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Something I bet nobody ever thought they would see in this league......

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From the game recaps.

 

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources - Sep 22, 2014) In a week 3 Die Nasty Dynasty classic, Dung Dealers embarrassed a hapless The Fightin' Neckbeards team by a score of 144.61 to 71.42, silencing a partisan crowd of 70,591

 

:shocking:

 

 

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Well when you keep drafting 1st every round for 7 years... just the focking laws of probability put you at a win Gary

. Sh!t....

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Heres another one:

 

4th and 9 Inches 3-0

 

Blood Bombs 2-1

Dong Dealers 2-1

 

Ass to Edjr 1-2

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Heres another one:

 

4th and 9 Inches 3-0

 

Blood Bombs 2-1

Dong Dealers 2-1

 

Ass to Edjr 1-2

 

tank job this year

 

Benched Cruz at 12:45 sunday, cost me a win.

 

I can't win it all anyway

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Well when you keep drafting 1st every round for 7 years... just the focking laws of probability put you at a win Gary

. Sh!t....

:D Problem is, I have traded away that 1st pick damn near every year. :bench:

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Heres another one:

 

4th and 9 Inches 3-0

 

Blood Bombs 2-1

Dong Dealers 2-1

 

Ass to Edjr 1-2

:shocking:

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I will likely end up in the ballpark of 150 points this week and still don't have a change against the First Place Dong Dealers. The Focking First Place Dong Dealers......

 

Great Week Gary, Congrats. You're team is really on a roll. :first:

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I will likely end up in the ballpark of 150 points this week and still don't have a change against the First Place Dong Dealers. The Focking First Place Dong Dealers......

 

Great Week Gary, Congrats. You're team is really on a roll. :first:

:cheers:

 

THANKS bro. This might be the biggest win for me in the history of this league. Weekly high scoring player and team this week I believe. Might be in 1st place of the entire league too at this point.

 

My best season ever in this league, I won 4 games. :lol:

 

I am only one win away from matching that. :headbanger:

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I will likely end up in the ballpark of 150 points this week and still don't have a change against the First Place Dong Dealers. The Focking First Place Dong Dealers......

 

Great Week Gary, Congrats. You're team is really on a roll. :first:

 

Dear random owner in my league,

 

You are so stupid and shall be punished for your treachery. It's my division. It's my league. It's my world. The three of you can fight it out for nothing place, but the name at the top of the division is and always will be Blood.

 

Sincerely,

League God.

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:cheers:

 

Might be in 1st place of the entire league too at this point.

 

 

Dear other random owner in my league,

 

I will spare your life only because you qualified your statement with "might". But consider yourself to be on probation.

 

-LG

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Dear CackBlowingFaig,

 

Your schtick was funny for about 30 seconds. Now its just plain doooshy. We have a good guy here that's struggled in the league (and elsewhere) for a few years and now is enjoying a moment in the sun. Why don't you NOT be a cack for a few minutes and keep your d1ck mouth shut.

 

Fock off, seriously.

 

Sincerely,

 

The Rest of the League.

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Dear CackBlowingFaig,

 

Your schtick was funny for about 30 seconds. Now its just plain doooshy. We have a good guy here that's struggled in the league (and elsewhere) for a few years and now is enjoying a moment in the sun. Why don't you NOT be a cack for a few minutes and keep your d1ck mouth shut.

 

Fock off, seriously.

 

Sincerely,

 

The Rest of the League.

Gary knows I love him. But yes, you are correct. What this league needs is less schtick, less trash talk, and less talking overall. :thumbsup: -LG

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oh boo hoo... gary was focking horribe at fatnasty football and now his team is coming around. shut the fock up. your a horrible footballer gary. i don't know how your team is winning with you at the helm. cbfalcon is a megadoosh but is consistantly dooshy.

 

and you pat.... shut the fock up you cripple lover. :mad:

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:D Problem is, I have traded away that 1st pick damn near every year. :bench:

Yes... your first pick in the first round... and for some motherfuckin reason we don't snake draft in this league so every focking round you keep getting the first pick.

 

So for 7 seasons or what ever.... every focking round you got the first pick. 1st round: you traded it.... 2nd round gary 3rd round gary 4th round gary.

 

Hell a drunken monkey should be able to put a team together with picking 1st every round for 35 rounds over the years.

 

and by the way why the fock don't we serpentine again?

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Yes... your first pick in the first round... and for some motherfuckin reason we don't snake draft in this league so every focking round you keep getting the first pick.

 

So for 7 seasons or what ever.... every focking round you got the first pick. 1st round: you traded it.... 2nd round gary 3rd round gary 4th round gary.

 

Hell a drunken monkey should be able to put a team together with picking 1st every round for 35 rounds over the years.

 

and by the way why the fock don't we serpentine again?

Because no dynasty leagues serpentine the rookie draft. We're emulating the NFL rookie draft, which if you haven't noticed doesn't serpentine. Jesus, you are thick as bricks.

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Because no dynasty leagues serpentine the rookie draft. We're emulating the NFL rookie draft, which if you haven't noticed doesn't serpentine. Jesus, you are thick as bricks.

 

FOCK YOU! Worst Commish EVEAH! :mad: :wave:

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LMAO. Sounds like someone is worried they might lose a game to the Dung Dealers. :overhead:

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LMAO. Sounds like someone is worried they might lose a game to the Dung Dealers. :overhead:

I was....Now, not so much :wave:

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I'm really worried my team isn't going to be able to compete with the losses of the two best WRs in fantasy football. How does a team overcome that? I just hope I can stay competitive while they are out

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