How hot would a girl have to be, for your to agree to these "Sex Stipulations"

[Hardcore troubadour 12,618]

In all fairness, sounds like the dude is a wank, and shes giving him another shot.

 

I mean, talking about female relatives and exes while focking? Wtf?

 

The backdoor rule is pretty standard. You dont go there without warning and permission. Just like you wouldnt like some chick jamming a finger in your ass without a heads up and permission.

 

The spooging on the body thing is a bit much. Facial, sure, I get it. Thats a rare thing usually, that pron has taught us is standard.

 

Sounds like she needs to find another fockboy to me.

Youre puzzy whipped

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Youre puzzy whipped

Im sure you cram it in mrs. HTs dirthole while talking about your mom and then bust one on her face right?

 

I guess it depends on whether we are talking random skank here or someone you actually give two focks about. They matters.

[IGotWorms 3,309]

Im sure you cram it in mrs. HTs dirthole while talking about your mom and then bust one on her face right?

Why not? I do

[Bier Meister 1,512]

Netflix, facial, Uber

[Hardcore troubadour 12,618]

Im sure you cram it in mrs. HTs dirthole while talking about your mom and then bust one on her face right?

 

I guess it depends on whether we are talking random skank here or someone you actually give two focks about. They matters.

Lol.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Why not? I do

I knew I could depend on the geeks to tee off on that softball.

[SUXBNME 1,324]

#3 is actually a very reasonable request.

Granted, it's a request that I will prolly not ever follow given the amount of pron I've seen in my lifetime, (They all want it on their titties or in their mouf, right? ) but a reasonable request

 

Thoughts, Peenie?

[SUXBNME 1,324]

Why not? I do

That makes you ghey

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

#3 is actually a very reasonable request.

Granted, it's a request that I will prolly not ever follow given the amount of pron I've seen in my lifetime, (They all want it on their titties or in their mouf, right? ) but a reasonable request

 

Thoughts, Peenie?

Mine wants it nowhere but in the vag.

 

Usually I comply. Sometime I glaze the t!tties. She dont like it but she puts up with it.

[wiffleball 4,635]

Maybe it is your fat fingers are thicker then your noodle and she doesn't want to get stretched out

[wiffleball 4,635]

Okay, I won't splooge in your hair, but I gots to put my bubblegum somewhere.

[edjr 5,554]

Maybe it is your fat fingers are thicker then your noodle and she doesn't want to get stretched out

 

[joneo 529]

I'd fu ck her once and kick her to the curb, regardless of hotness.