Conversation with the GF Thursday night.

[Strike 3,947]

So, we're at the Broncos game Thursday night. She is from Rhode Island and a huge Pats fan. I've told her in the past she can't wear Pats jerseys around the house or to games. She doesn't own one so it's mostly in fun.

 

Her: I do have to get a Pats Jersey.

Me: Well, you can't wear it around the house or to games. I suppose you could wear it to work.

Her: Hey, lots of couples have friendly rivalries.

Me: Lots of couples have Anal Sex.

Her: So if I give up the Anal I can wear a Pats jersey?

Me: Yeah, while we're doing the Anal.

 

 

[kutulu 1,542]

You sound like a controlling doosh. Props to the anal strategy though.

[shotsup 830]

#winning

[The Moz 69]

So, we're at the Broncos game Thursday night. She is from Rhode Island and a huge Pats fan. I've told her in the past she can't wear Pats jerseys around the house or to games. She doesn't own one so it's mostly in fun.

 

Her: I do have to get a Pats Jersey.

Me: Well, you can't wear it around the house or to games. I suppose you could wear it to work.

Her: Hey, lots of couples have friendly rivalries.

Me: Lots of couples have Anal Sex.

Her: So if I give up the Anal I can wear a Pats jersey?

Me: Yeah, while we're doing the Anal.

 

 

Astro glide -- use the entire bottle and only have the anal after eating a big Messican meal. Have fun.

[Geezil 24]

It's not as much fun as you might imagine. Does she already own a strap on or were you two planning on using her doldo and some duct tape?

[NorthernVike 2,079]

It's not as much fun as you might imagine. Does she already own a strap on or were you two planning on using her doldo and some duct tape?

See ass hole, that is how it's done. One response. As a bounus, it was even a little funny.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,909]

Buy her a Hernandez jersey.

[Mile High Drunk 13]

So what did she say?

[Strike 3,947]

So what did she say?

Pretty much ended there. Pretty sure she's not giving up the anal. She's indicated a desire to get a Broncos Welker jersey. Maybe that'll be our compromise.

[IGotWorms 3,300]

Pretty much ended there. Pretty sure she's not giving up the anal. She's indicated a desire to get a Broncos Welker jersey. Maybe that'll be our compromise.

Will you "allow" her to wear that around the house?

[Strike 3,947]

So what did she say?

She just got home so I told her you asked. She told my to, quote "Go F Myself.......Dear" and laughed.

 

[smashmouths@blf 33]

I love reading a good fictional story.

[IGotWorms 3,300]

I love reading a good fictional story.

Why is it so hard to believe Strike would take his blow-up doll to the Broncos game? Dude does seem a little "off"

[Mile High Drunk 13]

She just got home so I told her you asked. She told my to, quote "Go F Myself.......Dear" and laughed.

 

 

Give her some time to reconsider. If I were you, I would let her wear your HS Football jersey or get a Broncos jersey with "Strike" on the back if she isn't gonna give up the ass.

[Mile High Drunk 13]

Why is it so hard to believe Strike would take his blow-up doll to the Broncos game? Dude does seem a little "off"

I saw him at the game with the "gf". She blows up nice and I called sloppy seconds.

[Strike 3,947]

Why is it so hard to believe Strike would take his blow-up doll to the Broncos game? Dude does seem a little "off"

Wow, can't believe you'd go there. I can only imagine what your COW looks like. I mean, she married a horrible attorney who could only get a job in FOCKING ALASKA. How pathetic is that?

 

[IGotWorms 3,300]

Wow, can't believe you'd go there. I can only imagine what your COW looks like. I mean, she married a horrible attorney who could only get a job in FOCKING ALASKA. How pathetic is that?

 

And yet, I "let" her wear whatever she wants around the house. 'Cuz I'm a nice guy like that.

 

Looks like my gal won out over your blowup doll

[MDC 5,877]

So, we're at the Broncos game Thursday night. She is from Rhode Island and a huge Pats fan. I've told her in the past she can't wear Pats jerseys around the house or to games. She doesn't own one so it's mostly in fun.

 

Her: I do have to get a Pats Jersey.

Me: Well, you can't wear it around the house or to games. I suppose you could wear it to work.

Her: Hey, lots of couples have friendly rivalries.

Me: Lots of couples have Anal Sex.

Her: So if I give up the Anal I can wear a Pats jersey?

Me: Yeah, while we're doing the Anal.

 

 

Are you gonna make her wear a Gronk mask too?

[IronToe Nedney 0]

I don't think they sell jerseys that large.

[IGotWorms 3,300]

I don't think they sell jerseys that large.

Maybe they make a wind sail or parachute that could be altered in to a jersey of sorts?

[Quickolas1 80]

this Lars and the Real Girl ?

[parrot 789]

Yeah, as someone who has done it, definitely don't wear a Pats jersey to Invesco. Too many Broncos fans wired just a little too tight. Never seen so many classless jackasses in one place.

[patweisers44 697]

Yeah, as someone who has done it, definitely don't wear a Pats jersey to Invesco. Too many Broncos fans wired just a little too tight. Never seen so many classless jackasses in one place.

Philly and Cleveland would have to be 1b and 1c then.

[TimmySmith 2,782]

I am pretty sure that this same scenario is the only way that anyone is allowed to wear a Cowboy jersey.

[drobeski 3,061]

I always pegged giantsfan as the guy in the relationship. Go figure.

[Herbivore 904]

I am pretty sure that this same scenario is the only way that anyone is allowed to wear a Cowboy jersey.