edjr 5,561 Posted September 21, 2017 I have none, they are for queahs and new yorkahs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,627 Posted September 21, 2017 Ex-cop / marine who has a problem with tattoos. You sound like the kind of guy who would have a deck around his in-ground pool. Had a deck around my in ground pool. I have a bigger and better house now. Maybe you'll get one when your father gives you some money. And what do you know about pools? You have a stoop or take your kid to the park and dodge the hypos. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 697 Posted September 21, 2017 I would tattoo imprints of my thighs on edjrs azz. Myself? Nah not gonna get one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,561 Posted September 21, 2017 At what point does Wills Mcgahees Dentist tell us about his tattoo of Woody Woodpecker on his calf that he used to think was intimidating to slowpitch softball pitchers he used to bat against? kid I played softball with had Woodstock and Snoopy on the back of his calf with snoopys doghouse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mobb_deep 917 Posted September 21, 2017 My first tattoo was Felix the Cat laughing, with a joint falling out of his mouth. Got it when I was 16 or 17 in the early 90's. It's since been covered up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porkbutt 861 Posted September 21, 2017 good reasons not to get one... https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-tattoo-fails-face-swaps-comparisons/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,890 Posted September 21, 2017 Had a deck around my in ground pool. I have a bigger and better house now. Maybe you'll get one when your father gives you some money. And what do you know about pools? You have a stoop or take your kid to the park and dodge the hypos. My favorite part is when Sho called you out on forgetting your pool was in ground and you said "Lots of in ground pools have decks - just check Google images!" Thereby proving that you went to Google images to see if your story was plausible. What a total focking tool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,627 Posted September 21, 2017 My favorite part is when Sho called you out on forgetting your pool was in ground and you said "Lots of in ground pools have decks - just check Google images!" Thereby proving that you went to Google images to see if your story was plausible. What a total focking tool. Wow. You really need help. Your Daddy issues are so evident. Can you blame the guy? Do you know how embarrassed he was of you? Freak son wearing makeup, working in a comic book store? Do you think he liked tellling the other fathers that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DankNuggs 305 Posted September 21, 2017 My favorite part is when Sho called you out on forgetting your pool was in ground and you said "Lots of in ground pools have decks - just check Google images!" Thereby proving that you went to Google images to see if your story was plausible. What a total focking tool. Who builds a deck around an in-ground pool? Never heard of that or any reason you wouldn't do a patio with pavers or textured concrete... That pool was above ground. Nodowtabowtit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,890 Posted September 21, 2017 Wow. You really need help. Your Daddy issues are so evident. Can you blame the guy? Do you know how embarrassed he was of you? Freak son wearing makeup, working in a comic book store? Do you think he liked tellling the other fathers that? I'm sure he would be proud that I don't lie about being a marine and spend 100+ posts per day rubbing wieners with Sho Nuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DankNuggs 305 Posted September 21, 2017 I'm sure he would be proud that I don't lie about being a marine and spend 100+ posts per day rubbing wieners with Sho Nuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,627 Posted September 21, 2017 Who builds a deck around an in-ground pool? Never heard of that or any reason you wouldn't do a patio with pavers or textured concrete... That pool was above ground. Nodowtabowtit Yeah, it's unheard of. Clown following another clowns lead. Gets crowded in that car probably. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,627 Posted September 21, 2017 I'm sure he would be proud that I don't lie about being a marine and spend 100+ posts per day rubbing wieners with Sho Nuff. Says the guy that keeps track of his post count. What a maroon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DankNuggs 305 Posted September 21, 2017 Yeah, it's unheard of. Clown following another clowns lead. Gets crowded in that car probably. I might know more about this stuff than you ASSume Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,627 Posted September 21, 2017 I might know more about this stuff than you ASSume Good for you. I guess you know pavers are pretty expensive then. Especially when it's a big area to cover. But you go on. And the pool was built in 1983. