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#1 Gratefulegg1973

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Posted 14 October 2018 - 11:49 AM

Let's start dishing out some much warranted FUs

 

FU Greg Van Rotten.  Whoever the fock you are I have no idea, but why are you getting a carries over CMac?  At least that rush netted a cool -6 yards.  

 

FU Vernon Davis.  Can you just focking retire already?  Seriously, your only purpose in life is to fock over Jordan Reed owners.  I hope you get a nasty case of the clap

 

A big belated FU to Odell Beckham for sucking, and to Barkley for blowing your wad all over me.  



#2 DonS

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Posted 14 October 2018 - 11:57 AM

A big belated FU to Odell Beckham for sucking, and to Barkley for blowing your wad all over me.  


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#3 EternalShinyAndChrome

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Posted 14 October 2018 - 12:01 PM

FU to Matt Ryan and ATL coaching staff for once again targeting everyone and their mother in the Red Zone except Julio Jones.

 

It's absolutely inexcusable how Jones is so misused in that offense.



#4 Gratefulegg1973

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Posted 14 October 2018 - 12:02 PM

I'm going to have to give a FU to CMac.  Unless he's hurt, I have no idea why he only has 4 carries and 0 receptions thus far.  

 

FU Amari Cooper.  I put you in a DFS lineup as a flex.  You're going to cost me 100 grand you focking loser.  If you ever regain consiousness, you can write me a check for the money, douche

 

FU Mike Evans.  Remember how you always lit up the Falcons?  Good times.  Not today though huh.  Go eat a box of d!cks



#5 frank

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Posted 14 October 2018 - 12:19 PM

David Johnson :dunno:

Another Dumb fvcking post by frank. :wave:

 

 

 

 

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#6 TennisMenace

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Posted 14 October 2018 - 12:28 PM

Wow, a little early fellows.....
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#7 TennisMenace

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Posted 14 October 2018 - 12:29 PM

FU to Matt Ryan and ATL coaching staff for once again targeting everyone and their mother in the Red Zone except Julio Jones.
 
It's absolutely inexcusable how Jones is so misused in that offense.


Stop this nonsense.....Falcons have scored tds every time they got the ball save one. Julio has about 6 catches before half.

Obviously other guys are open downfield, not just Julio. Smh
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WR: OBJ, Hopkins, Golladay, AMiller
TE: Ertz
D: Steel Curtain (stream)
K: Zuerlien, Gould

#8 BufordT

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Posted 14 October 2018 - 12:32 PM

Here's an FU for the officiating crew in the Browns/Chargers game. That was the most blatant offsides not called in NFL history.



#9 Bob Ross

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Posted 14 October 2018 - 12:32 PM

Will Fuller.  I hope you need 3 coats of paint.  FU.



#10 phillygrrl08

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Posted 14 October 2018 - 12:35 PM

Stop this nonsense.....Falcons have scored tds every time they got the ball save one. Julio has about 6 catches before half.

Obviously other guys are open downfield, not just Julio. Smh

Hmmmm...you know the purpose of the FU thread, no?



#11 tanatastic

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Posted 14 October 2018 - 12:40 PM

FU to Matt Ryan and ATL coaching staff for once again targeting everyone and their mother in the Red Zone except Julio Jones.
 
It's absolutely inexcusable how Jones is so misused in that offense.

I agree, while Julio still is great for FF, if he just got RZ targets he would be setting records. At this point its become a mental thing, Ryan so trained not to look for him there.

#12 kutulu

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Posted 14 October 2018 - 12:40 PM

Carr focking bye week bust, get some garbage stats you doosh :mad:
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#13 TennisMenace

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Posted 14 October 2018 - 12:43 PM

Hmmmm...you know the purpose of the FU thread, no?


I do, but guys are FUing guys who haven’t even gone to halftime yet. Plenty of time to get some points. And as for Julio, I believe he already has close to 12 points at halftime which could translate to 24 points.

Would guys feel better if Julio had 5-65 and one td? 17.5 points

I’m pretty sure he will get more than that today even without any possible tds.
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QB: MRyan, Lamar
RB: MMack, JWhite, AJones, NChubb, DLewis
WR: OBJ, Hopkins, Golladay, AMiller
TE: Ertz
D: Steel Curtain (stream)
K: Zuerlien, Gould

#14 stonewall

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Posted 14 October 2018 - 12:46 PM

Gotta be Chester Rodgers, no?

 

0/0/0 at the half??


I feel my football knowledge is vastly superior to my opponents. I also am just in general, a smarter person. These two things should allow me a huge advantage. But I've yet to be truly dominant.


