Official Week 16 F.U. thread - Ultimo Hombre

[thePRO 78]

Hoyer is going to get the ball to Gordon!!

 

But I have Brees, Brown, Bennett, and Gordon all combined for.....3 PTS!!!

 

Those 4 players being outscored by a kicker!!! Fock this season!

[murf74 461]

Hoyer is going to get the ball to Gordon!!

 

But I have Brees, Brown, Bennett, and Gordon all combined for.....3 PTS!!!

 

Those 4 players being outscored by a kicker!!! Fock this season!

Pretty sure If you rewind we all hated Hoyer and was screaming for Johnny to help Gordon?

 

What short memories we have.

[IMMensaMind 459]

Pretty sure If you rewind we all hated Hoyer and was screaming for Johnny to help Gordon?

What short memories we have.

Not me. I was only curious when I heard the tidbit that Gordon had been lobbying for Manziel.

[thePRO 78]

Hahaha, yea we do....ahh to be an NFL fan/FF fan...it's so painful.

[JediMaster 20]

Pretty sure If you rewind we all hated Hoyer and was screaming for Johnny to help Gordon?

What short memories we have.

I wanted Hoyer. I knew Johnny was going to kill Gordon.

 

Oh and Ravens D, WTH it's Keenum!!! Should have went Broncos D.

[Gratefulegg1973 253]

I take great comfort in the fact that I'll never have to lay this particular fock you ever again. So one last time:

 

Fock you Jimmy Graham. You are the most overrated piece of sh!t in the league. Does any other 'superstar' get completely shut out so often? Didn't think so. I don't give a flying fock if you have a boo boo or not. Guess what puzzy, some guys actually suck it up and play through injuries. Not you huh?

 

I pray someone in my keeper league will be dumb enough to trade for him. Maybe I can get a 4th or 5th round pick for you. I'll take it. 3 years in a row of you disappearing in the playoffs is enough for me.

 

So fock you. Go eat a bucket of d!cks, and if you need something to wash them down with, let me know and i'll rub one out for you.

[JediMaster 20]

Forgot to add Cam for killing Olsen and Stewart's value.

[whattheproblemis 1]

A giant Fock U goes out to Jonas Gray. 3 Focking yards?! And Fock U to me for choosing him at Flex over Martavis Bryant, Starks, or Douglas - all of whom have more points than that Focktard

[DonS 3,063]

My most hate filled FOCK YOU of the year is for Cam. Through 3 quarters and Olsen has ZERO catches. D0uchebag.

[murf74 461]

My biggest fu is to ravens for sure

[whattheproblemis 1]

Let's try this again: A giant monster Fock U to Forsett for focking me two weeks straight. Let's go please!!

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

OMG..........that was a TD for Graham there; broke the plane. Ouch.

 

Fock you Rodgers again. PULL YOUR FOCKING HEAD OUT OF YOUR A$$.

[Gratefulegg1973 253]

FU replay officials. Did Graham need to break the plane with his c0ck too?

 

FU Aaron Rodgers. 2 biggest weeks of the year, and 0 touchdowns. Thanks brah.

[roroco 75]

OMG..........that was a TD for Graham there; broke the plane. Ouch.

 

Fock you Rodgers again. PULL YOUR FOCKING HEAD OUT OF YOUR A$$.

 

That was too close to overturn though. Goal line technology would have been real helpful there

[Gratefulegg1973 253]

LMAO. Jordy literally inches from a TD. Fock my entire life. TD there and I win. TD from Graham and I likely win.

[roroco 75]

These Packers drives that get to the 1 yard line are killing me. Can we get a TD for Rodgers please?

[thePRO 78]

Rodgers is a little B for passing it 3 straight times there #Lacyowner

[bazinga 0]

Rodgers is a little B for passing it 3 straight times there #Lacyowner

Same here, stat padding, and Fock you to the Vikings for giving up 3 tds to Tannehill

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

Fock you out to the focking scrub team that snuck into the playoffs and my team is conveniently playing down to him.

