Q/s1600/warrant-cherry-pie-video-bobbie-brown.jpg Fock yea Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bishop82 61 Posted June 21, 2014 http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-UIgDM_pG1XY/T9GQGVTt--I/AAAAAAAAFQU/kNO4_DFSs7Q/s1600/warrant-cherry-pie-video-bobbie-brown.jpg Fock yea Still works Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 1,690 Posted June 21, 2014 why would you get an erection on a school bus? was it the up and down movement of the bus that caused it? also, fyi, your first erections happened as a baby. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,300 Posted June 21, 2014 why would you get an erection on a school bus? was it the up and down movement of the bus that caused it? also, fyi, your first erections happened as a baby. The vibrations. I got wood on the bus constantly in middle school Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted June 21, 2014 The bus was like a vibrator for boys. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TD Ryan2 314 Posted June 21, 2014 Not sure exactly. Some possibilities: Fantasy island (not the midget!) Erin Gray (from Buck Rodgers) Cheryl Ladd Benny Hill Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
