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#1 cmh6476

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 10:06 AM

What would you say to a small group of national honor society inductees, parents and teachers for about 10 minutes?

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#2 posty

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 10:09 AM

Subject?

#3 cmh6476

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 10:11 AM

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scholarship, service, leadership and character is how they are evaluated

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#4 frank

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 10:13 AM

Just because you are a character doesn't mean that you have character.

Another Dumb fvcking post by frank. :wave:

 

 

 

 

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#5 Strike

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 10:18 AM

Four score and seven years ago.....


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#6 NorthernVike

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 10:20 AM

I have a dream....


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You guys have no focking clue what happened so you really should just shut it..

 


#7 Mike Honcho

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 10:31 AM

Here you go, very inspirational.   

 

 

Fellow Party Members:

 

The twenty-fourth of February is always, and rightly so, a day of vivid memories for us. On this date and from this very hall began the Movement's amazing march to victory, which bore it to the helm of the Reich, to leadership of the nation and its destiny. This day is a great day for me too.

 

Surely, it is seldom that a political leader can stand before the same band of followers that hailed his first great public appearance twenty-one years before, and repeat the same program. Seldom can a man proclaim the same doctrines and put them into practice for twenty-one years without at any time having had to relinquish a single part of his original program. In 1920, when we met for the first time in this hall, many of you must have asked yourselves: 'Dear me, a new party, another new party! Why do we want a new party? Don't we have parties enough? . . .'

 

Thus began a heroic struggle, opposed at its inception by nearly all. Nevertheless, the essential objects of the Movement embraced the decisive element. Its clear and unambiguous aim did not allow the Movement to become the tool of definite and limited individual interests, but raised it above all special obligations to the particular obligation of serving the German nation in its entirety, of safeguarding its interests regardless of momentary dissensions or confused thoughts. Thus, today, after twenty-one years, I again stand before you....

 

It was in this very town that I began my struggle, my political struggle against Versailles. You know this, you old members of my party. How often did I speak against Versailles! I probably studied this treaty more than any other man. To this day, I have not forgotten it. The treaty could not be abolished by humility, by submission. It could only be abolished by reliance upon ourselves, by the strength of the German nation.

 

(with emphasis) The days of bitter struggle necessarily led to a selection of leaders. When today I appear before the nation and look at the ranks that surround me, I look at a band of men, real men who stand for something. On the other hand when I regard the cabinets of my opponents, I can only say: 'Quite incapable of being put in charge even of one of my smallest groups.' Hard times resulted in a selection of first class men who naturally caused us a little anxiety now and then. Everybody who is worth his salt is sometimes difficult to handle. In normal times it is not always easy to get divergent elements to work together instead of against one another. But as soon as danger threatens, they form the most resolute body of men. Just as selection is a natural consequence of war and brings real leaders to the fore among soldiers, so in the world of politics selection is the outcome of struggle. It was a result of this slow development, this eternal struggle against opposition, that we gradually acquired leaders with whose aid we can today achieve anything.

 



#8 cmh6476

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 10:33 AM

Look I'm trying to inspire a few high school lads, not change the world with an infamous speech fools :mellow:

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#9 Mike Honcho

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 10:36 AM

Look I'm trying to inspire a few high school lads, not change the world with an infamous speech fools :mellow:


And you came here, so.....

#10 posty

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 10:39 AM

Look I'm trying to inspire a few high school lads, not change the world with an infamous speech fools :mellow:


Just tell them to work hard, study hard and be good Republicans...

#11 Patriotsfatboy1

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 10:41 AM

Wear sunscreen.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

... and get laid


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#12 Mike Honcho

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 10:41 AM

Tell them something like this...

