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So my kids high school soccer team is playing at some addidas national showcase in strongsville ohio. I look around...taking in the local milfs etc. I notice all the knee braces...every team has at least 3 kids with big ortho knee braces.

 

Just an observation...

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This thread would be more popular if you would have titled it.....

 

Observation.....BRACE YOURSELF!

 

 

 

 

Or simply "taking in the local milfs etc."

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Did they get the yellow or red cards for faking?

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I ran into the butterface MILF mom I always wanted to bang today again at Home Depot. She was at every game I coached her daughter in at the softball games for six years.

 

Me: Hey darlin. What's the haps? Butterface: Heard your on the market. I always thought kind of you. Drink? Me: You bet. Not today though.

 

She looks similar to the bad villan girl in that Michael Douglas/Sharon Stone movie where Stone showed her twat crossing her legs during integrating. She's cute and has a stripper body.....but banging that needs lights off.

 

I'll hit it soon.

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I ran into the butterface MILF mom I always wanted to bang today again at Home Depot. She was at every game I coached her daughter in at the softball games for six years.

 

Me: Hey darlin. What's the haps? Butterface: Heard your on the market. I always thought kind of you. Drink? Me: You bet. Not today though.

 

She looks similar to the bad villan girl in that Michael Douglas/Sharon Stone movie where Stone showed her twat crossing her legs during integrating. She's cute and has a stripper body.....but banging that needs lights off.

I hope you didnt seriously say whats the haps?

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I hope you didnt seriously say whats the haps?

You are southern thru and thru. I know it's a farm slang. But it goes.

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Had a guy recently ask what's the best pick up line you have. Me: I was a lawyer. I hated my wife. My family asked to many questions. I live in the Deep South. I'm a Titans fan. I moved to fawking China to teach young kids to learn Ingrsh and marry a battery powwow😑

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I ran into the butterface MILF mom I always wanted to bang today again at Home Depot. She was at every game I coached her daughter in at the softball games for six years.

 

Me: Hey darlin. What's the haps? Butterface: Heard your on the market. I always thought kind of you. Drink? Me: You bet. Not today though.

 

She looks similar to the bad villan girl in that Michael Douglas/Sharon Stone movie where Stone showed her twat crossing her legs during integrating. She's cute and has a stripper body.....but banging that needs lights off.

 

I'll hit it soon.

You know what happened to the Bunny, right? 🐇👻😵

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Well... lets see what we have on hand...

 

Is webbed feet a deal breaker for you?

Is the web footer male or female?

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