Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted June 27, 2017 Michael Phelps vs. Shark Kickin off shark week!!! :rockon: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,915 Posted June 27, 2017 When I coached softball I would tell the slow girls to pretend a bear was chasing them when they ran the bases. It actually worked. I would like to see Phelps have fifty used tampoons tied to his legs and race that shark. Would be the best Tampax commercial ever. Easy glide. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted June 27, 2017 Believe I posted this a week or so ago. Ether way I'll watch it. Don't know if the shark will actually race though Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted June 27, 2017 Shark week is bad ass as it is. It does not need a race between Phelps and a shark, because a shark is going to destroy him. It's like the fastest person on the planet vs a Cheetah. There is no contest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted June 27, 2017 Cheetah vs Mr Freeze ?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted June 27, 2017 https://r.search.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0SO8zUmQ1JZ1XwAhaNx.9w4;_ylu=X3oDMTE0bjZkdG9iBGNvbG8DZ3ExBHBvcwMxBHZ0aWQDVUkyRkJUM18xBHNlYwNzcg--/RV=2/RE=1498592167/RO=10/RU=https%3a%2f%2fwww.reference.com%2fpets-animals%2ffast-can-great-white-shark-swim-56c3a88674ec0216/RK=1/RS=bc2ERqnx.5gV39UxrgqTN0QkD0A- "Because of its highly streamlined shape and powerful swimming muscles, a great white shark can swim up to 35 miles per hour in short bursts." He will lose. Sincerely, Ivan Drago Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,564 Posted June 27, 2017 Cheetah vs Mr Freeze ?? https://twitter.com/patspulpit/status/873860614057336832?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.boston.com%2Fsports%2Fnew-england-patriots%2F2017%2F06%2F12%2Fpatriots-beat-the-freeze-hilarious-super-bowl-troll-atlanta-falcons Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 697 Posted June 27, 2017 They should have The Fonz ski-jump over them as the race is taking place. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted June 27, 2017 They should have The Fonz ski-jump over them as the race is taking place. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 816 Posted June 27, 2017 The new phone books! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,642 Posted June 27, 2017 Newbie should race an Orangutan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,144 Posted June 27, 2017 Newbie should race an Orangutan. That's like comparing orangutans and oranges. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,594 Posted June 27, 2017 I used to love discovery channel and shark week, now I can't watch either one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,814 Posted June 27, 2017 They should have The Fonz ski-jump over them as the race is taking place. This is the most correct answer maybe in the history of this board. Fitting on so many levels Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
