wiffleball 4,617 Posted April 21, 2017 I still don't know how blind people know when to stop wiping their ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,140 Posted April 21, 2017 I'm naked, wet, and sleepy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,258 Posted April 22, 2017 Mars is a planet inhabited entirely by robots Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,140 Posted April 22, 2017 Mars is a planet inhabited entirely by robots Mars needs women. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,258 Posted April 22, 2017 You can't hang yourself in space Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,258 Posted April 22, 2017 Do we really need the word queue? Can't we just use the letter? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,258 Posted April 22, 2017 Why doesn't bounty make a tampon ??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,258 Posted April 22, 2017 If there was a bridge from the U.K. to the U.S. what side would we drive on? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,258 Posted April 22, 2017 Last one. As a dude that masturbates I've probably had more jizz on me than any girl Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,617 Posted April 22, 2017 Knowing what I know about both Exo- and Endo- thermic actions, I am totally flummoxed as to why I shiver when I pee, but sweat when I poo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,258 Posted April 22, 2017 I still don't know how blind people know when to stop wiping their ass. Well done Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,617 Posted April 22, 2017 Definitely a universal (guy) shower question: Why do guys have nipples? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted April 22, 2017 Mars is a planet inhabited entirely by robotsHumans have inhabited 1 planet, robots have inhabited 4. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shovelheadt 60 Posted April 22, 2017 My wife really hates the word moist Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,617 Posted April 22, 2017 My wife really hates the word moist So weird. I actually in know women who feel the same way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 917 Posted April 22, 2017 Where da white women at? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 917 Posted April 22, 2017 My wife really hates the word moist I knew a few women who cringe when they hear it. I try to say it as much as possible when I'm around them to prove how stupid it is Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,886 Posted April 22, 2017 Those tampons have more use than one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,617 Posted April 22, 2017 My wife really hates the word moist Turns out this is actually a thing. Google women hate the word moist. There is actually a Facebook page dedicated to this and a bunch of different articles. They also hate the word panties and squirt. I'm sensing a trend here.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,258 Posted April 22, 2017 Turns out this is actually a thing. Google women hate the word moist. There is actually a Facebook page dedicated to this and a bunch of different articles. They also hate the word panties and squirt. I'm sensing a trend here.. Why am I not shocked?? "More than 2,400 people were asked to complete questionnaires over the course of five experiments, with initial results revealing almost 18 per cent of people did have an aversion to the word 'moist'. Furthermore, the results showed that aversion was more likely to affect young, neurotic women" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,258 Posted April 22, 2017 Turns out this is actually a thing. Google women hate the word moist. There is actually a Facebook page dedicated to this and a bunch of different articles. They also hate the word panties and squirt. I'm sensing a trend here.. I remember Kirsten Dunst once saying she hated the word panties Never liked her after that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,940 Posted April 22, 2017 My wife really hates the word moist The way Eddie Murphy (as the old lady) says it in the Nutty Professor never fails to crack me up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,617 Posted April 22, 2017 ...but who buys 99% of all moisturizer? Nutty Broads. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted April 22, 2017 Why is vudu so jealous and envious of others? If he makes six figures working from home shouldn't he be happy? Instead all I see is a lonely man yearning for attention, fun, friends, and acceptance Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,617 Posted April 22, 2017 Why is vudu so jealous and envious of others? If he makes six figures working from home shouldn't he be happy? Instead all I see is a lonely man yearning for attention, fun, friends, and acceptance You think of Vudu in the shower? Creepy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 830 Posted April 22, 2017 It's not going to suck itself Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted April 22, 2017 You think of Vudu in the shower? Creepy. And on the toilet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted April 22, 2017 Why is vudu so jealous and envious of others? If he makes six figures working from home shouldn't he be happy? Instead all I see is a lonely man yearning for attention, fun, friends, and acceptance No dog in this fight, but you're the one who has been caught in multiple lies. That seems like a textbook case of yearning for attention and acceptance. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kopy 488 Posted April 22, 2017 Wait... did I already wash my ass?Man who goes to bed with ichy butt, wakes up with stinky finger. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted April 22, 2017 No dog in this fight, but you're the one who has been caught in multiple lies. That seems like a textbook case of yearning for attention and acceptance. No I haven't and I wouldn't take advice from someone who literally eats sh1t and gets smacked all over the place by every member here HTH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 2,695 Posted April 22, 2017 Man who goes to bed with ichy butt, wakes up with stinky finger.Man who stands on toilet is high on pot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 830 Posted April 22, 2017 No I haven't and I wouldn't take advice from someone who literally eats sh1t and gets smacked all over the place by every member here HTH You are the butt of the joke and gets smacked around Gomer. I just think you are too stupid to see that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,294 Posted April 22, 2017 No wonder there are so many forest fires. Only I can prevent them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shovelheadt 60 Posted April 22, 2017 So weird. I actually in know women who feel the same way. She hates the word penetration as well. My 24 year old daughter f's with her constantly, weaving both words into sentences as much as possible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted April 22, 2017 She hates the word penetration as well. My 24 year old daughter f's with her constantly, weaving both words into sentences as much as possible. Had a girl who hated the word moist so of course we had to fock with her by dropping it in conversation occasional lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,140 Posted April 22, 2017 Mars is a planet inhabited entirely by robots Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kopy 488 Posted April 23, 2017 Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids.Of course not. It's cold as hell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted April 24, 2017 No I haven't and I wouldn't take advice from someone who literally eats sh1t and gets smacked all over the place by every member here HTH I didn't offer you advice. I told you that you're a known liar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted April 24, 2017 I didn't offer you advice. I told you that you're a known liar. A lot better than being known as a sh1t eater and having the whole board hate me HTH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted April 24, 2017 A lot better than being known as a sh1t eater and having the whole board hate me HTH Nah. Only the conservatives do. Because I lay down a whoopin' every day. And my girl had her period this week. There was no oral at all. But this week promises to be a good one. Either way, there's nothing worse than being known as the board liar. Especially trying to convince people you're a doctor to impress them. ROFL So sad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites