What weird ass question would you ask god?

[RaiderHaters Revenge 3,565]

Did you make Mankind, after we made you?

 

And the Devil too?

[frank 2,144]

Who let the dogs out?

[frank 2,144]

Did you make Mankind, after we made you?

 

And the Devil too?

Who made who?

[RaiderHaters Revenge 3,565]

Who made who?

 

I actually thought you would be the one who got it

 

I know Sux will

[shotsup 830]

C0ck Size ?

[vuduchile 1,940]

When are the Lions going to win a SB?

You dont have to be God to know that answer is never.

[KSB2424 3,082]

Who let the dogs out?

Woof, Woof Woof

 

I couldnt help myself.

[frank 2,144]

Where is my mind?

[frank 2,144]

What time is now?

[shotsup 830]

What day do I die

[frank 2,144]

What's the frequency, Kenneth?

[Gepetto 977]

What is the secret of every dna/etc. in humans, animals, plants, bacteria, fungi, and how can we fix any dna error and/or human disease or condition and how can we prevent and reverse aging.

[cyclone24 1,794]

You sure point your finger a lot for a group that says they are tired of having fingers pointed at them. All you think about is race.

Yeah but remember its 2018. That's OK as long as it's against white people.

[Big Guy 1,400]

"Why did you have to make females so focking beautiful?"

 

 

 

 

Also......why did you have to place the two holes so close together?

[cyclone24 1,794]

"God...give me a visual representation of how much I've shiit in my lifetime "

[naomi 343]

Why did you put oil underneath the feet of the craziest people on the planet?

 

I think your question is actually getting at a purpose that does exist. But without getting into that broad topic, as an 'interesting aside'..the Golan Heights are legally speaking truly disputed territory. Most Israel supporting Americans comfortably support all of what Israel lays hold to except for the Golan Heights. Recently (maybe the last decade) it's been understood that there is an incredible amount of oil in the Golan. Most bible believing Christians (and just rationale readers, from a theoretical standpoint) consider Ezekiel 38 prophecy yet to be fulfilled. It really seems plausible that the "hook" in Gog's (Russia's) jaw is the oil in the Golan. Ezekiel 38 talks about an alliance of nations (via their ancient names) led by Russia that come against Israel while some others merely protest it (Sheba and Dedan - Saudia Arabia, and the "merchants of Tarshish (and all of their young lions)"...the latter an interesting study with some believing it's Britain and the nations sprung from her (which would probably include us). There is a hook of some sort. Hard to say it will be the oil but if the world's dependence on it doesn't profoundly change soon, it could be it.

[NorthernVike 2,079]

If you're so all mighty, why'd you do such a shitty job when you made man?

[RaiderHaters Revenge 3,565]

How soon is now?

[Hardcore troubadour 12,576]

Do you have any plans for my nipples? I have never used them.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

 

Also......why did you have to place the two holes so close together?

 

I asked the same question earlier.

[BufordT 371]

Do you have any plans for my nipples? I have never used them.

I call BS

[NorthernVike 2,079]

U ever forget wife's birthday?

[NorthernVike 2,079]

Why do the Democrats want to impeach Trump?

[NorthernVike 2,079]

What weird ass question would you ask god? god.

[5-Points 2,715]

Is that a bacon tree?

[Djgb13 2,338]

What is up with people *catching the holy ghost*

[NorthernVike 2,079]

Why when I search ‘idiot’ do I get pictures of Trump?

[NorthernVike 2,079]

Is that a bacon tree?

Why yes, yes it is. Send Pedro over to it.

[Big Guy 1,400]

 

I asked the same question earlier.

 

Then GOD asked himself............"Why did I put these two A-holes so close together?"

 

 

Glad I'm not alone on this, but yeah I didn't read the whole thread yet.

[Big Guy 1,400]

Why when I search ‘idiot’ do I get pictures of Trump?

 

Google data manipulation, more social engineering.

[NorthernVike 2,079]

 

Google data manipulation, more social engineering.

I know god. And you sir, are not god.

[Djgb13 2,338]

 

Google data manipulation, more social engineering.

Is that you god?

[NorthernVike 2,079]

I know god. And you sir, are not god.

 

Is that you god?

 

 

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

 

Then GOD asked himself............"Why did I put these two A-holes so close together?"

 

 

Glad I'm not alone on this, but yeah I didn't read the whole thread yet.

It is sort of like the meaning of life. Man has wondered this question since the first time he went down there and noticed the neighbors were stinky.

[Djgb13 2,338]

Why did he put a playground next to a sewage system

[Cruzer 1,992]

Why is there always one sock missing from my load of laundry?

I pin mine as soon as they come off my feet - never lose one.

[Big Guy 1,400]

It is sort of like the meaning of life. Man has wondered this question since the first time he went down there and noticed the neighbors were stinky.

 

In & Out Burger

[Big Guy 1,400]

Is that you god?

 

 

Sorry.....I guess I thought I was on 1 of 1000 other threads here at the time, simply a default reflex of sorts.

[crackattack 513]

Why he would allow certain people to suffer horrible deaths like cancer, odd diseases, etc etc.

[vuduchile 1,940]

How can I help?