jets24 6 Posted March 23, 2013 "Independent George is getting mad!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted March 23, 2013 "She has man hands" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted March 23, 2013 "She has man hands" "You're the schmoopy." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phurfur 70 Posted March 23, 2013 You know what I discovered? I really like depriving myself of things. It's fun. Very monastic. - Cosmo Kramer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted March 23, 2013 Master of my domain. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jets24 6 Posted March 23, 2013 "You're the schmoopy." Since you mentioned that same episode, I will go with......... NO SOUP FOR YOU! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted March 23, 2013 Since you mentioned that same episode, I will go with......... NO SOUP FOR YOU! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLPs2rgmkqE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,556 Posted March 23, 2013 I didn't realize that President Kennedy had such a temper. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,556 Posted March 23, 2013 A George, divided against itself, cannot stand. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,310 Posted March 23, 2013 The card says "Moops" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phurfur 70 Posted March 23, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvCDHKYT3xQ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saint Elistan 106 Posted March 23, 2013 A FESTIVUS for the REST OF US! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,556 Posted March 23, 2013 Susie didnt commit suicide, she was murdered.......BY JERRY SEINFELD!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,890 Posted March 23, 2013 These pretzels are making me thirsty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,144 Posted March 23, 2013 "Independent George is getting mad!" That's not a quote is it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,556 Posted March 23, 2013 I can feel his blood inside of me, borrowing things from my blood. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,556 Posted March 23, 2013 The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to return soup at a deli! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 816 Posted March 23, 2013 They shrink? Like a frightened turtle ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chronic Husker 85 Posted March 23, 2013 He took it out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chronic Husker 85 Posted March 23, 2013 The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to return soup at a deli! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chronic Husker 85 Posted March 23, 2013 "You show me the stooges?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chronic Husker 85 Posted March 23, 2013 That's not a quote is it? Your head is spinning like a top. Your whole world is crumbling all around you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giants Fan 85 Posted March 23, 2013 LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chronic Husker 85 Posted March 23, 2013 LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT! And....this thread is rooned... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joeshushu 51 Posted March 23, 2013 They are real and spectacular. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JerkStore 13 Posted March 23, 2013 The ocean called. They're running out of shrimp. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,556 Posted March 23, 2013 "You gave me gonorrhea and you didn't even tell me!" "I gave you gonorrhea because I thought you'd have fun with it!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted March 23, 2013 Master of my domain. I'm OUT Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thornton Melon 544 Posted March 23, 2013 "George, I'm living a lie" "pppfffftt, just one? I'm living like twenty" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IronToe Nedney 0 Posted March 23, 2013 George likes his chicken spicy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JT 137 Posted March 23, 2013 "As far as I can tell, your entire enterprise is nothing more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken." "And with Darren's help, we'll get that chicken." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Daddio 0 Posted March 23, 2013 You've gotta mulch... You've got to Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the body 0 Posted March 23, 2013 Elaine: Since when is a drain a toilet? George: "THEY'RE ALL PIPES!!!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,556 Posted March 23, 2013 Art buyers Mr. and Mrs. Armstrong are admiring Nina's "Kramer." MRS.Armstrong:I sense great vulcrability. A man-child crying out for love, an innocent orphan in the post-modern world. MR. Armstrong:I see a parasite. MRS.Armstrong:A sexually-depraved miscrient, who is seeking to gratify only his most basic and immediate urges. ----- MRS.Armstrong:He is struggled, he is man-struggled. He lifts my spirit! MR. Armstrong:He is a loathsome, offensive brute, yet I can't look away. ----- MRS.Armstrong:He transcends time and space. MR. Armstrong:He sickens me. MRS.Armstrong:I love it. MR. Armstrong:Me too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
