Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted September 12, 2018 Your mom just blew me. Actually, did the Mrs before leaving for work this morning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted September 12, 2018 Mine is in pre rag. Seems like the entire rag process takes over a week. Sore beewbs for a few days before the tsunami, etc. really inconvenient. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,400 Posted September 12, 2018 wait, what did your Wife tell you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted September 13, 2018 Mine is in pre rag. Seems like the entire rag process takes over a week. Sore beewbs for a few days before the tsunami, etc. really inconvenient. While the front door is being painted, use the back door. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 830 Posted September 13, 2018 Your mom says hi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 830 Posted September 13, 2018 While the front door is being painted, use the back door. You don't dip in the ketchup ?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted September 13, 2018 You don't dip in the ketchup ?? Not usually, but I certainly have. I also have dipped in the chocolate sauce, but the preference is to just have your mom blow me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,902 Posted September 13, 2018 St Patrick's day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 830 Posted September 13, 2018 St Patrick's day. What was his name ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,079 Posted September 13, 2018 St Patrick's day. You poor Bastatrdbunny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted September 13, 2018 Actually, did the Mrs before leaving for work this morning. So did we. Sincerely, The Jets 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,874 Posted September 13, 2018 Your mom says hi Im just glad at least one Geek likes overweight 70 year old women. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted September 13, 2018 So did we. Sincerely, The Jets I hope they did not mind my sloppy seconds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted September 13, 2018 Im just glad at least one Geek likes overweight 70 year old women. Your mom gives a great gumjob, though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,512 Posted September 13, 2018 St Patrick's day. What was his name ? connor fitzbunny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted September 13, 2018 What was his name ? Lou Skunt Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,629 Posted September 13, 2018 Your mom gives a great gumjob, though. Best piece of gum I ever had. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,629 Posted September 13, 2018 Well, let's see. They just announced that Princess Diana had died... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gepetto 976 Posted September 13, 2018 3x last Sunday and a bj - all from a woman. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reality 2,710 Posted September 13, 2018 3x last Sunday and a bj - all from a woman. Road Trip (underrated comedy) - "Well thats me out coz i had SEX last nite, with a girl!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,874 Posted September 13, 2018 Road Trip (underrated comedy) - "Well thats me out coz i had SEX last nite, with a girl!" r/ihavesex Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,079 Posted September 13, 2018 3x last Sunday and a bj - all from a woman. You still doing the online dating thing? We haven't had an update in quite some time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gepetto 976 Posted September 13, 2018 You still doing the online dating thing? We haven't had an update in quite some time. I've had a gf for a year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,874 Posted September 13, 2018 I've had a gf for a year. If youre getting laid 3x and a BJ on one Sunday you should put a ring on that girl now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,079 Posted September 13, 2018 If youre getting laid 3x and a BJ on one Sunday you should put a ring on that girl now. Why would he want to make that stop? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,874 Posted September 13, 2018 Why would he want to make that stop? Good point. Why is the bride always smiling? She just gave her last blowjob. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,940 Posted September 13, 2018 A week ago, pre period. Wife started things off with a beej. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gepetto 976 Posted September 13, 2018 That was after a long dry spell and breaking up with her. She always comes right back the very next day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,149 Posted September 13, 2018 If youre getting laid 3x and a BJ on one Sunday you should put a ring on that girl now. Why would he want to make that stop? By "ring" I think he means an iron ring around her neck, chained to the wall. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 3,994 Posted September 13, 2018 5 minutes ago....client just focked me. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert 1,087 Posted September 14, 2018 Last night and again this morning before work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted September 15, 2018 Good point. Why is the bride always smiling? She just gave her last blowjob. What food immediately causes weight gain, loss of rationality, and kills female sex drive? Wedding cake. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,902 Posted September 15, 2018 You poor Bastatrdbunny. Got the divorce papers yesterday. I'm now free to fawk anything that moves. They're lining up at the bar. It's all good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted September 15, 2018 Got the divorce papers yesterday. I'm now free to fawk anything that moves. They're lining up at the bar. It's all good. Give em hell soldier. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trumpurethra 42 Posted September 15, 2018 Wednesday night, chick I met other day at the lickher store. Chatting in the aisles Monday afternoon she gave me her digits, we hooked up for a drink Wednesday night. Went back to my place and banged. She got up right afterward, thanked me, and said hit me up sometime. Nice, I like this one 36 DD, fake titties. She got a little extra around the middle but not too bad. Then Thursday night my current "girlfriend" came over. Great sex, always is, hence why she is my girlfriend. Followed by about an hour of b!tchin and nagging. Which is probably going to lead to me losing her number eventually. But man the sex is off the chain. 34D, nice fake titties and a size 1. Perfect body. Too bad she got an attitude to match or I might seriously consider settling down. Livin the dream Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lickin_starfish 1,477 Posted September 15, 2018 Last night. My wife sat up on the back of the sofa and gave me a shoulder massage while we watched TV. She does that almost every night. I rewarded her in the bedroom. I let her suck it, then put her through the paces until she was a quivering, thankful, little mess of a woman. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