 



#13 Mike Honcho

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 10:47 AM

Okay, try this:


When a problem comes along
You must whip it
Before the cream sits out too long
You must whip it
When something's going wrong
You must whip it
Now whip it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It's not too late
To whip it
Whip it good
When a good time turns around
You must whip it
You will never live it down
Unless you whip it
No one gets away
Until they whip it
I say whip it
Whip it good

#14 posty

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 10:52 AM

https://johnfalino.c...pening-remarks/

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 10:54 AM


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#16 dain11279

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 11:00 AM

Ask for all can sizes before proceeding..


This thread is gayer than my dad.


#17 Mike Honcho

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 11:02 AM

This should inspire.

 



#18 12th Man

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 11:06 AM

Explain the concept of grade inflation.

#19 vuduchile

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 11:14 AM

With only 10 minutes, Id focus on only one of the qualities theyre being evaluated on.

You can mention the others up front, but zero in on the one quality from there.

Then tell a cool or funny story about a former NHS person that relates to that quality.

https://nhs.us/utili...embers?SSO=true

#20 Frozenbeernuts

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 11:47 AM

Talk about cack and can size

#21 Gladiators

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 11:50 AM

I personally believe, that some people...

#22 frank

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 12:09 PM

Lord loves a workin' man.
Don't trust whitey.
See a doctor and get rid of it.

Another Dumb fvcking post by frank. :wave:

 

 

 

 

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#23 Cloaca du jour

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 12:12 PM

Just act it out using interpretive dance

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 12:12 PM

There once was a man from nantucket...

#25 cyclone24

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 12:17 PM

Just talk about how much ass they will pull their first year in college...even for book nerds like you.
Kid i wish i could buy you at what youre really worth and sell you for what you think youre worth
Mickey Mantle to Joe Pepitone.

#26 The PosterFormerlyKnownAs

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 12:20 PM

Congratulations!
Today is your day.
You're off to Great Places!
You're off and away!

You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself
any direction you choose.
You're on your own. And you know what you know.
And YOU are the guy who'll decide where to go.

You'll look up and down streets. Look 'em over with care.
About some you will say, "I don't choose to go there."
With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet,
you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street.

And you may not find any
you'll want to go down.
In that case, of course,
you'll head straight out of town.

It's opener there
in the wide open air.

Out there things can happen
and frequently do
to people as brainy
and footsy as you.

And then things start to happen,
don't worry. Don't stew.
Just go right along.
You'll start happening too.

OH!
THE PLACES YOU'LL GO!

You'll be on y our way up!
You'll be seeing great sights!
You'll join the high fliers
who soar to high heights.

You won't lag behind, because you'll have the speed.
You'll pass the whole gang and you'll soon take the lead.
Wherever you fly, you'll be best of the best.
Wherever you go, you will top all the rest.

Except when you don't.
Because, sometimes, you won't.

I'm sorry to say so
but, sadly, it's true
that Bang-ups
and Hang-ups
can happen to you.

You can get all hung up
in a prickle-ly perch.
And your gang will fly on.
You'll be left in a Lurch.

You'll come down from the Lurch
with an unpleasant bump.
And the chances are, then,
that you'll be in a Slump.

And when you're in a Slump,
you're not in for much fun.
Un-slumping yourself
is not easily done.

You will come to a place where the streets are not marked.
Some windows are lighted. But mostly they're darked.
A place you could sprain both your elbow and chin!
Do you dare to stay out? Do you dare to go in?
How much can you lose? How much can you win?

And IF you go in, should you turn left or right...
or right-and-three-quarters? Or, maybe, not quite?
Or go around back and sneak in from behind?
Simple it's not, I'm afraid you will find,
for a mind-maker-upper to make up his mind.

You can get so confused
that you'll start in to race
down long wiggled roads at a break-necking pace
and grind on for miles cross weirdish wild space,
headed, I fear, toward a most useless place.
The Waiting Place...

...for people just waiting.
Waiting for a train to go
or a bus to come, or a plane to go
or the mail to come, or the rain to go
or the phone to ring, or the snow to snow
or the waiting around for a Yes or No
or waiting for their hair to grow.
Everyone is just waiting.

