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I'm still waiting for the Islamic Egyptians to decide whether or not to blow up the pyramids.

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i hope its not turning towards mecca

Maybe I'm old fashioned but I do long for the good old days. Before Egyptian women started wearing curtains, they had a nice religion where they'd wear sandals, perfume, and jewelry and that was pretty much it. I'd really like for that fashion trend to come back into popularity.

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Maybe I'm old fashioned but I do long for the good old days. Before Egyptian women started wearing curtains, they had a nice religion where they'd wear sandals, perfume, and jewelry and that was pretty much it. I'd really like for that fashion trend to come back into popularity.

 

well my friend, those days are gone. and not just in egypt. prepare urself for the caliphate. might be a decade but i think its coming very fast.

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Doesn't it look like that when there is activity in the room, it starts to move? Couldn't it just be the footsteps of people walking by vibrating the glass shelf. :dunno:

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Doesn't it look like that when there is activity in the room, it starts to move? Couldn't it just be the footsteps of people walking by vibrating the glass shelf. :dunno:

That's indeed one of the theories but the curators don't seem impressed by it. I choose instead to believe that a time portal to Atlantis is about to open, which will in turn bring about the end of humanity as we know it. I go simple whenever I can.

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That's indeed one of the theories but the curators don't seem impressed by it. I choose instead to believe that a time portal to Atlantis is about to open, which will in turn bring about the end of humanity as we know it. I go simple whenever I can.

 

I am coming on board with this thinking.

 

I would also like to amend my Bigfoot theory to say that when the Bigfoot are not in the forest, they are in Atlantis. :thumbsup:

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Little known fact: the ancient Egyptians were the first to develop vibrators. :ninja:

And, based on the current situation, long lasting batteries.

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I am coming on board with this thinking.

 

I would also like to amend my Bigfoot theory to say that when the Bigfoot are not in the forest, they are in Atlantis. :thumbsup:

Solid rational thinking I say.

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Maybe I'm old fashioned but I do long for the good old days. Before Egyptian women started wearing curtains, they had a nice religion where they'd wear sandals, perfume, and jewelry and that was pretty much it. I'd really like for that fashion trend to come back into popularity.

And they lived in bottles with Larry Hagman.

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My theory is the PR department installed a slow moving servo to get aforementioned statue moving times.

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