jvirne

Hey man, good hearing from you. Trogdor is going to be learning how to drive in a couple weeks. How you been doing? BTW - I still have the guild that you and your Danish buddies made. I'm the lone member. I feel so important.

Who is this? Did you post under a different name back in the day?

I miss this guy too. Hey @edjr, the other day I fired up Guild Wars and started playing. A couple years back I fired it up and got my son an account. Remember, back when we played he was a baby in the background? Now he's a teenager and we played together. Damn it's been a long time since I visited this site. I'm amazed some of the old timers are still here.

You called?

jvirne

Disappointing. I thought I was going to see a pic of edjr and pat meeting, with ed high on 'e' and humping his leg or something.

Awesome. I always knew this place would find a way into the national news. My bets were on an edjr underage prostitution ring, but this is so much better.

How's this for a quick summary. I'm still playing Guild Wars now and then...mostly because my 7 year old son loves it, so we play together.

I could care more about this post.

God damn Joseph Gatt is one creepy looking mofo. He has to be the guy playing the death priest in the temple that Aria goes to.

In the name of all that is manly, I want to smack you upside the head with a giant black .

I'm new to this thread. Update me. Did anyone mention that John Snow was killed yet? Or that Tyion's wife wasn't a prostitute and Jaimee knew and let his dad's guards gangbang her in front of Tyrion anyway? Or that Sansa disembowels Joffery the night of his wedding, right before he's assassinated by his mother?

I could care less about this thread, I'm just amazed that Phillybear is still alive. Who else had him killing himself (intentionally or not) by 2010? Congrats, PB! You're still running the hamster wheel with the rest of us.

Is this where we talk smack and post dancing bananas and stuff?

Her number one fan was was originally infatuated with teen actress Traci Lords. He sent her used condoms pressed in copies of La Vita Nuova. He sent her regurgitated chocolates. He sent her love poems made from blacking out select words in FBI Most Wanted profiles. He followed her around San Fernando Valley State College and slipped his poems under her dorm door until Ms. Lords had a restraining order placed on him. Dejected, he made plans to shoot Reagan, but Roy Hinkley Jr. beat him to it. He slipped into a decade long depression, coming out of his house only for deliveries of Dominoes pizzas and his nightly 3am ritualistic defecation on his neighbor's lawn. Then he saw Jackie on That 70s Show and found new purpose. His living room is currently divided and subdivided by cardboard walls with threads thumbtacked to points that trace the origin of Mila Kunis' breast growth. He expects a conclusion to be discovered any day now.