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Sorry, people *updated on post #55*

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I am now dumber for having read this thread, if that's even possible after all the time I've wasted here.

 

At least I got ~40~

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I guess it didn't take long for Arnold to find a new housekeeper.

 

Congrats?

 

:dunno:

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Seriously....do you have something lined up with FoodNetwork?

 

America loves the hollandaise.

 

:thumbsup:

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Hope you get it man.

 

Sucks for all of us here at the Geek Club though. This place just wont be the same with less Sux.

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you relaly should wait until you have the job locked down before making this post.

 

bad karma

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Congrats man, hope it works out. Don't worry, I'll carry on the unemployed torch here. :cheers:

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Been a while since you worked! Just to save you a little embarrassment on your first day back I thought you outta know that you don't have to hand crank cars to start them anymore.

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Been a while since you worked! Just to save you a little embarrassment on your first day back I thought you outta know that you don't have to hand crank cars to start them anymore.

Thanx for the tip. :thumbsup:

 

I'm going to see the owner right now and have a few beers / talk / etc.

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Good luck. Don't forget to alternate hands or you'll get carpal tunnel.

 

(That really does apply to almost any job)

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Got the job :)

 

The money sucks, but I'm going to make myself invaluable to this place and the money might come in pretty soon.

 

I'm still gonna be an auto tech, but the owner also needs someone to write service and deal with customers. (I'm pretty damn good at this, so we'll see how it plays out.)

 

Either way, it's gonna be good to not be such a POS on society anymore. :)

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Hook your laptop up with the diagnostic sh!t finder thingymagigy and get online and all is good. No? You can also figure ot what is wrong with that Dodge Dart and MDC in the same diagnosis. The couplings are bad? The rear end mount is making strange noises due to unforseeen friction? You can do it man! Some of us are behind you. Most are in front though! :thumbsup:

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Are you going to pay all the money back you mooched?

With as much money as I will be putting back into the economy, yes. I will be doing exactly that. :)

Mainly the MAC truck tool guy.

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Hook your laptop up with the diagnostic sh!t finder thingymagigy and get online and all is good. No? You can also figure ot what is wrong with that Dodge Dart and MDC in the same diagnosis. The couplings are bad? The rear end mount is making strange noises due to unforseeen friction? You can do it man! Some of us are behind you. Most are in front though! :thumbsup:

:lol:

1: I don't own a laptop

2: The Dodge Dart was never a hipster car

3: You used "couplings", "rear end" and "strange noises" in the same paragraph... :wub:

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:lol:

1: I don't own a laptop

2: The Dodge Dart was never a hipster car

3: You used "couplings", "rear end" and "strange noises" in the same paragraph... :wub:

 

 

:cheers:

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I liked you better unemployed. I dont like this new positive can-do attitude youre reeking of :thumbsdown:

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Now you can buy your own damn Shinedown DVD :wave:

 

That's my way of saying congrats focker

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:thumbsup:

 

 

Now do you want that PS game? :cheers:

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Got the job :)

 

The money sucks, but I'm going to make myself invaluable to this place and the money might come in pretty soon.

 

I'm still gonna be an auto tech, but the owner also needs someone to write service and deal with customers. (I'm pretty damn good at this, so we'll see how it plays out.)

 

Either way, it's gonna be good to not be such a POS on society anymore. :)

cant you just pad the bill with parts customers don't need and ask for a percentage cut of that?

 

also,

 

GET BACK TO WORK

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Speaking as someone who worked with service writers for years, I know you will be excellent. You have the background of working on cars for the cred and have good people skills as well.

 

This is the point in my post when I would normally take some kind of shot at you with a gay accusation of some sort, but I will give it a rest. :thumbsup:

 

 

:cheers:

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Congrats, cool dude! :cheers:

 

 

Don't be a stranger. :wave:

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I'm still gonna be an auto tech, but the owner also needs someone to write service and deal with customers. (I'm pretty damn good at this, so we'll see how it plays out.)

IDEA!

over-charge every customer 25 cents... route it to your off-shore account.... RICHES!

:doublethumbsup:

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IDEA!

over-charge every customer 25 cents... route it to your off-shore account.... RICHES!

:doublethumbsup:

$8 :bandana:

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Some of us are behind you. Most are in front though!

 

I like this, I'm going to steal it and pretend I made it up. :thumbsup:

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Your most important role here was being the unemployed loser.

 

So while you are no longer a drain on society, you are now officially a drain on the geek board. Loser. :thumbsdown:

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Also, I just took a pic of my newley shaved nether reigons (boner included) if anyone is interested :banana:

 

Why do I have a feeling this pic was attached to your resume and sealed

the deal on this new "job" offer? :o

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Why do I have a feeling this pic was attached to your resume and sealed

the deal on this new "job" offer? :o

 

It was either that or the hand crank he gave the owner.

 

 

 

Congrats! :doublethumbsup:

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Good thngs happen to good people. Godd for you my brutha! When they let you go and give you that severance check, book a ticket to Hawaii and I'll buy you all the kerrs youy want! :cheers:

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