6 Reasons why life as a straight white male is actually harder

[edjr 5,563]

http://www.collegehumor.com/post/7051950/6-reasons-why-life-as-a-straight-white-male-is-actually-harder

 

 

 

 

1. We don't get a month 2. We don't get a parade 3. We're not allowed to celebrate our heritage 4. We're becoming a minority 5. We only hold MOST positions of power, instead of literally all of them like we used to 6. People get mad at me when I said the n-word when I do a Kanye songs at karaoke

 

 

 

[KSB2424 3,083]

7. We have to constantly talk about race

[edjr 5,563]

8. It wasn't us that started constantly talking about race

[KSB2424 3,083]

9. We can't hit from the red tees

[Frozenbeernuts 1,652]

10. We have to pee standing up

[WhiteWonder 2,171]

11. apparently, only black lives matter

[Thornton Melon 544]

12. We can't jump

[Voltaire 4,558]

13) It's embarassing to be white. Not because of our ancestors but because 1/3 of us alive today are whiny apologizing douchebags.

[NewbieJr 540]

14. Getting pulled over is kind of boring. Very hard to get shot.

[drobeski 3,061]

15.We instinctively obey the law, therefore cannot play the victim card when breaking the law.

[NewbieJr 540]

When girls sleep with us, they sometimes go back.

[edjr 5,563]

When girls sleep with us, they sometimes go back.

 

[edjr 5,563]

13) It's embarassing to be white. Not because of our ancestors but because 1/3 of us alive today are whiny apologizing douchebags.

 

Winner

[drobeski 3,061]

17. We have to buy fathers day gifts.

[edjr 5,563]

17. We have to buy fathers day gifts.

 

 

[dain11279 927]

17. We have to buy fathers day gifts.

 

:lol:

[NewbieJr 540]

17. We have to buy fathers day gifts.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

18. We're expected to pay our bills.

[dain11279 927]

19. We have to work

[edjr 5,563]

20. We are expected to take care of our children

[drobeski 3,061]

21. Sunscreen

[WhiteWonder 2,171]

17. We have to buy fathers day gifts.

 

 

okay you won this one

[kilroy69 994]

http://www.collegehumor.com/post/7051950/6-reasons-why-life-as-a-straight-white-male-is-actually-harder

 

 

 

 

4. We're becoming a minority

 

 

I do not actually believe this bullshitt. Or should I say that I do not believe in the way it is framed. We are NOT becoming the minority. We are just not going to be the majority vs ALL OTHER RACES COMBINED. White men make up 31% of the population. Its not like white men are going to drop down to the level of black men at 6% of the population. The narrative that white men are somehow going to just....fade away is absurd and gives these loony liberals fuel for their diversity pushes.

[patweisers44 697]

9. We can't hit from the red tees

Caitlyn Jenner does

[supermike80 1,285]

22. Less prone to sickle cell

[parrot 789]

23. Hockey's the only sport we have left.

[KSB2424 3,083]

24. Can't help but wear cargo shorts

[supermike80 1,285]

25. Gotta spend 10X more in sunscreen

[Voltaire 4,558]

26) If you don't pretend privilege is real or don't willingly accept second class treatment in hiring or promotions in government or university jobs, you're a racist.

[supermike80 1,285]

27. Smaller weenies (Or so the rumor goes)

[drobeski 3,061]

27. You dance, you gay.

[edjr 5,563]

27. You dance, you gay. awkward

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlE_p3rigVw

[drobeski 3,061]

28. You actually have to pass the test to be hired as a civil servant.

[iam90sbaby 2,125]

29. We actually have to have good grades to go to college.