#15 tanatastic

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Posted 14 October 2018 - 12:47 PM

Gotta be Chester Rodgers, no?
 
0/0/0 at the half??

Yes absolutely, FU to the Molester.

#16 TennisMenace

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Posted 14 October 2018 - 12:48 PM

Gotta be Chester Rodgers, no?
 
0/0/0 at the half??


Yeah, I’m sure all two people who own him have to be bummed. Lol
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TE: Ertz
D: Steel Curtain (stream)
K: Zuerlien, Gould

#17 tanatastic

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Posted 14 October 2018 - 12:48 PM

Yeah, Im sure all two people who own him have to be bummed. Lol

Bye weeks and he had 8 grabs last week. Starting on a team setting the record for pass attempts. Im starting him in two leagues.

#18 TennisMenace

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Posted 14 October 2018 - 12:51 PM

Bye weeks and he had 8 grabs last week. Starting on a team setting the record for pass attempts. Im starting him in two leagues.


Oooops.....sorry dude......
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RB: MMack, JWhite, AJones, NChubb, DLewis
WR: OBJ, Hopkins, Golladay, AMiller
TE: Ertz
D: Steel Curtain (stream)
K: Zuerlien, Gould

#19 stonewall

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Posted 14 October 2018 - 12:54 PM

Yeah, I’m sure all two people who own him have to be bummed. Lol

 

Yeah....shoulda been a fantastic flex with Hilton out. 11 targets in each game last two weeks. But, alas, not in fantasy.....


I feel my football knowledge is vastly superior to my opponents. I also am just in general, a smarter person. These two things should allow me a huge advantage. But I've yet to be truly dominant.


#20 Gratefulegg1973

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Posted 14 October 2018 - 01:07 PM

Fock me for putting Ebron in over Kittle, but apparently forgot to hit 'submit'.  Fock

 

And Mike Evans can go fock himself.  Loser



#21 EternalShinyAndChrome

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Posted 14 October 2018 - 01:10 PM

Stop this nonsense.....Falcons have scored tds every time they got the ball save one. Julio has about 6 catches before half.

Obviously other guys are open downfield, not just Julio. Smh

 

Isn't this the FU thread?  Then FU for you complaining about my FU's to ATL and Matt Ryan.

 

We're talking about FF here, not how a player performs in real Football.  TD's would help us Jones owners immensely.



#22 EternalShinyAndChrome

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Posted 14 October 2018 - 01:11 PM

I do, but guys are FUing guys who haven’t even gone to halftime yet. Plenty of time to get some points. And as for Julio, I believe he already has close to 12 points at halftime which could translate to 24 points.

Would guys feel better if Julio had 5-65 and one td? 17.5 points

I’m pretty sure he will get more than that today even without any possible tds.

 

You obviously don't understand how FF (or the FU thread) works.  In fact, I think you have a problem identifying REAL football vs FANTASY football.



#23 DB Cooper

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Posted 14 October 2018 - 01:11 PM

DeShawn Watson is killing the Texans and me today! Cmon man...

#24 PunkRockRedneck

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Posted 14 October 2018 - 01:24 PM

Last time I sit Rivers for Watson. F that guy.



#25 ZeroTolerance

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Posted 14 October 2018 - 01:30 PM

I think Howard can officially be written off.

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#26 tanatastic

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Posted 14 October 2018 - 01:33 PM

F Me again for passing up Theilan who I knew was a baller. Guy is 10 100 1 every week. Saw it coming too, this isnt out of nowhere he had a great season last year. I blame the insipid preseason narratives about Cousins liking Diggs more. Thats no excuse though, I know better than that.

#27 huskyhater75

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Posted 14 October 2018 - 01:39 PM

 

You obviously don't understand how FF (or the FU thread) works.  In fact, I think you have a problem identifying REAL football vs FANTASY football.

  So you want Ryan to throw into double coverage just so maybe you and Julio get a TD? Hey if the guy can't get open in the RZ, the QB isn't gonna throw him the ball. The field gets smaller in the RZ. I also have a POS RZ guy in AJ Green, but I understand how the game is played.


  It's far better to keep your mouth shut and have people wonder than to open it and remove all doubt


#28 EternalShinyAndChrome

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Posted 14 October 2018 - 01:41 PM

  So you want Ryan to throw into double coverage just so maybe you and Julio get a TD? Hey if the guy can't get open in the RZ, the QB isn't gonna throw him the ball. The field gets smaller in the RZ. I also have a POS RZ guy in AJ Green, but I understand how the game is played.

