Savage Beast 1 Posted December 12, 2012 Link http://www.bleedingcool.com/2012/12/11/new-full-trailer-for-man-of-steel-superman-returns/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted December 12, 2012 Link http://www.bleedingcool.com/2012/12/11/new-full-trailer-for-man-of-steel-superman-returns/ Would anybody other than me gladly sign a petition mandating that Hollywood NOT create yet another F'ing 'superhero' movie for at least the next ten years? Geebus, they're doing remakes of remakes of remakes of remakes now... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Savage Beast 1 Posted December 12, 2012 Would anybody other than me gladly sign a petition mandating that Hollywood NOT create yet another F'ing 'superhero' movie for at least the next ten years? Geebus, they're doing remakes of remakes of remakes of remakes now... I want to see a movie made about the superhero Butcher Baker The Righteous Maker. Link http://dustincabeal.squarespace.com/pictures/butcher-baker-the-righteous-maker-8/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redtodd 7 Posted December 12, 2012 How does he shave? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Savage Beast 1 Posted December 12, 2012 How does he shave? Kryptonite razor blades? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted December 12, 2012 How does he shave? KryptoNair! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted December 12, 2012 Hey, uh, Mr. Steel? Yeah, hey look - great outfit and whatnot, but it's just - well, I mean "steel" was really strong back in the day - you know, when people used terms like "Hamburger Sandwich" and all, but now, there's a new guy in town, you might have heard of him? Mr. Depleted Uranium? Yeah, him and his pal Captain Titanium, well, it's just that you seem like a good guy and all, it's just that ya know, there's been some changes. More powerful than a locomotive is a bit like being speedier than the Pony Express. And hey, look, I know you may think I'm piling on, but I LIKE you, I really do. It's just that - the whole clear glasses thing as a disguise? Ain't fooling anybody. I mean, Lebron James does the same thing at press conferences and it's not like we're all - "What the hizeck? Where'd Lebron go?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