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted September 21, 2017 Good for you. I guess you know pavers are pretty expensive then. Especially when it's a big area to cover. But you go on. And the pool was built in 1983. No clue when our pool was built. But growing up I always had an in ground pool with a diving board. We had a deck/patio but it was off to the side right when you came out the back door. Pool was surrounded by a cement walkway. Always thought it was real commonplace for people to have pools when I was younger Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DankNuggs 305 Posted September 21, 2017 Good for you. I guess you know pavers are pretty expensive then. Especially when it's a big area to cover. But you go on. And the pool was built in 1983. Pavers are expensive thats why you usually see textured concrete on grade. On a per sq. Ft basis cheaper than a raised deck that needs sono tube footers. Maybe things were different in 1983, I was a toddler then Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,627 Posted September 21, 2017 Pavers are expensive thats why you usually see textured concrete on grade. On a per sq. Ft basis cheaper than a raised deck that needs sono tube footers. Maybe things were different in 1983, I was a toddler then Well, I didn't own the house then either. I just made it better. With a new deck around the in ground pool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted September 21, 2017 Id get a few GC themed tats. GFIAFP 4LYFE, Axe Elf was here, maybe Djgbs face on my butt, nothin too out there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted September 21, 2017 Id get a few GC themed tats. GFIAFP 4LYFE, Axe Elf was here, maybe Djgbs face on my butt, nothin too out there. At least then one part of your body would be attractive Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parrot 789 Posted September 21, 2017 Id get a few GC themed tats. GFIAFP 4LYFE, Axe Elf was here, maybe Djgbs face on my butt, nothin too out there. 2dgsfkn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DankNuggs 305 Posted September 21, 2017 Id get a few GC themed tats. GFIAFP 4LYFE, Axe Elf was here, maybe Djgbs face on my butt, nothin too out there. Maybe a portrait of Ricky Williams in a helmet doing an interview with a house of pain styled font 'BOUVE' underneath Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,890 Posted September 21, 2017 Well, I didn't own the house then either. I just made it better. With a new deck around the in ground pool. I thought the guy you bought the house from put the deck on? A deck around an in ground pool? Who puts a wood deck around an in ground pool? The guy who built the house before me. Ask your wife if you can have one. D'oh! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,627 Posted September 21, 2017 This clown thinks decks last 30 plus years. Now go down and sit on your stoop and hope someone hands you the money for a gorgeous house like mine. It's not like you're going to work for it. Plus Sasquatch and her needs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,890 Posted September 21, 2017 This clown thinks decks last 30 plus years. Now go down and sit on your stoop and hope someone hands you the money for a gorgeous house like mine. It's not like you're going to work for it. Plus Sasquatch and her needs. When did you buy the house and when did you replace this deck? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,627 Posted September 21, 2017 When did you buy the house and when did you replace this deck? The fifth of go fock yourself. Troll. Creepy loser Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
listen2me 23 1,541 Posted September 21, 2017 Im not against them really but they arent for me. I dont feel the need for a comic strip on my arm and there is nothing that comes to mind that I would want to get. I think they are sexy on girls in some fashion. Other times trashy looking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted September 22, 2017 Have you ever seen an old woman with a tattoo? These ladies are going to look so focking stupid with a wrinkly ass tramp stamp or what used to be a butterfly on their varicosed ankles. Yeah, that's classy grandma. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted September 22, 2017 I have one. I was really drunk my first semester of law school, and ended up with the scales of justice on my shoulder blade. Oops. Fortunately its small. I keep meaning to get it covered, but never do. Dont wanna waste the money. I am thinking of getting a second one this summer. There is a lady in the mountains in the Philippines. She is 99 years old. She is the last surviving practitioner of the traditional tattoo style. This involves making ink from berries, and then applying the tattoo via a small mallet and a thorn from a bush. The local tribe was headhunters back in the day, and during WWII, revived the practice on the japs. I think that would be cool. At least it has a story. I probably wont though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,890 Posted September 22, 2017 The fifth of go fock yourself. Troll. Creepy loser Why did you lie about your pool? Did you think we would be impressed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DankNuggs 305 Posted September 22, 2017 This clown thinks decks last 30 plus years. Now go down and sit on your stoop and hope someone hands you the money for a gorgeous house like mine. It's not like you're going to work for it. Plus Sasquatch and her needs. Pressure treated wood properly sealed and maintained should last beyond that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,627 Posted September 22, 2017 Pressure treated wood properly sealed and maintained should last beyond that Where were you when the previous owner wasn't doing those things? Thanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
listen2me 23 1,541 Posted September 22, 2017 Where were you when the previous owner wasn't doing those things? Thanks. Slums? Or just rough side of the tracks? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,627 Posted September 22, 2017 Slums? Or just rough side of the tracks? No. A real man doesn't let his family live in those conditions. You're thinking of MDC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
