wiffleball 4,631 Posted March 13, 2008 In my neverending mission to find new and different ways to ingest booze (the red wine enema was a hoot! ), I have been reminded that one can soak various fruits in alchohol. I am unschooled in this technique however. Do any of you fine young poople have an insight into the various techniques, fruits and liquors that are used in such a venture? I would be muchly appreciative. Apples? Cherries? Watermellon? Others? How exactly?? yes, I'm aware I typed "poople". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Franknbeans 46 Posted March 13, 2008 fill bath with your favorite alcoholic beverage. Dive in Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Moz 69 Posted March 13, 2008 apples and pears work the best to hold up for a few days ! Cherries , strawberries , peaches , grapes , even bananas will work but I wouldn't let it sit more than a day without drinking it. If it's hooch youre trying to make -- get the achohol of choice and buy the fruit you like the best and just put both in a bowl - put a lid on it and chill overnight. edit to add -- I never liked melons in hooch -- but to each his won I guess. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted March 13, 2008 apples and pears work the best to hold up for a few days ! Cherries , strawberries , peaches , grapes , even bananas will work but I wouldn't let it sit more than a day without drinking it. If it's hooch youre trying to make -- get the achohol of choice and buy the fruit you like the best and just put both in a bowl - put a lid on it and chill overnight. edit to add -- I never liked melons in hooch -- but to each his won I guess. Sadly, I am not aware of what "hooch" is specifically. What do you do? Peel the apples/pears then soak them (in what? for how long?) Never really knew how to booze a watermellon either. I am so naive. I'm a horrible alcoholic. It's my personal shame. But at least I'm trying to better myself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GutterBoy 2,277 Posted March 13, 2008 Some chick in college always used to make a "drunk pineapple". She'd core the pineapple, fill with grain overnight, then we'd eat the pineapple. It was gay, and I'd rather just have a drink. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Moz 69 Posted March 13, 2008 Sadly, I am not aware of what "hooch" is specifically. What do you do? Peel the apples/pears then soak them (in what? for how long?) Never really knew how to booze a watermellon either. I am so naive. I'm a horrible alcoholic. It's my personal shame. But at least I'm trying to better myself. actually man -- people only usually make hooch when they can afford to buy real alcohol ... :console: hence which is why college kids drink it by the gallon. if you really want to know though - since it's your first get some apples or Pears -- then maybe some strawberries or cherries if you want variety. Cut apples / pears into slices and pit the cherries. dump into a container and pure the alcolhol in and let sit. Pretty simple man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted March 13, 2008 actually man -- people only usually make hooch when they can afford to buy real alcohol ... :console: hence which is why college kids drink it by the gallon. if you really want to know though - since it's your first get some apples or Pears -- then maybe some strawberries or cherries if you want variety. Cut apples / pears into slices and pit the cherries. dump into a container and pure the alcolhol in and let sit. Pretty simple man. dumb question - what kind of alcohol?? Same with the pineapple. thx. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sho Nuff 719 Posted March 13, 2008 dumb question - what kind of alcohol?? Same with the pineapple. thx. Depends how strong you want it. PGA, Vodka, or light rum work well. Watermelon works great this way. Put a hole in one...pour alcohol in...plug the hole...eat it the next day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GutterBoy 2,277 Posted March 13, 2008 You know what else would work good for you guys, soaking cack, then when you suck them, you can get drunk. Isn't that great? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted March 13, 2008 now this is complicated, so pay attention. 1. Get some fruit. 2. Get your favorite liquor. 3. Soak the fruit in the liquor. 4. Eat the fruit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted March 13, 2008 now this is complicated, so pay attention. 1. Get some fruit. 2. Get your favorite liquor. 3. Soak the fruit in the liquor. 4. Eat the fruit. Well hell, I know that much. I believe if you'll recall, I asked about specific liquors that you've tried, certain booze/fruit combinations that you've tried. I mean, I have to assume that bourbon and pears tastes different than vodka and pears. I'm guessing that there are specific liqours that go better with specific fruits? Just asking what your experiences have been. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted March 13, 2008 Depends how strong you want it.PGA, Vodka, or light rum work well. Watermelon works great this way. Put a hole in one...pour alcohol in...plug the hole...eat it the next day. Thanks. The problem I've had with watermelon in the past is distribution. Everybody tells you to do it that way, but then you end up with one end being pure booze and 2/3 of the pineapple not tasting like much at all. I've found more holes evenly distributed works best. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Birdseed 1 Posted March 13, 2008 You know what else would work good for you guys, soaking cack, then when you suck them, you can get drunk. Isn't that great? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porkbutt 860 Posted March 13, 2008 doesn't get any gayer than this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted March 13, 2008 doesn't get any gayer than this. Man, that's like getting an endorsement from Boy George himself!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GutterBoy 2,277 Posted March 13, 2008 wiffleball wants to know how to soak a watermelon in alcohol so he can get his "black friends" drunk so he can throw racial slurs at them while jerking them off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoytdwow 202 Posted March 13, 2008 you're a nut job Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 993 Posted March 13, 2008 We used to core a watermelon and just dump as much vodka in it as we could, replace the part we took out and you have a nice little mini bar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yer mom 2 Posted March 13, 2008 We used to core a watermelon and just dump as much vodka in it as we could, replace the part we took out and you have a nice little mini bar. Perfect for days at the park Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kilroy69 993 Posted March 13, 2008 Perfect for days at the park or the beach. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,300 Posted March 13, 2008 wiffleball wants to know how to soak a watermelon in alcohol so he can get his "black friends" drunk so he can throw racial slurs at them while jerking them off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rallo 132 Posted March 13, 2008 everclear and cherries tastes good... although the cherries turn white... (scary??) just get a jar of maraschino cherries (sp?) pour out half of the juice and fill it up with everclear... let it sit over night... ready for ingestion the next day... don't be scared that they turn white. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted March 13, 2008 everclear and cherries tastes good... although the cherries turn white... (scary??) just get a jar of maraschino cherries (sp?) pour out half of the juice and fill it up with everclear... let it sit over night... ready for ingestion the next day... don't be scared that they turn white. Nice. Plus, this has to be a hell of a lot cheaper than Roofies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rallo 132 Posted March 13, 2008 Nice. Plus, this has to be a hell of a lot cheaper than Roofies. yes... and you know the girls are really drunk when they start trying to drink the juice out of the jar Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,547 Posted March 13, 2008 You know what else would work good for you guys, soaking cack, then when you suck them, you can get drunk. Isn't that great? That's when it really pays to be short, eh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GutterBoy 2,277 Posted March 13, 2008 That's when it really pays to be short, eh? That's a stretch for a short joke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sheadtoo 1 Posted March 13, 2008 1. get the biggest cooler you can find 2. put two half gallons of everclear in 3. one quart of kool-aid 4. any fruit you want peeled and cut into bite size piece not grapes 5. fill with water 6. stir and let sit for a while jungle juice Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rallo 132 Posted March 14, 2008 1. get the biggest cooler you can find2. put two half gallons of everclear in 3. one quart of kool-aid 4. any fruit you want peeled and cut into bite size piece not grapes 5. fill with water 6. stir and let sit for a while jungle juice this was the easy answer... or another fun thing.. for the chicks though... take a two liter of orange soda... empty half of it... add a packet of grape kool aid and a packet of cherry kool aid... fill the riest with vodka... drink directly out of the two liter... tastes exactly like sweet tarts... PS i'm drunk... mug night at 'brother's' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites