sports TV announcers/analysts - fock are they annoying

[edjr 5,552]

Is there anything worse than a sports TV announcer saying "Watch this" when they show a replay of something?

 

Hey shitforbrains, we ARE watching!

 

think we are listening from the bedroom?

 

FOCK OFF!!!!

[edjr 5,552]

how about when they say "I'll tell you what"

 

No focking sh1t you're going to tell us what.

 

Just focking SAY IT!!!!!!

[wiffleball 4,635]

If one more fock stain explains to me what 'incontrovertible' means - like he alone possesses the Rosetta Stone to crack this inscrutable code...

[GobbleDog 816]

"I'll be honest with you..."

 

"That was literally...."

 

"Do I ask myself questions instead of simply making a statement? Yes I do."

 

[dain11279 927]

"Not that tough of a putt.."

[posty 2,296]

John Madden said crap like this all the time and everyone thought he was the greatest announcer...

[wiffleball 4,635]

John Madden said crap like this all the time and everyone thought he was the greatest announcer...

.

 

No, they thought he was funny/endearing - or a bafoon, but nobody was mistaking him for Al Michaels.

[Mookz 1,287]

He's a pitcher, not a thrower. He used to be just a thrower, but now he's a pitcher. Do ya get my distinction, there? That's why I'm an analyst.

[Drizzay 645]

Nobody tops Tim McCarver for worthless analysis.

[edjr 5,552]

Nobody tops Tim McCarver for worthless analysis.

 

Phil Simms

Joe Morgan

[supermike80 1,285]

Even worse when a woman does it.

[edjr 5,552]

Even worse when a woman does it.

 

Jessica Mendoza is the worst EVER, hands down.

[fricker66 91]

 

Jessica Mendoza is the worst EVER, hands down.

 

I'm glad I've never heard of her.

[edjr 5,552]

 

I'm glad I've never heard of her.

 

 

[vuduchile 1,941]

Is there anything worse than a sports TV announcer saying "Watch this" when they show a replay of something?

 

 

A wedding or graduation party DJ?

[frank 2,144]

Momentum

 

You can't coach that

[Reality 2,710]

 

Jessica Mendoza is the worst EVER, hands down.

 

I was watching a Sunday night game recently (Mets of course, shut ur fvcking mouf ) and my wife walked in the living room.. She says, why is this b!tch talking about baseball? Did she play baseball? Why the fvck would they have a woman analyst? She went on a tirade about this female analyst and was visibly pissed about it for several minutes..

 

My wife doesn't care for female analysts, especially in a sport that the analyst couldn't even have played..

 

She had a point, so, I smacked her on the ass and told her to get me a beer..

 

Boom!