God orders another televangelist to get a plane

[ZeroTolerance 582]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2018/05/29/a-televangelist-wants-his-followers-to-pay-for-a-54-million-private-jet-its-his-fourth-plane/

 

 

Jesse Duplantis, a televangelist with viewers across the globe, says God told him he needs a new jet.

Specifically, God told Duplantis he needs a Dassault Falcon 7X, a three-engine private jet capable of carrying 12 to 16 passengers at speeds up to 700 miles per hour. The Falcon 7X, which would be the fourth plane owned by Jesse Duplantis Ministries, has a range of almost 6,000 miles and costs about $54 million new, according to SherpaReport (although used ones are listed online for as little as $20 million)...

In fact, Duplantis said that "if Jesus was physically on the Earth today, he wouldn't be riding a donkey."

"He'd be in an airplane preaching the Gospel all over the world," he said.

Duplantis said God told him he needed the plane "in one of the 'greatest statements the Lord ever told me.'"

"He said, 'Jesse, you wanna come up where I'm at?'" according to Duplantis.

"And I said, 'What do you mean?'"

"He said, 'I want you to believe in me for a Falcon 7-X."

"So, I said, 'OK.' But the first thing I thought of: 'Well, how am I going to pay for it?'"

 

Deaf and blind and dumb

and born to follow

What you need is someone

strong to guide you

Like me

Like me

[DonS 3,063]

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Deaf and blind and dumb

and born to follow

What you need is someone

strong to guide you

Like me

Like me

[tanatastic 2,061]

I really should have been one of these priests or evangelists or whatever. Your whole job is to shovel BS down peoples throats about stuff that doesnt exist yet people feverishly devote themselves to. Its the perfect scam. Is it too late to become like a unicorn farmer or angel whisperer or something?

[Reality 2,710]

Yea, that's some bullsh!t.

[fandandy 3,311]

I don't know how it could be done but they need to get rid of the tax exempt status of these types.

[Cruzer 1,992]

Duplantis (also) lives in a 35,000 sq. ft. home............... but claims the plantation style estate and his planes are not about luxury.

 

There's a special place waiting for this clown when he finally croaks......... and anyone donating to him is a focking moron.

[Gladiators 1,903]

Why don't they deserve to live like the GC members?

[nobody 2,031]

The Falcon 7X, which would be the fourth plane owned by Jesse Duplantis Ministries

 

Business must be pretty good.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,588]

God has chosen You to do his will

You spread the word in your Coupe de Ville

[kutulu 1,542]

Spineless from the start

[LOD01 185]

Duplantis (also) lives in a 35,000 sq. ft. home............... but claims the plantation style estate and his planes are not about luxury.

 

There's a special place waiting for this clown when he finally croaks......... and anyone donating to him is a focking moron.

I couldn't even imagine how a conversation between me & one of his retarded followers would go. I'd probably end up punching them in the forehead.

[Mr. Hand 482]

I couldn't even imagine how a conversation between me & one of his retarded followers would go. I'd probably end up punching them in the forehead.

[wiffleball 4,631]

I don't know how it could be done but they need to get rid of the tax exempt status of these types.

No shiit. Who the fuuck would oppose that?

[wiffleball 4,631]

I couldn't even imagine how a conversation between me & one of his retarded followers would go. I'd probably end up punching them in the forehead.

This

[wiffleball 4,631]

Would be fantastic to see a map plotting the locations of all these televangelist scum on a region-by-region basis. Something tells me the south is highly represented.

[EternalShinyAndChrome 2,493]

I couldn't even imagine how a conversation between me & one of his retarded followers would go. I'd probably end up punching them in the forehead.

 

Yep.

 

How does any member of his congregation even go along with this. It's like a cult.

[wiffleball 4,631]

Making

Amurica

Godly

Again

[LOD01 185]

Seriously, every single person following this scammer should move on to some other church after this. Did that other jackwad get enough $ to buy himself a plane? The stupidity of humanoids in this country is staggering.

[Gladiators 1,903]

If you guys help me fund my next jet, I will pick everyone up and take you to Vegas for a long weekend. I just need $2M from each of you. PM me for PayPal info.

[fandandy 3,311]

Seriously, every single person following this scammer should move on to some other church after this. Did that other jackwad get enough $ to buy himself a plane? The stupidity of humanoids in this country is staggering.

I'm not sure if most of the really wealthy ones have an actual physical presence. That one dude in Texas does, but most are just TV and they prey on the elderly who I would wager, 90% of their income comes from senior citizens who watch on average, 8 hours of this garbage a day. They promise them healing or whatnot and after awhile what's 50 bucks to have your arthritis relieved? The one who I kinda respect just for sheer salesmanship is Jim Bakker. That cat sat in prison for like a decade and just thought, how am I gonna make a comeback? What market has not yet been tapped?? The Tribulation. That's it!! I'll sell 7 years supply of freeze dried food and solar powered generators and....

[SenatorRock 708]

I really should have been one of these priests or evangelists or whatever. Your whole job is to shovel BS down peoples throats about stuff that doesnt exist yet people feverishly devote themselves to. Its the perfect scam. Is it too late to become like a unicorn farmer or angel whisperer or something?

Sounds like a politician.

 

muh global warming

 

muh muslim terrorists

 

We can solve these made up problems with a cool $100 billion. Just sign right here.

[Voltaire 4,554]

Terrible.

 

The link doesn't show us where we can send the money.

[Mike Honcho 4,009]

I try not to wish bad on others, but it would be pretty awesome if that plane crashed.

[fandandy 3,311]

I try not to wish bad on others, but it would be pretty awesome if that plane crashed.

If God asked me if I wanted to come up to where he's at and then told me to buy a motorcycle, I would not buy a motorcycle.

[EternalShinyAndChrome 2,493]

If God asked me if I wanted to come up to where he's at and then told me to buy a motorcycle, I would not buy a motorcycle.

 

Even if it meant eternal damnation in the fiery pit of misery?

[Voltaire 4,554]

 

Even if it meant eternal damnation in the fiery pit of misery?

He really doubled down on that flirting on that 'firey pit of misery' thing when he bought a Pinto instead.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

I like to picture baby Jesus with a set of Captain's wings and piloting a G5.

[frank 2,144]

[Cruzer 1,992]

I couldn't even imagine how a conversation between me & one of his retarded followers would go. I'd probably end up punching them in the forehead.

When they got up crying say, "Sorry, God wanted me to do it."

[Bill E. 666]

I first saw this video and was 100% sure it was a hoax. Then I googled this guy and could not believe it.

[wiffleball 4,631]

...and they say the lottery is a tax on the stupid...

[naomi 343]

I'm not sure if most of the really wealthy ones have an actual physical presence. That one dude in Texas does, but most are just TV and they prey on the elderly who I would wager, 90% of their income comes from senior citizens who watch on average, 8 hours of this garbage a day. They promise them healing or whatnot and after awhile what's 50 bucks to have your arthritis relieved? The one who I kinda respect just for sheer salesmanship is Jim Bakker. That cat sat in prison for like a decade and just thought, how am I gonna make a comeback? What market has not yet been tapped?? The Tribulation. That's it!! I'll sell 7 years supply of freeze dried food and solar powered generators and....

I just watched a video of Kenneth Copeland, another charismatic figure, defending Duplantis's need for a private jet as the two sat at a table. The logic (using the term loosely) was astoundingly twisted. But it got me wondering why televangelists are talking about all the travels they're doing. Turns out they actually are darting around, and I think it's mostly, if not fully, for healing conferences. The sad thing is I was noticing people of all ages in their audiences at these things. Looked closer...good amount looked sick

 

So there used to be people with already charismatic beliefs that bought into the healing stuff, but it looks like a market is being found with desperate people who don't come from that background per se.

 

Their movement has transformed and it's actually shittier than keying into old people parked in front of TVs.

 

They have probably toned down the hysterics and Benny Hin (sp) esque spectacles (if these two ever had them) and they're mixing with the mainstream evangelical movement, through the events styling and their platitudes and jargon.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Its focking sad that these guys cant go to jail for fraud. Religion is the ultimate shield.

[wiffleball 4,631]

Look up Ted Haggard

[Hardcore troubadour 12,588]

The Hooters- Satellite . Great video about this garbage. Very 80's