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2011 Draft
1.02 2. Boston Cheatriots Jones, Julio ATL WR ® Wed Aug 3 9:52:26 a.m. ET 2011 149.40 :cry:
2.10 22. Boston Cheatriots Rudolph, Kyle MIN TE ® Fri Aug 5 9:44:58 a.m. ET 2011 42.90
2013 Draft
3.03 27. Asomugha to Mouth Kelce, Travis KCC TE ® Thu Aug 8 9:20:09 a.m. ET 2013 -
2015 Draft
1.12 12. I quit Ajayi, Jay MIA RB ® Tue Aug 4 8:41:34 a.m. ET 2015 42.70 you CBF you .
2.01 13. I quit Funchess, Devin CAR WR ® Tue Aug 4 8:42:40 a.m. ET 2015 107.30 Don't ever offer me another trade you slimy shyster.
2.02 14. I quit Mariota, Marcus TEN QB ® Tue Aug 4 8:42:58 a.m. ET 2015 245.29 off.
2016 Draft
1.03 3. I quit Henry, Derrick TEN RB ® Mon Aug 1 8:49:44 a.m. ET 2016 105.70 Draft was supposed to start today, cunts.
1.08 8. I quit Thomas, Michael NOS WR ® Mon Aug 1 11:15:09 p.m. ET 2016 257.70 Pick made based on Pre-Draft List

 

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Paging GoColts...

 

:lol:

 

you mean drafting 3 colt rookies every year isn't a recipe for success? even if some are linemen?:

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Dear followers,

 

Drafting.....it is without a doubt the conservative path to becoming slightly above average...this is truth. But victory favors the bold. Your El Padrino eats bold moves for breakfast. Trades take balls. The El makes trades.

 

2017 - 5 trades thus far, when the league has made 21 trades. These trades include the acquisition of Julio Jones.

2016 - 12 trades, when the league as a whole made 28 trades. These trades include the acquisitions of Antonio Brown, Amari Cooper, Rob Gronkowski, Brandon Marshall, and Golden Taint.

2015 - 5 trades, when the league as a whole made 12 trades. These trades include the acquisitions of Dez Bryant, Ben Roethlisberger, and Jimmy Graham

2014 - 3 trades, when the league as a whole only made 13 trades.

2013 - 4 trades when the league as a whole only made 11 trades. These trades include the acquisitions of Phillip Rivers and Brandon Marshall.

2012 - 5 trades, when the league as a whole only made 8 trades.These trades include the acquisitions of Aaron Rodgers and Antonio Gates.

2011 - 3 trades, when the league as a whole only made 12 trades.

2010 - 6 trades when the league as a whole only made 18 trades.

2009 - 3 trades when the league as a whole only made 17 trades.

2008 - 1 trade when the league as a whole only made 8 trades.

 

Summarized, your Padrino is the greatest wheeler and dealer in the history of existence. 47 of our league's 148 trades have involved the franchise of the gods. One franchise involved in 32% of trades. Have I won them all? Probably. Has every single player acquired by my team been thrilled beyond belief to join the boldest franchise in existence? Definitely. Am I the best looking? Assuredly.

 

The El Padrino does applaud the massive jumps in trading that have occurred over the past 2 seasons. Its obvious that this is a bi-product of The El Era. Glory necessitates imitation. But this brings to mind the saying often imitated, yet never duplicated, which is a phrase first heard several seasons ago when scholars were discussing The Els fantasy football exploits. These wise and possibly ancient scholars knew that the path to glory was via the bold move, and the path to 4th place finishes is safely maintained through the conservative draft principles engaged in by sweet Ed. These scholars knew, as you all now know as well.

 

I love you all,

The Die Nasty El Padrino

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I'll have to go by blind faith in The El Padrino since I havn't seen any concrete proof of excellence. Consider that a huge compliment as I am not a man of faith.

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Ahh looks like I might have a challenge. I have been involved in 75% of all trades in my leagues the last 3 years. 2 years ago I made at least 1 trade a week

I'm involved in 80 rejections a week

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im invloved in at least 37 rejections of the same trade from FBN :P

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can't win em all :D

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