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#1 Giants Fan

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Posted 21 September 2013 - 01:17 AM

For me, it's pretty much Selma Blair in a pony tail.

 

Short brunette, thin, boob size not important, but usually small if I also expect a little, tight ass and naturally tanned skin.

 

I also like smart and cynical ... Garafalo is OK ... but something about Ellen Page freaks me out. She SHOULD meet all my requirements ... but I'm not down.


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Posted 21 September 2013 - 01:28 AM

Selma Blair: Yes.

Selma Hayek: Yes.

Mila Kunis: Does that make me a pedo?

Lacey Chabert: Are you freakin kidding me? YES!

Natalie Portman: Should have a smaller ass for her height, and seems kinda weird.

Ellen Page: Seems 100% psycho. Scares me.


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Posted 21 September 2013 - 03:43 AM

Honestly. Perfect? Girl I know, and has a twin too. She's half Japanese and half Indian ... and rich. Semi-famous. I don't care about that. I told her, just marry me ... come live on my ranch in AZ ... and you never hafta work again, but she is ambitious. She's 10 years younger than me ... she's out of my league, as is her twin sister.

 

 

Would marry either one. Really cool girls.


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Posted 21 September 2013 - 05:12 AM

I dunno what it is ... with little Asian girls and tall blonde white boys like myself ... but yeah ... that's what I want.

 

Older than me, and not into white boys ... but I always liked:

 

 

Ummm .... yes please.


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Posted 21 September 2013 - 06:43 AM

Your friend Miki is definitely cute.  Seems really cool.  I get the same vibe from Ellen Page.  She would be great to have as a friend but if you ever dated her and she got mad I would be afraid to go to sleep.



#6 joeshushu

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Posted 21 September 2013 - 08:55 PM

I am not to picky. I like drop dead gorgeous who can't keep her hands off me. Seriously, I am liking that Molly Quinn type. I guess it is something about the red heads lately for me. On a side note I think I am turning more into your altar ego. I just moved in with mom about to lose my job and I have Trent Richardson and Bradshaw on my fantasy team this year too.

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Posted 21 September 2013 - 08:59 PM

I'm partial to the kind that will Fock me. So basically women with poor self esteem and a drinking problem.

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Posted 22 September 2013 - 06:50 PM

or any chick named ..........SELMA!!!!  :doh:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

SB is totally hot though :thumbsup:


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Posted 23 September 2013 - 12:09 AM

asian. petite. 



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Posted 23 September 2013 - 01:50 PM

I am not to picky. I like drop dead gorgeous who can't keep her hands off me. Seriously, I am liking that Molly Quinn type. I guess it is something about the red heads lately for me. On a side note I think I am turning more into your altar ego. I just moved in with mom about to lose my job and I have Trent Richardson and Bradshaw on my fantasy team this year too.


My advice is to start drinking heavily.
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Posted 23 September 2013 - 05:03 PM

A poosay, titties, and low moral standards  :bandana:


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#12 joeshushu

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Posted 23 September 2013 - 11:18 PM

My advice is to start drinking heavily.


I have Decker too. It's over for me and I have started to drink heavily.

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 01:35 AM

I have Decker too. It's over for me and I have started to drink heavily.

 

You might wanna check your score.


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 06:33 AM

Transgender homecoming "Queens"



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Posted 24 September 2013 - 07:14 AM

Your mom. Did it really take this long?  


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 07:20 AM

MOOOOOOOO 


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 08:01 AM

:unsure:

What are you trying to do. Get me raped by some muslum?


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#18 drobeski

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 08:03 AM

What are you trying to do. Get me raped by some muslum?

At least it will be a peaceful rape

#19 joeshushu

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 08:03 AM

You might wanna check your score.


Nope should have played Bradshaw instead of TR. Didn't have the brains to figure Bradshaw would want to make his own statement regarding the trade. Lost by ten instead of winning by five but it was encouraging to see Decker do better.

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 08:17 AM

At least it will be a peaceful rape

:D


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 11:58 AM

Short, no teef, and a flat head


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 12:05 PM

Short, no teef, and a flat head

That turns into a pizza and a six pack at midnight


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#23 NewbieJr

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 12:33 PM

Swallowers. Not moody.    I don't ask for much.