 

YES!!



#29 Texas10

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Posted 14 October 2018 - 01:44 PM

F Me again for passing up Theilan who I knew was a baller. Guy is 10 100 1 every week. Saw it coming too, this isnt out of nowhere he had a great season last year. I blame the insipid preseason narratives about Cousins liking Diggs more. Thats no excuse though, I know better than that.


I know, I did the same. Diggs has been okay but damn I really had no idea how good Theilan was.

#30 SpenceToons

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Posted 14 October 2018 - 01:45 PM

Wrong thread...but I'm suddenly overcome with tears of joy.

 

First Touchdown for Njoku.!!!

 

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#31 huskyhater75

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Posted 14 October 2018 - 01:49 PM

 

YES!!

HAHA, too funny! Call'em up and tell them then, I could hear it in the huddle "Matty,  EternalShinyChrome needs a TD from me so just lob it over my way and I'll see if I can get to it". Hec, sounds good to me, maybe I'll call Bengals and talk to Dalton/Green! Green looks a step slow for some reason in RZ, I know your pain.


  It's far better to keep your mouth shut and have people wonder than to open it and remove all doubt


#32 ric0

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Posted 14 October 2018 - 01:51 PM

Another Amari decoy day😒

#33 tanatastic

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Posted 14 October 2018 - 01:52 PM

HAHA, too funny! Call'em up and tell them then, I could hear it in the huddle "Matty,  EternalShinyChrome needs a TD from me so just lob it over my way and I'll see if I can get to it". Hec, sounds good to me, maybe I'll call Bengals and talk to Dalton/Green! Green looks a step slow for some reason in RZ, I know your pain.

Green has a solid history of catching RZ tds and short yardage tds. Not in same convo as Julio as far as puzzling useage in the RZ.

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Posted 14 October 2018 - 01:53 PM

HAHA, too funny! Call'em up and tell them then, I could hear it in the huddle "Matty,  EternalShinyChrome needs a TD from me so just lob it over my way and I'll see if I can get to it". Hec, sounds good to me, maybe I'll call Bengals and talk to Dalton/Green! Green looks a step slow for some reason in RZ, I know your pain.

 

Tyler Boyd is The Man for Cincy now. I think Green has hit the old man wall. And I'll throw in Zeke too, Jax will shut him down, they're too tough.


  It's far better to keep your mouth shut and have people wonder than to open it and remove all doubt


#35 BufordT

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Posted 14 October 2018 - 01:57 PM

 

Tyler Boyd is The Man for Cincy now. I think Green has hit the old man wall. And I'll throw in Zeke too, Jax will shut him down, they're too tough.

You might be right.  The rest of your post is jibberish.



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Posted 14 October 2018 - 02:01 PM

HAHA, too funny! Call'em up and tell them then, I could hear it in the huddle "Matty,  EternalShinyChrome needs a TD from me so just lob it over my way and I'll see if I can get to it". Hec, sounds good to me, maybe I'll call Bengals and talk to Dalton/Green! Green looks a step slow for some reason in RZ, I know your pain.

 

EXACTLY!!

 

This is FF - As long as I get points I don't care how they get it to Julio.  GIV'EM THE DAMN BALL!



#37 Ehlana

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Posted 14 October 2018 - 02:28 PM

F U Nathan Peterman and your 2 late interceptions, one of which was returned for a TD, doubling the Houston defense point total in 2 minutes.



#38 ZeroTolerance

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Posted 14 October 2018 - 02:32 PM

Chicago defense for getting lit up by Brock effing Osweiler coming out of a bye week.

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#39 TennisMenace

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Posted 14 October 2018 - 02:40 PM

I know, I did the same. Diggs has been okay but damn I really had no idea how good Theilan was.


I traded Thielen last year and the guy wanted my Diggs instead. What a mistake that was.i RESPECT ADAM BIGTIME
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RB: MMack, JWhite, AJones, NChubb, DLewis
WR: OBJ, Hopkins, Golladay, AMiller
TE: Ertz
D: Steel Curtain (stream)
K: Zuerlien, Gould

#40 TennisMenace

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Posted 14 October 2018 - 02:42 PM

I think Howard can officially be written off.


Not so fast.....
2018 .5 PPR, 10 team. Flex:w/r/t

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QB: MRyan, Lamar
RB: MMack, JWhite, AJones, NChubb, DLewis
WR: OBJ, Hopkins, Golladay, AMiller
TE: Ertz
D: Steel Curtain (stream)
K: Zuerlien, Gould