The Pope 8 Posted May 4, 2012 Well, I don't know for sure... but given the lisp in his voice, his choice in t.v. shows (GCB, Glee), his mannerisms and his attire, I'd give it a 98% chance of probability. Idk what GCB is, but if he's watching Glee then the is no doubt. My girl watches it and I have to go outside because it's just too ghey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naomi 343 Posted May 4, 2012 Well, I don't know for sure... but given the lisp in his voice, his choice in t.v. shows (GCB, Glee), his mannerisms and his attire, I'd give it a 98% chance of probability. Choosing to spend his time in CA visiting Hearst Castle is a little iffy... The ultimate test would be if checking out the Winchester Mystery House excites him. There has to be a woman in a straight man's life to explain his presence there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted May 4, 2012 She finds Hal's watch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Pope 8 Posted May 4, 2012 Also instead of Hal, you should have used the name Neil. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted May 4, 2012 Also instead of Hal, you should have used the name Neil. Or Bruce. With a lisp of course. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Pope 8 Posted May 4, 2012 Or Bruce. With a lisp of course. No, Neil, as in kneel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted May 4, 2012 No, Neil, as in kneel. Gotcha. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,905 Posted May 4, 2012 Well, I don't know for sure... but given the lisp in his voice, his choice in t.v. shows (GCB, Glee), his mannerisms and his attire, I'd give it a 98% chance of probability. So he's the exact opposite of Newbie? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted May 4, 2012 Also instead of Hal, you should have used the name Neil. Or Bruce. With a lisp of course. I should have spelled it: H.A.L. Have. Anal. Lube. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 830 Posted May 6, 2012 I should have spelled it: H.A.L. Have. Anal. Lube. Acronym Girl !! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 830 Posted May 6, 2012 Well, I don't know for sure... but given the lisp in his voice, his choice in t.v. shows (GCB, Glee), his mannerisms and his attire, I'd give it a 98% chance of probability. Maybe he is just a Jew Jew/Ghey hard to tell a part a Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,297 Posted May 7, 2012 So has OldMaid's BF come out of the closet yet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted May 7, 2012 So has OldMaid's BF come out of the closet yet? No, cause that would involve entering her hallway. Anyone notice... Old Maid has a hallway... her BF has HALway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted May 7, 2012 No, cause that would involve entering her hallway. Anyone notice... Old Maid has a hallway... her BF has HALway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frank M 181 Posted May 7, 2012 How are you positive that he's gay if he's married and "definitely on the DL" You didn't see this? They originally had planned to drive up to Hearst Castle and spend the night. Hal had never been there and thought it would be cool to check it out. Well, it turns out he didn't realize that it was several hours away and didn't feel up to such a long road trip. So they ended up banging out at our house. Seems pretty cut and dried to me. Ghey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 3,941 Posted May 7, 2012 You didn't see this? Seems pretty cut and dried to me. Ghey. Let me guess. This is your first attempt at trying to bring more of the funny? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frank M 181 Posted May 7, 2012 Let me guess. This is your first attempt at trying to bring more of the funny? I already admitted I'm not that funny, but, hell, nobody else is trying. Maybe if I just put some of these in my posts: :banana: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 3,941 Posted May 7, 2012 I already admitted I'm not that funny, but, hell, nobody else is trying. Maybe if I just put some of these in my posts: :banana: Ok, that made me chuckle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted May 7, 2012 Who knew my BF's rectum was so amusing? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 3,941 Posted May 7, 2012 Who knew my BF's rectum was so amusing? All his butt buddies? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,541 Posted May 7, 2012 I already admitted I'm not that funny, but, hell, nobody else is trying. Maybe if I just put some of these in my posts: :banana: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,905 Posted May 8, 2012 Who knew my BF's rectum was so amusing? Suxs is cloose to finishing a novel similar to "War And Piece" but with a "Cats" twist to the ending of your story. Some a-hole realizes his uppitiness is fawg driven by a cat with a name at the castle in southern LA where shat flies into their arse and normal peeps drive BMW's with truck nutz named HAL and drink red whine. It's all pretend but who's guessing their weight these days? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,297 Posted May 8, 2012 Suxs is close to finishing a novel Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Me_2006 14 Posted May 8, 2012 Hoax. Too stereotypical. Bad character development. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted May 8, 2012 Who knew my BF's rectum was so amusing? Rectum? Damn near killed 'em Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giants Fan 85 Posted May 8, 2012 Have you heard of the Gay Mafia? The first rule of the Gay Mafia is ... I dunno ... prolly ... blow any guy you can, or something like that. So this is what you do ... you hire a member of the Gay Mafia ... and see if he let's him suck his calk. If he does ... you should prolly inform your BF that his BFF is ... at least bi. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Riddlen 1 Posted May 8, 2012 they are both on the DL. grats. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 830 Posted May 9, 2012 Invite to NY for a real man still is in play.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