Mine is small, but the head spins.

#24 IGotWorms

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Posted 09 October 2017 - 06:31 PM

Selma Blair: Yes.
Selma Hayek: Yes.
Mila Kunis: Does that make me a pedo?
Lacey Chabert: Are you freakin kidding me? YES!
Natalie Portman: Should have a smaller ass for her height, and seems kinda weird.
Ellen Page: Seems 100% psycho. Scares me.


Wiffleball likes Lacey Chabert too

#25 rholio

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Posted 09 October 2017 - 06:33 PM

Wiffleball likes Lacey Chabert too


You don't?
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#26 wiffleball

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Posted 09 October 2017 - 06:36 PM

Wiffleball likes Lacey Chabert too


Yeah, but I, like her After Puberty.
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#27 wiffleball

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Posted 09 October 2017 - 06:38 PM

You don't?


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Posted 09 October 2017 - 06:38 PM


Another Dumb fvcking post by frank. :wave:

 

 

 

 

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Posted 09 October 2017 - 06:39 PM


Another Dumb fvcking post by frank. :wave:

 

 

 

 

"If I could start my life all over again, I would be a professional football player, and you damn well better believe I would be a Pittsburgh Steeler."

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#30 wiffleball

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Posted 09 October 2017 - 06:40 PM

Your friend Miki is definitely cute.  Seems really cool.  I get the same vibe from Ellen Page.  She would be great to have as a friend but if you ever dated her and she got mad I would be afraid to go to sleep.


There's a movie called hard candy with Ellen Page. I swear, she couldn't have been more than 16 when they shot it. It's all about her getting Vengeance on a pedophile. Pretty sure Giants fan would have nightmares the rest of his life after that movie.

And no, she looks like a dude. Totally androgynous
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#31 IGotWorms

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Posted 09 October 2017 - 06:41 PM

You don't?


Yes but not to the point of randomly referencing her. Just playing detective here

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Posted 09 October 2017 - 06:44 PM

Porky blonde devils with confidence and inabitions left to set to my standards and the where with all to understand she's replaceable.

All my flavors are guranteed to satisfy.


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Posted 09 October 2017 - 06:44 PM

Yes but not to the point of randomly referencing her. Just playing detective here


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Posted 09 October 2017 - 06:45 PM

Porky blonde devils with confidence and inabitions left to set to my standards and the where with all to understand she's replaceable.


I really hope you meant perky.
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Posted 09 October 2017 - 06:48 PM

I like big butts and I cannot lie.

Another Dumb fvcking post by frank. :wave:

 

 

 

 

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#36 iam90sbaby

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Posted 09 October 2017 - 06:54 PM

He even types focked up like wiff. I dont know who GF even is but reading his posts are strikingly similar to wiff. Seems like its wiff attempting to type different but he cant hide the random unexpained capatizlations, random punctuation and the sheer randomness and clutteredness of his posts. Its definitely the same dude.

#37 wiffleball

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Posted 09 October 2017 - 06:58 PM

He even types focked up like wiff. I dont know who GF even is but reading his posts are strikingly similar to wiff. Seems like its wiff attempting to type different but he cant hide the random unexpained capatizlations, random punctuation and the sheer randomness and clutteredness of his posts. Its definitely the same dude.


You don't know who he is, but I'm def him. Lol

I remember how many folks lost their absolute shiit when I decided to start writing stanza Style. Too funny.
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#38 IGotWorms

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Posted 09 October 2017 - 07:06 PM

You don't know who he is, but I'm def him. Lol

I remember how many folks lost their absolute shiit when I decided to start writing stanza Style. Too funny.


That was pretty funny :thumbsup:

#39 BunnysBastatrds

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Posted 09 October 2017 - 07:08 PM

I really hope you meant perky.


Porky.....Me and Lane Bryant are tight. Actually, she's tight and my fingers find similar differences in the universe you have yet to find. I'd say explore, but that gives someone like yourself to much credit.

All my flavors are guranteed to satisfy.


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Posted 09 October 2017 - 07:48 PM

Kiera Knightley

https://www.google.c...iact=mrc&uact=8

Genie Bouchard

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Sandra Bullock

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Caroline Wozniacki

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Alex Morgan

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Petite Athletic women were always my types.