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Guess the Geek Tuesday 4-1-14 Reveal- NewbieJr

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A. I didn't know that John Oates was blonde as a child.

B. I didn't know he posted here.

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newbie's been an attention his whole life

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Newbie and friends doing their best Z Boys of Dogtown impression.

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Well, I am guessing that posty and GFIAFP have rubbed themselves raw after looking at this little boy.

 

I always thought Bozo the clown died his hair red. This merely proves it. My only other guess is Ronald McDonald. :dunno:

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Newbie in a before shot of the before/after pictures in an advertisment for Joe Weiders Weight Gain 2000 Powder

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A tow headed jewfro... That certainly IS an enigma. :dunno:

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A tow headed jewfro... That certainly IS an enigma. :dunno:

:first:

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:first:

If Hitler were alive today, imagine his dilemma...

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If Hitler were alive today, imagine his dilemma...

You owe me a new keybored biotch. :lol:

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Is that brown tuxedo made out of corduroy?

 

Imagine the swish-swish sound it makes as our geek is walking up to the altar to receive the priest's "offering".

 

ETA-I'm changing my vote. This has to be Newbie. None of you have this type of impeccable fashion style except him.

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kevin bacon before the nose job

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kevin bacon before the nose job

excuse me...love child of kevin bacon and woody harrleson

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There's so much wrong in that picture, I don't know where to start...

For starters, that you're not snuggled up to him on the couch?

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For starters, that you're not snuggled up to him on the couch?

 

Even my presence can't fix this one.

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OM-f'ing-G, you flaming home-soxual!

 

I can see the question rolling in an endless loop in Newbie's head as he sits on Grandma's new couch waiting for Carlo to pick him up and take him to his favorite club, Funky Fellas:

 

"If I take the facial but leave my mouth closed, it's not as gay, right?"

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After having his application to join the Chippendale's all male dance revue rejected, the next best thing for Newb's was to drown his sorrow on his mother's hideous Chippendale replica sofa.

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Yeah, if thats not newbie, I will give Old Maid a handjob on the 50 yard line at the super bowl next year.

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