Mother, daughter, daugther. BJ trifecta, completed this weekend.

[edjr 5,552]

Back in 2010, I met this girl, she was 24 at the time.

 

After a night of DJing, I brought her home and we had the seggs.

She liked me (come to find out more than I thought)

 

Over the years, I'd get focked up and call on her and I ended up usually going over her place (you know because I wasn't bringing her home)

 

One of these nights (2012), I happened to go over her place and her mother was there. She ended up leaving to go somewhere and left me home with mom.

 

I did what any self-respecting sleazeball would do, I got her mother to give me a a beejer.

 

I guess I forgot to mention that her 20 year old sister was there at the time as well. Nothing of consequence happened with the sister.

 

Jump ahead to this weekend. Ended up striking up a conversation with the sister on facebook(who is 26 now).

 

Long story short, had her back to my place for a little while and the trifecta was complete.

 

The mother in this story was actually in high school the same time as me, I think she is 3 years older than me.

 

There is sadness to this story. The original girl in this story died last year, from heart failure. (32 years old) Her sister and I struck up a conversation about her, and how much she liked me. This was after the BEEJ.

 

Was extremely odd to be sure.

[patweisers44 697]

[Gladiators 1,904]

Good work. How exactly do you get the mom to give you a bj? Asking for a friend.

[Mookz 1,287]

Social media pics of said ladies?

[shotsup 832]

Man I was getting hard until your ruined it saying she's a dead.

 

AND Ed .......

 

Can size of the living

[dain11279 927]

Coffin size?

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

CAN SIZES?!!!!

 

 

 

Also, I thought you were still married ed.

[fandandy 3,311]

I saw a similar video at methhead.com

[edjr 5,552]

Good work. How exactly do you get the mom to give you a bj? Asking for a friend.

 

Allegedly may have been white stuff involved. Before and after you'd say.

 

She kept saying how cute she though I was, so it wasn't a reach.

 

normally white-trash, poor chicks don't have money to give you, so they feel like they owe you, I guess? I'm not really sure. I never ask for more or sexual favors, it just sorta happens.

 

That was not the case this weekend. no drugs were involved

[edjr 5,552]

Coffin size?

 

[edjr 5,552]

CAN SIZES?!!!!

 

 

 

Also, I thought you were still married ed.

 

I was married way back, 2008, divorced in 2009.

 

I spend a lot of time with my kids mother now, but we don't officially "live" together.

 

What would you say "it's complicated"

[Gladiators 1,904]

 

Allegedly may have been white stuff involved. Before and after you'd say.

 

She kept saying how cute she though I was, so it wasn't a reach.

 

normally white-trash, poor chicks don't have money to give you, so they feel like they owe you, I guess? I'm not really sure. I never ask for more or sexual favors, it just sorta happens.

 

That was not the case this weekend. no drugs were involved

 

That's what I figured...I'll be doing some research on the white stuff.

[edjr 5,552]

Man I was getting hard until your ruined it saying she's a dead.

 

AND Ed .......

 

Can size of the living

 

I don't ever see them naked, why would I need to?

 

The dead one was on the skinny side.

 

34 B then

 

18 A now

[edjr 5,552]

 

That's what I figured...I'll be doing some research on the white stuff.

 

I still fall back on the girls I met over my years or fake bar owning and djing. it's not easy to just strike up a convo with a girl about it.

[supermike80 1,285]

Im honestly and truly impressed....Well done sir!

[Strike 3,956]

Congrats. Now you just need to go for the brother.

[cmh6476 750]

Sisters yes, but fock no on their mom

[Gladiators 1,904]

Congrats. Now you just need to go for the brother.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[porkbutt 861]

sounds like a high class bunch

[edjr 5,552]

sounds like a high class bunch

 

You'd think they were Philly fans

[edjr 5,552]

Sisters yes, but fock no on their mom

 

their mom is younger than half this board

[Bier Meister 1,512]

Social media pics of said ladies?

 

please.

[dain11279 927]

Im honestly and truly impressed....Well done sir!

 

Indeed. I've had sisters (not at the same time, sadly ) but not the mom.

[Drizzay 645]

 

Indeed. I've had sisters (not at the same time, sadly ) but not the mom.

 

I don't know, man, that would be weird

[fandandy 3,311]

 

I don't know, man, that would be weird

Really? You've never eaten poosay with your dad before?

[tanatastic 2,061]

Indeed. I've had sisters (not at the same time, sadly ) but not the mom.

Same, and the mom was also trashy and dated guys my age too.

[dain11279 927]

 

I don't know, man, that would be weird

 

Yeah, you're right. I didn't really think that over

[edjr 5,552]

Yeah, not at the same time.

 

did have a 3 some with the original one. 2 separate times. (girls)

 

Why didn't I date her? She used to want to hang out and stuff. Ask me to hang out after work.

 

Problem is, I am as much fun sober as posty.

 

Can't be getting focked up all the time, can't do it. especially on work nights.

[tanatastic 2,061]

Problem is, I am as much fun sober as posty.

.

In that case it sounds like you could still date the original girl in her current state.

[edjr 5,552]

In that case it sounds like you could still date the original girl in her current state.

 

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

 

I was married way back, 2008, divorced in 2009.

 

I spend a lot of time with my kids mother now, but we don't officially "live" together.

 

What would you say "it's complicated"

 

 

Congrats on the trifecta man. Us married geeks will live vicariously through you sir.

[shotsup 832]

Me and a buddy separately picked up waitresses in an after hours Club in Baltimore- turns out they were mother/daughter. He got the daughter- they were both outraged when we proposed to switch later in the night. If I remember correctly literally kicked us out of the apartment.

[Mookz 1,287]

Any designs on nana?

[fandandy 3,311]

Me and a buddy separately picked up waitresses in an after hours Club in Baltimore- turns out they were mother/daughter. He got the daughter- they were both outraged when we proposed to switch later in the night. If I remember correctly literally kicked us out of the apartment.

Did you and your buddy have sex anyway?

[edjr 5,552]

Any designs on nana?

 

Saw her once when I was picking up the 1st girl way back. hard pass.

 

Damn, I am starting to get a little teary eyed, remembering the fun times we had.

 

Brought her and another girl up to Hampton Beach to see Bret Michaels way back. No sex, no funny business, just had a fun time.

[shotsup 832]

Did you and your buddy have sex anyway?

 

Not that switch playa.

[IGotWorms 3,309]

I could rip on this and the gals involved but honestly... well done. Im impressed

[TimmySmith 2,782]

Rankings?

[edjr 5,552]

I could rip on this and the gals involved but honestly... well done. Im impressed

 

It's me, so you know they're nothing to write home about.

 

oh, you just made me remember something.

 

Halloween pic of the 1st girl and I, I have. i'll see if I can find it

[edjr 5,552]

Rankings?

 

HAH

 

was just going to do that.

 

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