 

Rodgers, Julio, G. Tate, L. Bell, PT, Olsen................FML

[Gratefulegg1973 253]

It's my own stupidity for starting Gordon, but fock him anyway. Maybe they should bring back Tim Couch to try throwing you the ball.

[Gratefulegg1973 253]

Drew Brees you focking suck buddy. For real. Maybe it's time to hang em up. When your season's on the line, why the fock are you throwing to Nick focking Tune anyway? You're a real idiot

[ZeroTolerance 582]

Who ran into Buzzsaw Bullock?

[DontPushMe 5]

Drew Brees. Worst possible time to lay an egg. How could he play so bad at home to Atlanta? Ugh.

[thePRO 78]

Drew Brees just focked me!!! I have Brees and the kicker Graham.

 

He's on the 6 yard line! I'm leading by 15 with L. Murray and Bills DST going against Murray, Dez, and Orton.

 

If he gets that TD, I'm leading by 21 and feeling decent about myself.

 

Instead he gets sacked and fumbles and I lose 2. I'm focked. Brees sucks donkey D.

[ZeroTolerance 582]

Naturally after losing by the standard scoring equivalent of three points last week, my team is destroying everyone this week.

[worm 34]

F.U. Stafford. 2 picks in the red zone against Chicago's D? Just awful.

 

Meanwhile Tannehill's on my bench having a day.

[roroco 75]

What happened to LeVeon? He started off strong and just fizzled away.

[thePRO 78]

Clausen is a fruitcake, focking Bennett got what? 1 look?

 

Need a a few DST TDs from the Bills defense, but I need L. Murray to break a long one for a TD!

[boilerddd 62]

Huge Fock off to the NFL defensive "taunting" rule. Freeman makes a great tackle and celebrates and sure maybe lets the RB know about it, but nothing blatant. Gets flagged and gives the Cowboys a first down instead of punting. Meanwhile the offensive players can strut around like peacocks forever after any positive play and no problem. Focking stupid. Defensive players might as well be the Washington Generals in this focked up modern NFL.

[IMMensaMind 459]

Clausen is a fruitcake, focking Bennett got what? 1 look?

 

Need a a few DST TDs from the Bills defense, but I need L. Murray to break a long one for a TD!

...and on that note, FOCK ME for pulling one Murray for ANOTHER Murray.

[Gratefulegg1973 253]

Remember when the Rams D was actually good? That sure was good times. Now, fock all 11 of them. 1 focking sack in 2 weeks? lol

[murf74 461]

Rivera had 12 targets last week

 

None this? Wtf

[Gratefulegg1973 253]

Fock you Kyle Orton. Cowboy Bob Orton would have a better chance of getting Watkins the ball, even with his arm cast (that he's probably still wearing).

[whattheproblemis 1]

Umm Fock yahoo since apparently Andrew Luck INTs don't count.

[Gratefulegg1973 253]

How can an entire defense fall off a cliff in a matter of 2 weeks? FU St. Louis. You all suck

[jerryskids 5,172]

Nice showing Colts. I've got Vinatieri and his big fat zero, with no chance they even attempt a FG in this laugh fest. At least I had the good fortune to avoid starting that turdlicker Moncrief.

[AintNoStoppinMeNow 68]

FU Luck. FU Pagano. FU Colts. I'm in a tie game and Luck gets pulled. Now I have to hope for St Louis to keep scoring on the Giants D to have any shot. Can't believe this is how I'm going to lose the championship.

[murf74 461]

FU Luck. FU Pagano. FU Colts. I'm in a tie game and Luck gets pulled. Now I have to hope for St Louis to keep scoring on the Giants D to have any shot. Can't believe this is how I'm going to lose the championship.

This is the random luck elements that happen every playoffs

[idiotec 31]

FU OBJ. I had you early. Dropped your ass. Now you may kill my championship. FU you rookie sack of !!!

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

FOCK YOU Colts.........Down this big and Moncrief has 1 catch on 3 targets. Shameful.