Waiting for the fish to bite
or waiting for the wind to fly a kite
or waiting around for Friday night
or waiting, perhaps, for their Uncle Jake
or a pot to boil, or a Better Break
or a string of pearls, or a pair of pants
or a wig with curls, or Another Chance.
Everyone is just waiting.

NO!
That's not for you!

Somehow you'll escape
all that waiting and staying
You'll find the bright places
where Boom Bands are playing.

With banner flip-flapping,
once more you'll ride high!
Ready for anything under the sky.
Ready because you're that kind of a guy!

Oh, the places you'll go! There is fun to be done!
There are points to be scored. There are games to be won.
And the magical things you can do with that ball
will make you the winning-est winner of all.
Fame! You'll be as famous as famous can be,
with the whole wide world watching you win on TV.

Except when they don't
Because, sometimes they won't.

I'm afraid that some times
you'll play lonely games too.
Games you can't win
'cause you'll play against you.

All Alone!
Whether you like it or not,
Alone will be something
you'll be quite a lot.

And when you're alone, there's a very good chance
you'll meet things that scare you right out of your pants.
There are some, down the road between hither and yon,
that can scare you so much you won't want to go on.

But on you will go
though the weather be foul.
On you will go
though your enemies prowl.
On you will go
though the Hakken-Kraks howl.
Onward up many
a frightening creek,
though your arms may get sore
and your sneakers may leak.

On and on you will hike,
And I know you'll hike far
and face up to your problems
whatever they are.

You'll get mixed up, of course,
as you already know.
You'll get mixed up
with many strange birds as you go.
So be sure when you step.
Step with care and great tact
and remember that Life's
a Great Balancing Act.
Just never foget to be dexterous and deft.
And never mix up your right foot with your left.

And will you succeed?
Yes! You will, indeed!
(98 and 3/4 percent guaranteed.)

KID, YOU'LL MOVE MOUNTAINS!

So...
be your name Buxbaum or Bixby or Bray
or Mordecai Ali Van Allen O'Shea,
You're off the Great Places!
Today is your day!
Your mountain is waiting.
So...get on your way!

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 12:27 PM

Be Seated Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. Men, all this stuff you've heard about America not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the war, is a lot of horse dung. Americans, traditionally, love to fight. All real Americans love the sting of battle. When you were kids, you all admired the champion marble shooter, the fastest runner, the big league ball players, the toughest boxers. Americans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Americans play to win all the time. Now, I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why Americans have never lost and will never lose a war. Because the very thought of losing is hateful to Americans. Now, an army is a team. It lives, eats, sleeps, fights as a team. This individuality stuff is a bunch of crap. The bilious bastards who wrote that stuff about individuality for the Saturday Evening Post don't know anything more about real battle than they do about fornicating. Now, we have the finest food and equipment, the best spirit, and the best men in the world. You know, by God, I actually pity those poor bastards we're going up against. By God, I do. We're not just going to shoot the bastards. We're going to cut out their living guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks. We're going to murder those lousy Hun bastards by the bushel. Now, some of you boys, I know, are wondering whether or not you'll chicken-out under fire. Don't worry about it. I can assure you that you will all do your duty. The Nazis are the enemy. Wade into them. Spill their blood. Shoot them in the belly. When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do. Now there's another thing I want you to remember. I don't want to get any messages saying that we are holding our position. We're not holding anything. Let the Hun do that. We are advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding onto anything -- except the enemy. We're going to hold onto him by the nose, and we're gonna kick him in the ass. We're gonna kick the hell out of him all the time, and we're gonna go through him like crap through a goose! Now, there's one thing that you men will be able to say when you get back home, and you may thank God for it. Thirty years from now when you're sitting around your fireside with your grandson on your knee, and he asks you, "What did you do in the great World War II?" -- you won't have to say, "Well, I shoveled ###### in Louisiana." Alright now you sons-of-bitches, you know how I feel. Oh, I will be proud to lead you wonderful guys into battle anytime, anywhere. That's all.

