NorthernVike 2,079 Posted November 30, 2018 Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 830 Posted November 30, 2018 Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris. Donald Trump Fixed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted November 30, 2018 Keyser Soze wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,452 Posted November 30, 2018 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,079 Posted November 30, 2018 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,079 Posted November 30, 2018 For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,452 Posted November 30, 2018 Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sderk 1,040 Posted November 30, 2018 Chuck Norris was birthed at the time he was conceived. He didn't need 9 months to get ready to take on the world. Ok. I've just been making these up now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the s is ilent 69 Posted December 1, 2018 Chuck Norris built a time machine and traveled back in time to stop the JFK assassination. Using his beard to deflect the bullets from their intended target caused JFKs head to exploded in sheer amazement. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nomad99 398 Posted December 1, 2018 They tried Chuck Norris toilet paper....but it wouldn't take sh*t from anyone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 830 Posted December 1, 2018 Chuck Norris is now the toughest American since GWB has passed away. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sderk 1,040 Posted December 4, 2018 Chuck Norris' lottery purchases pay out immediately. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sderk 1,040 Posted December 5, 2018 Chuck Norris has turned gay men straight. Just by saying "be a man". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,452 Posted December 5, 2018 When the Hulk gets angry....he turns into Chuck Norris Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sderk 1,040 Posted December 5, 2018 Chick Norris was once a prison guard. Every prisoner in that prison was later cited for good behavior. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,552 Posted December 5, 2018 Chick Norris was once a prison guard. Every prisoner in that prison was later cited for good behavior. Yours suck. FYI Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sderk 1,040 Posted December 5, 2018 Yours suck. FYI Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted December 6, 2018 There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,452 Posted December 6, 2018 Ghosts are the result of Chuck Norris killing people faster than death can process them Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sderk 1,040 Posted December 6, 2018 Chuck once faced a gang that was pissed He was armed with only his fists He called out to all "Let's start this whole brawl" But the gang chose to cease and desist I wasted 10 minutes of my life making that one up. I'm feeling a bit like MDC at the moment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,782 Posted December 6, 2018 The C in Einstein's Theory of Relativity stands for Chuck Norris. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,874 Posted December 6, 2018 Chuck once faced a gang that was pissed He was armed with only his fists He called out to all "Let's start this whole brawl" But the gang chose to cease and desist What happened to that thread you started about me yesterday? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sderk 1,040 Posted December 6, 2018 What happened to that thread you started about me yesterday? I deleted it. I'm over it dude. I'll just let the other one sit out there and let you and yours get together and whine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,079 Posted December 6, 2018 Chuck Norris hit peefoam once and turned him into sderk. Proving not even Chuck Norris could knock some sense into him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sderk 1,040 Posted December 6, 2018 Chuck Norris hit peefoam once and turned him into sderk. Proving not even Chuck Norris could knock some sense into him. You are useless. Even Chuck Norris couldn't prove that fact wrong. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,079 Posted December 6, 2018 You are useless. Even Chuck Norris couldn't prove that fact wrong. Come on now. Don't get your panties in a bunch. My post was funny and you know it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
