wiffleball 4,639 Posted June 9, 2018 Unlike like tonight of course. Hey, it's only 3:30 in the morning. I'm sure I'll fall asleep any minute now. So, the weather has been really hot lately. So I leave the front door open screen closed. And I'm napping downstairs the other afternoon with my window open. Presumably kindly old dude Tromps up my stairs, knocks on the door. I don't register anything because I'm half asleep. He does so again. Apparently doesn't get the hint. Sir? Is anybody there? I promise I'm not here to sell you anything! ...which means he's a forking mormon... Half awake, absent-mindedly I say mostly to myself but apparently loud enough to be heard. "Then go the away God damn Jesus Freak." Leaves.... Swear to God I didn't think about my window being open. Pretty sure that's going to show up on my permanent record. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted June 9, 2018 Try having sex Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,627 Posted June 9, 2018 Try having sex You come here every morning babbling and rarely get a reply from anyone. Ever wonder why? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted June 9, 2018 You come here every morning babbling and rarely get a reply from anyone. Ever wonder why? No. I don't really care all that much. I throw something out. If someone responds cool. If not, cool. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted June 9, 2018 Two thirds of your posts you could easily start, Dear Diary... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted June 9, 2018 Two thirds of your posts you could easily start, Dear Diary... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,144 Posted June 9, 2018 Two thirds of your posts you could easily start, Dear Diary here's what's wrong with black people... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,639 Posted June 9, 2018 Two thirds of your posts you could easily start, Dear Diary here's what's wrong with black people... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,890 Posted June 9, 2018 My wife swears by melatonin. I am asleep within 5 minutes of the light going out 99% of the time. Alcohol can mess up my sleep though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted June 9, 2018 Maybe u have sleep apnea Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 3,578 Posted June 10, 2018 maybe its cause Trump is living rent free in your head Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,639 Posted June 10, 2018 maybe its cause Trump is living rent free in your head Wouldn't be the first lease payments he couldn't make. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SenatorRock 708 Posted June 10, 2018 Don't you live in CO? Go get you some of dem der gummie bears. Or some vape oil. That puts me to sleep like a baby. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROCKFORD 134 Posted June 10, 2018 posting less may help. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,639 Posted June 11, 2018 posting less may help. Clicking less is an option Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted June 11, 2018 Two thirds of your posts you could easily start, Dear Diary... I prefer to think of it... Captains log... stardate 2018. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,325 Posted June 11, 2018 I prefer to think of it... Captains log... stardate 2018. You said "log" hehehehe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,639 Posted June 11, 2018 I prefer to think of it... Captains log... stardate 2018. Number one! Come see the size of my number two! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SenatorRock 708 Posted June 12, 2018 You found anything that works? I've tried mass quantities of IPAs with different combinations of benadryl, nyquil, zzzquil, carbs. Still can't fall asleep before 5am. I really need to either head over to Mexico and stock up on xanax or head over to Durango and stock up on some recreational products. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,639 Posted June 12, 2018 Still up. True story. I nodded off on the couch watching something about Windsor Castle. And woke up because sumbitch was randomly yelling or moaning or whatever. Was really getting on my nerves. My head a jerk up and then I doze off again. Finally, she woke me for good. Apparently, softcore porn was on after Windsor Castle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted June 12, 2018 You found anything that works? I've tried mass quantities of IPAs with different combinations of benadryl, nyquil, zzzquil, carbs. Still can't fall asleep before 5am. I really need to either head over to Mexico and stock up on xanax or head over to Durango and stock up on some recreational products. Alcohol makes sleep worse for me. I tried an IPA from Three Floyd's called Zombie Dust. One of the original IPAs that blew people's minds because of the citrus hoppy flavor. Then I tried another local brewery Brickstone. Their Pale Ale is one of the smoothest PAs I have had. It didn't keep me sleeping as long as I needed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROCKFORD 134 Posted June 12, 2018 i sleep like a baby. i have heard that i snore Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