 


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#28 jerryskids

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 12:28 PM


"I wouldnt even consider sitting out, I love pedo threads." -- tanatastic

 

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 12:33 PM



"Go Forth And Die"

Trapped inside a box
Four long years
Hiding from the world
Punished by your peers

Studied teachers words
Stabbed a box of hearts
Earned a piece of paper
No go forth and start

Go forth Be conquered
Go Forth and Die

Now you've graduated
Mind is mutilated
Thrust into the world
Feeling segregated
Move in with your parents
Back into the dark
Landed where you started
Bachelor of Arts

The learning starts now...
Open up your textbooks and turn to the
Chapter concerning your DETH

Night sky
Bleeds red
Black birds
Bring DETH

You'll be eaten by the blackness
Of your rotting mind that's dying
You're consumed with sharpened wings
That penetrate your frightened lying

Go die
Go die
Go die go!

Now you're sad and frightened
Want to go and hide
Maybe get your masters
Eight more years inside
Dream of your own murder
Strangled by the IVY
Drown in student loans
Better off just dying

Go Die
Go Die

You'll be eaten by the blackness
Of your rotting mind that's dying
You're consumed with sharpened wings
That penetrate your frightened lying

Go Forth Be conquered
Go forth and die
Go forth be conquered
Go forth and die
Go forth and die
Go forth and die
Go forth and die
Go forth and die

Another Dumb fvcking post by frank. :wave:

 

 

 

 

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#30 IGotWorms

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 12:46 PM

https://youtu.be/VVxYOQS6ggk

#31 NorthernVike

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 12:55 PM

Okay, try this:


When a problem comes along
You must whip it
Before the cream sits out too long
You must whip it
When something's going wrong
You must whip it
Now whip it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It's not too late
To whip it
Whip it good
When a good time turns around
You must whip it
You will never live it down
Unless you whip it
No one gets away
Until they whip it
I say whip it
Whip it good

Focking kids today wouldn't even get it.  Parents on the other hand would be laughing their asses off.  :first:


Being an ass hole is all part of my manly essence

 

 



You guys have no focking clue what happened so you really should just shut it..

 


#32 frank

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 12:59 PM

You can't always get what you want.

Another Dumb fvcking post by frank. :wave:

 

 

 

 

"If I could start my life all over again, I would be a professional football player, and you damn well better believe I would be a Pittsburgh Steeler."

-- Jack Lambert --

 

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#33 kutulu

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 01:02 PM


If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human faceforever.

#34 NorthernVike

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 01:18 PM

10 minutes of quotes from various songs would make for an awesome speech.  :headbanger:


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You guys have no focking clue what happened so you really should just shut it..

 


#35 Cruzer

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 01:22 PM

Whatever direction you chose to go, wrap it up by saying,

 

"And in conclusion, any of you ladies who are into anal - please stick around for a private conference - thank you." :banana:



#36 frank

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 01:23 PM

10 minutes of quotes from various songs would make for an awesome speech.  :headbanger:


Life ain't nothin' but bitches and money.

Another Dumb fvcking post by frank. :wave:

 

 

 

 

"If I could start my life all over again, I would be a professional football player, and you damn well better believe I would be a Pittsburgh Steeler."

-- Jack Lambert --

 

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#37 frank

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 01:44 PM

NSFW but you really should use this. Or Whip It.



Another Dumb fvcking post by frank. :wave:

 

 

 

 

"If I could start my life all over again, I would be a professional football player, and you damn well better believe I would be a Pittsburgh Steeler."

-- Jack Lambert --

 

OOTMFFOTB


#38 Old School

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 03:17 PM

When you boil it down- success comes down to Two things.



Cocaine & Asian Hookers

#39 Alias Detective

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 03:27 PM

What would you say to a small group of national honor society inductees, parents and teachers for about 10 minutes?


Im assuming they are all white?

#40 cmh6476

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 03:34 PM

Im assuming they are all white?

probably but not a definite :dunno:

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